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The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe

Someone has been a verynaughty lady dragon, and is going to be punished with a smacked...

Someone has been a very
naughty lady dragon, and is going to be punished with a smacked bottom

Full Transcript

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Someone
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has been a very naughty lady dragon,
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and is going to be punished
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with a smacked bottom.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:45
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
biography, crime, drama
Production
Story Films,ITV

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Movie Summary

Four-part drama based on the extraordinary story of how prison officer John Darwin faked his own death to claim life insurance and avoid bankruptcy - unbeknownst to his two sons.
S01 • E03 Give me a hug. Come here. - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:04
Give me a hug. Come here.
S01 • E04 It's interesting how upset you're getting, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:09
It's interesting how upset you're getting,
S01 • E01 I mean, apart from it being completely illegal, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:08
I mean, apart from it being completely illegal,
S01 • E03 I've missed you too, son. Very much. - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:04
I've missed you too, son. Very much.
S01 • E04 The best way to head that off is for you tell us the whole truth. - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:04
The best way to head that off is for you tell us the whole t...
S01 • E01 To your dad, my parents, to any of them, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:05
To your dad, my parents, to any of them,
S01 • E04 And you knew John was perfectly fine when you dialled 999 - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:06
And you knew John was perfectly fine when you dialled 999
S01 • E01 I think they'd be upset for a few weeks and then they'd get over it. - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:04
I think they'd be upset for a few weeks and then they&#...
S01 • E04 In fact, I'm surprised the attending officer didn't see wet footprints - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:06
In fact, I'm surprised the attending officer didn'...
S01 • E02 And so, what I am here today to tell you, Mrs Darwin... - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:06
And so, what I am here today to tell you, Mrs Darwin...
S01 • E02 DOORBELL - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:11
DOORBELL
S01 • E01 What I am is a man who thinks outside the box. - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:04
What I am is a man who thinks outside the box.
S01 • E01 And no of fence, but that takes a certain sort of brain. - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:04
And no of fence, but that takes a certain sort of brain.
S01 • E01 So... I need you to trust me here. - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:05
So... I need you to trust me here.
S01 • E01 Because this - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:06
Because this
S01 • E02 The problem is that you have no death certificate. - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:05
The problem is that you have no death certificate.
S01 • E01 OK, so talk me through it, then, please, in detail, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:06
OK, so talk me through it, then, please, in detail,
S01 • E02 But the police found his smashed-up canoe, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:05
But the police found his smashed-up canoe,
S01 • E04 Anyone not released on bail is kept in a prison, - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:08
Anyone not released on bail is kept in a prison,
S01 • E01 I have a canoe downstairs in the cellar. - The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe 00:06
I have a canoe downstairs in the cellar.