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The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe

"A mobile bone." Oh. A mobile bone. THEY CHUCKLE

"A mobile bone." Oh. A mobile bone. THEY CHUCKLE

Full Transcript

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"A mobile bone."
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Oh. A mobile bone. THEY CHUCKLE.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:39
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
biography, crime, drama
Production
Story Films,ITV

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Movie Summary

Four-part drama based on the extraordinary story of how prison officer John Darwin faked his own death to claim life insurance and avoid bankruptcy - unbeknownst to his two sons.
S01 • E02 Er, "Why did the pony have to gargle?" - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:11
Er, "Why did the pony have to gargle?"
S01 • E03 I mean, if the husband you thought was dead - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:08
I mean, if the husband you thought was dead
S01 • E02 To John. To Dad. To John. - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:04
To John. To Dad. To John.
S01 • E04 'Even harder than confessing to the police - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:12
'Even harder than confessing to the police
S01 • E02 We drove past Butler's Hill on the way up, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:08
We drove past Butler's Hill on the way up,
S01 • E04 'But I am guilty.' - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:08
'But I am guilty.'
S01 • E02 No, no, I don't have children. Not really my thing. - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:04
No, no, I don't have children. Not really my thing.
S01 • E03 And I just wanted to talk to you - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:05
And I just wanted to talk to you
S01 • E02 And after the cancer took Anne, I guess... - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:05
And after the cancer took Anne, I guess...
S01 • E02 'You ever thought of investing out here?' - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:06
'You ever thought of investing out here?'
S01 • E03 HE SIGHS - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:11
HE SIGHS
S01 • E04 Every day of your life together, as I understand it, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:11
Every day of your life together, as I understand it,
S01 • E02 Well, I think I told you about my affinity with horses. - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:05
Well, I think I told you about my affinity with horses.
S01 • E04 So what would I get? For a guilty plea, I mean. - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:05
So what would I get? For a guilty plea, I mean.
S01 • E04 Four, four-and-a-half if you go not guilty and lose. - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:05
Four, four-and-a-half if you go not guilty and lose.
S01 • E04 'It was a horrible decision to have to make. - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:04
'It was a horrible decision to have to make.
S01 • E04 'And for many weeks, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:10
'And for many weeks,
S01 • E02 It doesn't mean anything, it's just a game. - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:04
It doesn't mean anything, it's just a game.
S01 • E04 'Please report to Officer Crenshaw.' - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:08
'Please report to Officer Crenshaw.'
S01 • E03 I just wanted to chat to you about the amazing news. - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:05
I just wanted to chat to you about the amazing news.