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OFFICER:Come on now. He love that goat. Do you thinkthis is a game? Huh? Do you think I need an excuseto put you back in that cell to keep you therefor five years? You go to warwith me, and you go to warwith the United Statesof America. And then you'll knowwhen that fight is over why the people of Krakozhiawait in line forcheap toilet paper while Uncle Sam wipes his asswith Charmin two-ply
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OFFICER Come on now
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He love that goat
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Do you think this is a game Huh
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Do you think I need an excuse to put you back in that cell
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to keep you there for five years
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You go to war with me
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and you go to war with the United States of America
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And then you'll know when that fight is over
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why the people of Krakozhia wait in line for cheap toilet paper
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while Uncle Sam wipes his ass with Charmin two ply
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Movie Summary
Viktor Navorski is a man without a country; his plane took off just as a coup d'etat exploded in his homeland, leaving it in shambles, and now he's stranded at Kennedy Airport, where he's holding a passport that nobody recognizes. While quarantined in the transit lounge until authorities can figure out what to do with him, Viktor simply goes on living – and courts romance with a beautiful flight attendant.

