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"The Three Stooges" quotes

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While trying to save their childhood orphanage, Moe, Larry and Curly inadvertently stumble into a murder plot and wind up starring in a reality television show.

Director: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
Writer: Mike Cerrone, Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, family
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 56/100
ImdbRating: 5.1
BoxOffice: $44,338,224
Released: 13 Apr 2012
Awards: 4 nominations

151 video clips

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Who Teddy from the orphanage Teddy - The Three Stooges 00:36 Who Teddy from the orphanage Teddy Somebody help her - The Three Stooges 00:36 Somebody help her Hey guys - The Three Stooges 00:36 Hey guys Shut up - The Three Stooges 00:36 Shut up Nobody listens to me - The Three Stooges 00:29 Nobody listens to me Yeah I don't know Moe - The Three Stooges 00:35 Yeah I don't know Moe We'll forge rivers We'll forge checks - The Three Stooges 00:04 We'll forge rivers We'll forge checks Hey What's the big idea - The Three Stooges 00:37 Hey What's the big idea What's so funny Butterbean - The Three Stooges 00:28 What's so funny Butterbean Hey Mac Oh honey - The Three Stooges 00:34 Hey Mac Oh honey Just because she's wearing a genius hat doesn't mean she is one - The Three Stooges 00:05 Just because she's wearing a genius hat doesn't... Mind your P's and Q's - The Three Stooges 00:05 Mind your P's and Q's Those three idiots are here - The Three Stooges 00:06 Those three idiots are here Uh oh Is that Sister Mary Mengele - The Three Stooges 00:06 Uh oh Is that Sister Mary Mengele Hey onion head go on back to the shed and grab the chainsaw - The Three Stooges 00:10 Hey onion head go on back to the shed and grab the chainsaw Can't you read Visiting hours are over - The Three Stooges 00:11 Can't you read Visiting hours are over Hey Quit horsing around you two You're disturbing my coffee break - The Three Stooges 00:28 Hey Quit horsing around you two You're disturbing my... Oh boy Foster's That's Australian for beer - The Three Stooges 00:08 Oh boy Foster's That's Australian for beer Like Moses in the desert I believe the Lord will guide them - The Three Stooges 00:09 Like Moses in the desert I believe the Lord will guide them So you boys on Facebook I'll poke you - The Three Stooges 00:08 So you boys on Facebook I'll poke you Hiya Snook I got you a present - The Three Stooges 00:07 Hiya Snook I got you a present What is that gadget This is an iPhone - The Three Stooges 00:08 What is that gadget This is an iPhone Yeah shame on you Moe You put your pride ahead of them kids - The Three Stooges 00:08 Yeah shame on you Moe You put your pride ahead of them kids 830 000 First taker gets a three man working machine - The Three Stooges 00:17 830 000 First taker gets a three man working machine We missed you at the poker game last night - The Three Stooges 00:15 We missed you at the poker game last night Anesthetic Anesthetic - The Three Stooges 00:13 Anesthetic Anesthetic My husband is suffering from - The Three Stooges 00:25 My husband is suffering from Hey little fella you want a peanut - The Three Stooges 00:19 Hey little fella you want a peanut What are you crazy That's assault - The Three Stooges 00:12 What are you crazy That's assault What are you grub worms doing Getting seconds on lobster - The Three Stooges 00:23 What are you grub worms doing Getting seconds on lobster Who's this lady - The Three Stooges 00:26 Who's this lady Great great How could this possibly get any worse - The Three Stooges 00:20 Great great How could this possibly get any worse You must be French that's a lot of wee wee - The Three Stooges 00:04 You must be French that's a lot of wee wee I'm sorry boys Murph is very ill - The Three Stooges 00:18 I'm sorry boys Murph is very ill You blithering idiots What do you think you're doing - The Three Stooges 00:14 You blithering idiots What do you think you're doing Eight hundred and thirty thousand bucks We prefer it in hundreds folks - The Three Stooges 00:31 Eight hundred and thirty thousand bucks We prefer it in... Come on come on what's it gonna take huh - The Three Stooges 01:04 Come on come on what's it gonna take huh Hey bub your trousers are falling down let me help you - The Three Stooges 00:13 Hey bub your trousers are falling down let me help you Hey Moe Hey Larry Fellas do something - The Three Stooges 00:44 Hey Moe Hey Larry Fellas do something Hey it is you - The Three Stooges 00:39 Hey it is you My husband is suffering from - The Three Stooges 00:55 My husband is suffering from Help help help - The Three