"Donut remover."
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Mac:
[as he and Lydia are being arrested]
Come on, come on, what's it gonna take, huh? Come on, come on, let's make a deal, I- I... Lydia:
[screaming at Mac]
Shut up! Mac:
You Shut up! Policeman #3:
Just get in there. Mac:
[to the police officer]
I'll sing like a canary. You know, you name 'em, I'll blame 'em. Policeman #3:
I don't care. Teddy:
It's ironic, isn't it? Here I am, the so-called "lucky one" who got adopted, and yet I never could find the one thing that you three have always had. You know, you're happy with yourselves, and with each other. That's a real blessing. So what can I do to pay you guys back for saving my life? Lydia:
Funny you should ask: Can you give us 830,000 bucks to save the orphanage? Teddy:
Uh... no. [the Stooges gasp in shock] Teddy:
That guy that adopted me, he shipped me off to military school when I was seven. And he just... he just tried to murder me, and run off with my wife, and- and you expect me to just give money to the women who handed me over to that monster? I'm sorry, guys, I'd do anything for those kids and- and you guys, but... I can't do that, uh... sorry. Policeman #3:
Excuse me, Mr. Harter? Could you come over here and give us a statement? Right this way. Moe:
[Moe slaps Larry]
"Donut remover."
[as he and Lydia are being arrested]
Come on, come on, what's it gonna take, huh? Come on, come on, let's make a deal, I- I... Lydia:
[screaming at Mac]
Shut up! Mac:
You Shut up! Policeman #3:
Just get in there. Mac:
[to the police officer]
I'll sing like a canary. You know, you name 'em, I'll blame 'em. Policeman #3:
I don't care. Teddy:
It's ironic, isn't it? Here I am, the so-called "lucky one" who got adopted, and yet I never could find the one thing that you three have always had. You know, you're happy with yourselves, and with each other. That's a real blessing. So what can I do to pay you guys back for saving my life? Lydia:
Funny you should ask: Can you give us 830,000 bucks to save the orphanage? Teddy:
Uh... no. [the Stooges gasp in shock] Teddy:
That guy that adopted me, he shipped me off to military school when I was seven. And he just... he just tried to murder me, and run off with my wife, and- and you expect me to just give money to the women who handed me over to that monster? I'm sorry, guys, I'd do anything for those kids and- and you guys, but... I can't do that, uh... sorry. Policeman #3:
Excuse me, Mr. Harter? Could you come over here and give us a statement? Right this way. Moe:
[Moe slaps Larry]
"Donut remover."
Full Transcript
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MAC Come on come on what's it gonna take huh
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Come on what's it gonna take Let's make a deal
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LYDIA Shut up You shut up
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I'll sing like a canary You name them I'll blame them
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I don't care
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It's ironic isn't it
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Here I am the so called lucky one who got adopted
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and yet I never could find the one thing that you three have always had
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You're happy with yourselves and with each other That's a real blessing
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So what can I do to pay you guys back for saving my life
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Funny you should ask
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Can you give us 830 000 bucks to save the orphanage
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No
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That guy that adopted me
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He shipped me off to military school when I was seven
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And then he just tried to murder me and run off with my wife
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And you expect me to just give money
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to the women who handed me over to that monster
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I'm sorry guys I would do anything for those kids and you guys
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but I can't do that
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I'm sorry
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Excuse me Mr Harter could you come over here and give us a statement
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Movie Summary
While trying to save their childhood orphanage, Moe, Larry and Curly inadvertently stumble into a murder plot and wind up starring in a reality television show.
