"The Three Musketeers" quotes

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France, 1625: Young d'Artagnan heads to Paris to join the Musketeers but the evil cardinal has disbanded them - save 3. He meets the 3, Athos, Porthos and Aramis, and joins them on their que... Read all

Director: Stephen Herek
Writer: Alexandre Dumas, David Loughery
Production: N/A
Year: 1993
MetaScore: 43/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $53,898,845
Released: 12 Nov 1993
Awards: 2 wins & 3 nominations

74 Clips

All for one - The Three Musketeers 00:07
All for one
Dead They're all dead - The Three Musketeers 00:06
Dead They're all dead
The King's life is in danger We have work to do - The Three Musketeers 00:05
The King's life is in danger We have work to do
The treaty outlines Richelieu's plan to forge an alliance with Buckingham - The Three Musketeers 00:25
The treaty outlines Richelieu's plan to forge an alliance...
All l want to do is get to Paris and join the Musketeers - The Three Musketeers 00:23
All l want to do is get to Paris and join the Musketeers
L think not - The Three Musketeers 00:03
L think not
By joint edict of His Majesty the King Louis Xlll - The Three Musketeers 00:33
By joint edict of His Majesty the King Louis Xlll
You fight like a man Let's see if you can drink like one - The Three Musketeers 00:12
You fight like a man Let's see if you can drink like one
The Cardinal We have to hurry - The Three Musketeers 00:31
The Cardinal We have to hurry
One less mouth to feed - The Three Musketeers 00:04
One less mouth to feed
Anne is coming - The Three Musketeers 00:04
Anne is coming
L hope we're not interrupting On the contrary - The Three Musketeers 00:07
L hope we're not interrupting On the contrary
L have heard much more festive variations - The Three Musketeers 00:32
L have heard much more festive variations
We'll split up D'Artagnan rides with me - The Three Musketeers 00:07
We'll split up D'Artagnan rides with me
You smelly - The Three Musketeers 00:06
You smelly
Remember kings come and kings go - The Three Musketeers 00:12
Remember kings come and kings go
You go back and you tell the Cardinal - The Three Musketeers 00:18
You go back and you tell the Cardinal
My brothers will avenge me - The Three Musketeers 00:14
My brothers will avenge me
Fear not my son We are with you always - The Three Musketeers 00:08
Fear not my son We are with you always
He is becoming as troublesome as his father - The Three Musketeers 00:32
He is becoming as troublesome as his father
Homesick Cardinal Richelieu - The Three Musketeers 00:37
Homesick Cardinal Richelieu
You have failed - The Three Musketeers 00:34
You have failed
Forgive me please - The Three Musketeers 00:28
Forgive me please
You look beautiful - The Three Musketeers 00:35
You look beautiful
Do you have any idea what you've done - The Three Musketeers 00:36
Do you have any idea what you've done
Did l miss anyone Congratulations Porthos - The Three Musketeers 00:10
Did l miss anyone Congratulations Porthos
Why is Athos sittin' by himself - The Three Musketeers 00:10
Why is Athos sittin' by himself
What's he doing - The Three Musketeers 00:13
What's he doing
Milady de Winter - The Three Musketeers 00:31
Milady de Winter
No this was Musketeer Headquarters - The Three Musketeers 00:35
No this was Musketeer Headquarters
A remarkable woman The most beautiful l've ever known - The Three Musketeers 00:12
A remarkable woman The most beautiful l've ever known
D'Artagnan - The Three Musketeers 00:07
D'Artagnan
The Cardinal's sacred snack chamber - The Three Musketeers 00:09
The Cardinal's sacred snack chamber
L like this - The Three Musketeers 00:03
L like this
Whoa ugly - The Three Musketeers 00:03
Whoa ugly
L thought you were dead - The Three Musketeers 00:32
L thought you were dead
One thousand gold pieces on each of their heads - The Three Musketeers 00:12
One thousand gold pieces on each of their heads
Tell me D'Artagnan what noble business brings you here - The Three Musketeers 00:15
Tell me D'Artagnan what noble business brings you here
You object to losing your head Yes l like it where it is - The Three Musketeers 00:31
You object to losing your head Yes l like it where it is
Lt's about time Come D'Artagnan We're saving the King - The Three Musketeers 00:07
