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"The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" quotes

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre poster
After picking up a traumatized young hitchhiker, five friends find themselves stalked and hunted by a deformed chainsaw-wielding loon and his family of equally psychopathic killers.

Director: Marcus Nispel
Writer: Kim Henkel, Tobe Hooper, Scott Kosar
Production: N/A
Genre: crime, horror
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 38/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $80,571,655
Released: 17 Oct 2003
Awards: 4 wins & 17 nominations

116 video clips

Sheriff HoytMorganErinKemperAndyLuda MayNarratorOld MontyPepperTeenage GirlHenriettaJedidiah
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Please finish it - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:18 Please finish it Two investigating officers were fatally wounded that day - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:53 Two investigating officers were fatally wounded that day Anyone want some pig - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:11 Anyone want some pig Can you do something about the A - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:59 Can you do something about the A He's a REALLY bad man - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:14 He's a REALLY bad man I am way too stoned for this - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:13 I am way too stoned for this It is all the more tragic in that they were young - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 04:03 It is all the more tragic in that they were young I smell bullshit - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:08 I smell bullshit PEPPER What is that - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:36 PEPPER What is that I'm sorry but how often do girls just blow their heads off in this shit hole town - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:07 I'm sorry but how often do girls just blow their heads... We did not go to Mexico to buy weed - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:34 We did not go to Mexico to buy weed I bet she's real unhappy - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:33 I bet she's real unhappy I'm gonna get you some help - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:07 I'm gonna get you some help Is that where she was sitting - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:34 Is that where she was sitting Excuse me you mind getting the fuck out of my way son - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:06 Excuse me you mind getting the fuck out of my way son I guess that's what brains look like - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:19 I guess that's what brains look like We got ourselves a killer - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:14 We got ourselves a killer I'm sorry nobody asked her to blow her head off in our van - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:07 I'm sorry nobody asked her to blow her head off in our... What are we gonna do - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:37 What are we gonna do I know your kind - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:20 I know your kind What's wrong with you fucking people - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:14 What's wrong with you fucking people Put it in the trunk - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:20 Put it in the trunk I said she could call him - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:09 I said she could call him And she didn't drink the tequila - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:21 And she didn't drink the tequila I don't know about you guys - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:06 I don't know about you guys How are you an expert on the dumbest shit - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:06 How are you an expert on the dumbest shit I've never seen anybody die before - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:09 I've never seen anybody die before What the hell are you doing in my house - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:22 What the hell are you doing in my house You kids shouldn't have messed with that little girl - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:13 You kids shouldn't have messed with that little girl Give me something to hold - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:06 Give me something to hold Please forgive me - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:04 Please forgive me How about giving me a hand here - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:35 How about giving me a hand here It just seems so wrong - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:13 It just seems so wrong Grandma Let me in now - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:11 Grandma Let me in now Come on you little bitch start - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:05 Come on you little bitch start You don't look so good - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:43 You don't look so good Aah! Go! Go! - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:06 Aah! Go! Go! Aah! Kemper! - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:11 Aah! Kemper! Ain't no sheriff here. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:27 Ain't no sheriff here. All right. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:12 All right. Are you ok? - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:07 Are you ok? Baby, she's dead. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:22 Baby, she's dead. Come on. Come on. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:12 Come on. Come on. Come on, erin. Let's find the bathroom. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:06 Come on, erin. Let's find the bathroom. Come on! - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:08 Come on! Come on! - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:08 Come on! Come on. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:24 Come on. Come on. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:14 Come on. Damn it! Give me... - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:16 Damn it! Give me... Erin... - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:22 Erin... Excuse me. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:08 Excuse me. Excuse me. You mind getting - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:17 Excuse me. You mind getting Get on over to the damn crawford mill. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:08 Get on over to the damn crawford mill. Get out of the car. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:10 Get out of the car. Good girl, good girl. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:05 Good girl, good girl. Ha. Well, let's get her wrapped up. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:05 Ha. Well, let's get her wrapped up. Hello? - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:09 Hello? Hello! - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:08 Hello! He's a bad man. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:08 He's a bad man. He's a bad man. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:14 He's a bad man. Hey, bud. Hey. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:17 Hey, bud. Hey. Hey! - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:09 Hey! Hey there. You all right? - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:14 Hey there. You all right? Hi. It's me again. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:12 Hi. It's me again. I got it. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:05 I got it. I guess that's what brains look like, huh? - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:18 I guess that's what brains look like, huh? I know kemp's in there. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:08 I know kemp's in there. I ought to blow your fucking brains - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:26 I ought to blow your fucking brains I say we dump her. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:19 I say we dump her. I'll tell you this much... - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:10 I'll tell you this much... Is anybody home? - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:16 Is anybody home? Is that where she was sitting? - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:10 Is that where she was sitting? It's starting to stink back here. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:13 It's starting to stink back here. Jesus christ. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:11 Jesus christ. Keep going! Keep going! Hurry! - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:12 Keep going! Keep going! Hurry! Kemp, don't mess around. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:16 Kemp, don't mess around. Kemper? - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:08 Kemper? Let me out! Oh, my god! - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:05 Let me out! Oh, my god! Maybe she was a bit more in the middle. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:22 Maybe she was a bit more in the middle. Morgan, it's me! - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:15 Morgan, it's me! Morgan, the couch! - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:06 Morgan, the couch! No! - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:06 No! Now, drink up your tea. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:19 Now, drink up your tea. Now, it's just an educated guess, - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:28 Now, it's just an educated guess, Oh, my god. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:10 Oh, my god. Oh, my. Oh, my, my, my, my, my. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:12 Oh, my. Oh, my, my, my, my, my. Oh, shit! - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:10 Oh, shit! Ok. - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:22 Ok. Ok, if you could just relax, - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 00:06 Ok, if you could just relax,
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Cast

Erin - Jessica Biel
Morgan - Jonathan Tucker
Pepper - Erica Leerhsen
Andy - Mike Vogel
Kemper - Eric Balfour
All Cast