Stooges 01:07 Help help help Oh no there's no one to sue - The Three Stooges 01:09 Oh no there's no one to sue It's not my turn get somebody else - The Three Stooges 00:32 It's not my turn get somebody else Those three idiots are here - The Three Stooges 00:13 Those three idiots are here Boys Where have you been We've been looking for you everywhere - The Three Stooges 00:47 Boys Where have you been We've been looking for you... Hello everyone I'm Bob Farrelly And I'm Pete Farrelly - The Three Stooges 00:47 Hello everyone I'm Bob Farrelly And I'm Pete... Gee it sure feels good to not louse things up for once - The Three Stooges 00:33 Gee it sure feels good to not louse things up for once I got the saw Moe Yeah well you're too late - The Three Stooges 00:23 I got the saw Moe Yeah well you're too late Oh a pea shooter eh - The Three Stooges 00:04 Oh a pea shooter eh It's Attila the Nun She's 100 yards out and closing fast - The Three Stooges 00:05 It's Attila the Nun She's 100 yards out and... Hey wait a minute where are you guys living - The Three Stooges 00:57 Hey wait a minute where are you guys living You got rocks in your head Teddy was trying to help us out - The Three Stooges 00:49 You got rocks in your head Teddy was trying to help us out Yah Yah mule Yah - The Three Stooges 00:40 Yah Yah mule Yah Stop it Stop it Moe I've had it with you - The Three Stooges 01:06 Stop it Stop it Moe I've had it with you Bravo Brilliant Just brilliant - The Three Stooges 00:27 Bravo Brilliant Just brilliant 90 off all our treats folks - The Three Stooges 00:21 90 off all our treats folks LARRY Need some help folks looking for our missing friend - The Three Stooges 00:58 LARRY Need some help folks looking for our missing friend Come on Time for your chores - The Three Stooges 01:04 Come on Time for your chores Get off of him - The Three Stooges 00:38 Get off of him Boy what a hothead Women - The Three Stooges 00:26 Boy what a hothead Women That was a close one - The Three Stooges 00:50 That was a close one Guys we've been at this for days now - The Three Stooges 00:55 Guys we've been at this for days now We'll take it who do we have to murder - The Three Stooges 00:58 We'll take it who do we have to murder Lf you fellas are ever out in horse country - The Three Stooges 00:46 Lf you fellas are ever out in horse country I hope you'll forgive us for coming early - The Three Stooges 00:21 I hope you'll forgive us for coming early Oh come on Murph - The Three Stooges 00:57 Oh come on Murph Is that what you think Shut up - The Three Stooges 00:57 Is that what you think Shut up Kickham Harter and Indagroyne may I help you - The Three Stooges 00:43 Kickham Harter and Indagroyne may I help you Now look either you kick Moe off the show - The Three Stooges 00:25 Now look either you kick Moe off the show How's that Whynatte - The Three Stooges 00:54 How's that Whynatte No Are you sure - The Three Stooges 00:33 No Are you sure I don't get you Lydia - The Three Stooges 00:29 I don't get you Lydia Sir madam - The Three Stooges 00:50 Sir madam Great now what are we going to do - The Three Stooges 00:25 Great now what are we going to do Need some help folks looking for our missing friend - The Three Stooges 00:58 Need some help folks looking for our missing friend Now here's what we were thinking Yes - The Three Stooges 01:10 Now here's what we were thinking Yes I'm sorry boys Murph is very ill - The Three Stooges 01:10 I'm sorry boys Murph is very ill How's that Whynatte That is my fourth or fifth - The Three Stooges 00:54 How's that Whynatte That is my fourth or fifth We sure botched this one pretty good - The Three Stooges 00:27 We sure botched this one pretty good Sister Bernice - The Three Stooges 00:25 Sister Bernice Hey Moe Larry Curly - The Three Stooges 00:21 Hey Moe Larry Curly You're up pal - The Three Stooges 00:33 You're up pal Look Moe we owe you an apology - The Three Stooges 00:44 Look Moe we owe you an apology I don't get it Why did it have to come to this Dad - The Three Stooges 00:22 I don't get it Why did it have to come to this Dad When you got nine teammates you gotta pass it You gotta pass it - The Three Stooges 00:05 When you got nine teammates you gotta pass it You gotta pass... How're we going to get at the bell It's hiding in that box - The Three Stooges 00:08 How're we going to get at the bell It's hiding in... That's it I quit - The Three Stooges 00:24 That's it I quit Yeah what's it going to take to save this place - The Three Stooges 00:13 Yeah what's it going to take to save this place
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Cast

Larry - Sean Hayes
Curly - Will Sasso
Moe - Chris Diamantopoulos
Mother Superior - Jane Lynch
Lydia - Sofía Vergara
All Cast