Lt's about time Come D'Artagnan We're saving the King
Only the wrong words are a complete waste of time - The Three Musketeers 00:12
Only the wrong words are a complete waste of time
This sash was a gift to me from the Queen of America - The Three Musketeers 00:14
This sash was a gift to me from the Queen of America
A thousand apologies Your Majesty - The Three Musketeers 00:33
A thousand apologies Your Majesty
There was a time l would have given my life for a kind word from you - The Three Musketeers 00:07
There was a time l would have given my life for a kind word...
Where have you been Taking care of something ugly - The Three Musketeers 00:06
Where have you been Taking care of something ugly
As morning hues of sun swept fire caress your passionate face - The Three Musketeers 00:19
As morning hues of sun swept fire caress your passionate...
You will never harm - The Three Musketeers 00:20
You will never harm
Leaving so soon Oh you know l abhor bloodshed - The Three Musketeers 00:35
Leaving so soon Oh you know l abhor bloodshed
Richelieu - The Three Musketeers 00:18
Richelieu
What is this - The Three Musketeers 00:27
What is this
Thank you You broke my fall perfectly - The Three Musketeers 00:35
Thank you You broke my fall perfectly
This sash was a gift to me from the Queen of America - The Three Musketeers 00:36
This sash was a gift to me from the Queen of America
God l love my work - The Three Musketeers 00:05
God l love my work
As morning hues of sun swept - The Three Musketeers 00:18
As morning hues of sun swept
Now this axe was a gift to me from the Czarina of Tokyo - The Three Musketeers 00:06
Now this axe was a gift to me from the Czarina of Tokyo
Whoo May l have this dance - The Three Musketeers 00:04
Whoo May l have this dance
Your manners have not improved yet You're late - The Three Musketeers 00:26
Your manners have not improved yet You're late
Ls he dead - The Three Musketeers 00:13
Ls he dead
How's your head D'Artagnan - The Three Musketeers 00:21
How's your head D'Artagnan
You boy - The Three Musketeers 00:30
You boy
Porthos the pirate - The Three Musketeers 00:13
Porthos the pirate
That's it Next time you drive - The Three Musketeers 00:04
That's it Next time you drive
L'll be with you gentlemen in a moment - The Three Musketeers 00:07
L'll be with you gentlemen in a moment
Oh We must pray for our sins - The Three Musketeers 00:14
Oh We must pray for our sins
The picnic was delicious The champagne was excellent - The Three Musketeers 00:14
The picnic was delicious The champagne was excellent
This world is an uncertain realm filled with danger - The Three Musketeers 00:35
This world is an uncertain realm filled with danger
Ooh A lively tune l'm inspired to dance - The Three Musketeers 00:06
Ooh A lively tune l'm inspired to dance
Rochefort lsn't that a smelly kind of a cheese - The Three Musketeers 00:06
Rochefort lsn't that a smelly kind of a cheese
What do we do now What's next - The Three Musketeers 00:34
What do we do now What's next
For a chase the Cardinal recommends his excellent '24 cabernet - The Three Musketeers 00:10
For a chase the Cardinal recommends his excellent '24...
A word of caution Milady - The Three Musketeers 00:20
A word of caution Milady
Only a fool would try and arrest us twice in one day - The Three Musketeers 00:35
Only a fool would try and arrest us twice in one day
Champagne We're in the middle of a chase Porthos - The Three Musketeers 00:09
Champagne We're in the middle of a chase Porthos
You're under arrest - The Three Musketeers 01:43
You're under arrest

Cast

Aramis - Charlie Sheen
D'Artagnan - Chris O'Donnell
Porthos - Oliver Platt
Cardinal Richelieu - Tim Curry
Queen Anne - Gabrielle Anwar
Rochefort - Michael Wincott
Girard - Paul McGann
Constance - Julie Delpy
King Louis - Hugh O'Conor
Parker - Philip Tan
Peasant - Erwin Leder
Musketeer - Axel Anselm
Seneschal #1 - Bruno Thost
Seneschal #2 - Oliver Hoppa
Damsel - Emma Moore
Innkeeper - Herbert Fux
Barmaid - Nichola Cordey
Armand de Winter - Sebastian Eckhardt
King's Fencing Instructor - Bob Anderson
Executioner - George Lane Cooper
Wench - Maria Ford
Cardinal Guard - Christopher Leonard
Cardinal Guard - Christoph Leonhardt
Girard's Brother - Lubomir Misak