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The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe

Because this is a very good idea

Because this is a very good idea

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Because this
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is a very good idea.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:30
Uploaded
May 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
biography, crime, drama
Production
Story Films,ITV

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Movie Summary

Four-part drama based on the extraordinary story of how prison officer John Darwin faked his own death to claim life insurance and avoid bankruptcy - unbeknownst to his two sons.
S01 • E02 The problem is that you have no death certificate. - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:05
The problem is that you have no death certificate.
S01 • E01 OK, so talk me through it, then, please, in detail, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:06
OK, so talk me through it, then, please, in detail,
S01 • E02 But the police found his smashed-up canoe, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:05
But the police found his smashed-up canoe,
S01 • E04 Anyone not released on bail is kept in a prison, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:08
Anyone not released on bail is kept in a prison,
S01 • E01 I have a canoe downstairs in the cellar. - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:06
I have a canoe downstairs in the cellar.
S01 • E02 But as far as the coroner is concerned, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:08
But as far as the coroner is concerned,
S01 • E01 And I have that canoe because, as you know, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:06
And I have that canoe because, as you know,
S01 • E04 I only have one friend, and she won't speak to me now. - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:05
I only have one friend, and she won't speak to me now.
S01 • E01 Now, it would be fair to say it has been some time since I last used it. - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:04
Now, it would be fair to say it has been some time since I l...
S01 • E01 So, for the purposes of phase one of my plan, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:11
So, for the purposes of phase one of my plan,
S01 • E02 Once that period has passed, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:12
Once that period has passed,
S01 • E04 Obviously none of my family would want me, so where would I even go? - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:05
Obviously none of my family would want me, so where would I ...
S01 • E03 PHONE RINGS - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:08
PHONE RINGS
S01 • E01 And this will thus require, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:08
And this will thus require,
S01 • E02 Right. And how long might that be, then, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:09
Right. And how long might that be, then,
S01 • E03 'Mam?' - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:06
'Mam?'
S01 • E01 Saying something along the lines of, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:08
Saying something along the lines of,
S01 • E02 The standard time, in a case like this, Mrs Darwin, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:07
The standard time, in a case like this, Mrs Darwin,
S01 • E01 Meanwhile, in tandem, I will start to assemble - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:07
Meanwhile, in tandem, I will start to assemble
S01 • E01 An emergency kit - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:08
An emergency kit