To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
And, Mam, you'd better start
Please log in to add to collections.
The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe

And, Mam, you'd better start checking flightsback to the UK, yeah?

And, Mam, you'd better start checking flights
back to the UK, yeah?

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.052
And, Mam, you'd better start
00:00:02.056 --> 00:00:04.064
checking flights back to the UK, yeah?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:57
Uploaded
May 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
biography, crime, drama
Production
Story Films,ITV

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Four-part drama based on the extraordinary story of how prison officer John Darwin faked his own death to claim life insurance and avoid bankruptcy - unbeknownst to his two sons.
S01 • E01 At which point, you will be able to claim the life insurance. - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:05
At which point, you will be able to claim the life insurance...
S01 • E03 'OK, Mam. Erm... we love you.' - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:06
'OK, Mam. Erm... we love you.'
S01 • E01 And at which point also, my dear wife, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:09
And at which point also, my dear wife,
S01 • E02 You want me to exploit people's genuine sympathy for your benefit? - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:05
You want me to exploit people's genuine sympathy for yo...
S01 • E02 Well, obviously don't put it like that, but yes. - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:05
Well, obviously don't put it like that, but yes.
S01 • E02 And actually, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:05
And actually,
S01 • E03 DIAL TONE - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:06
DIAL TONE
S01 • E02 Every time I think you can't sink any lower, you surprise me. - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:04
Every time I think you can't sink any lower, you surpri...
S01 • E04 'It's from John.' - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:11
'It's from John.'
S01 • E01 I mean, maybe you have plastic surgery - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:06
I mean, maybe you have plastic surgery
S01 • E02 So... you expect me to just sit in that stinking room - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:07
So... you expect me to just sit in that stinking room
S01 • E01 Or maybe the plan's for me to give you all the insurance money - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:05
Or maybe the plan's for me to give you all the insuranc...
S01 • E04 JOHN ON PHONE: 'I really don't think you've given any thought - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:05
JOHN ON PHONE: 'I really don't think you've g...
S01 • E01 I am not telling such an utterly dreadful lie to the police, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:08
I am not telling such an utterly dreadful lie to the police,
S01 • E02 Maybe I'll turn myself in, and tell them everything. - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:04
Maybe I'll turn myself in, and tell them everything.
S01 • E04 'I've had my food spat in, I've been punched, abused verbally. - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:04
'I've had my food spat in, I've been punched,...
S01 • E01 I could not think of doing something so completely appalling, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:08
I could not think of doing something so completely appalling...
S01 • E04 Whatever you think it's like for you, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:05
Whatever you think it's like for you,
S01 • E02 It's a white collar crime, but still, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:06
It's a white collar crime, but still,
S01 • E04 'John had already given up his boys once, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:05
'John had already given up his boys once,