Woo-woo, woo-woo-woo-woo!
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Teddy:
[Teddy walks in with Ling]
Hey everybody! Moe:
Oh, hey Teddy! Larry:
Hi, Teddy! Mother Superior:
Gather round, everyone! I have an announcement to make. Teddy and his fianceé, Ling, have just discovered that our Lord and Savior has left her barren, so they have decided to adopt! Moe, Curly, Larry:
[the Stooges tear off their suits, with shorts, white shirts, and bowties underneath; they snap their fingers in rhythm]
Hoi! Hoi! Hoi, hoi, hoi, hoi! Moe:
Spread out, pick me! I promise I'll go this time without any fuss! Mother Superior:
Oh, I'm sorry, boys, but they've already decided who they're adopting. Teddy:
[approaches Murph and Peezer]
So how about it, Murph? Will you be a part of our family? Murph:
Are you serious, dude? Me? And you're not even getting paid? [Murph looks over at a sad Peezer] Murph:
Oh... I'm sorry, mister, your offer is very nice and all, but... I think you better pick someone else. Peezer:
It's okay, Murph... you should go. This is your big break. Murph:
[Murph hugs Peezer]
Not a chance, kid, not without you. Teddy:
Well, I guess we'll just have to take all three of you. Murph:
What three? I was just talking about me and Peez. Teddy:
Well, yeah, of course, but there's also the kid that we just sprang from the foster home across town. Weezer:
[Sister Rosemary and Weezer appear]
Peezer! Peezer:
Weezer! [the Stooges and orphans laugh joyfully, followed by the orphans screaming "Yay!"] Mother Superior:
Pack your bags, you three, it's time to go home. Three cheers for the boys. Hip-hip, hooray! [the orphans join in the cheer] Sister Mary-Mengele:
[mutters to herself]
Oh, please. Mother Superior:
[with the orphans]
Hip-hip, hooray! Hip-hip, hooray! Moe:
Gee, it sure feels good to not louse things up for once! Curly:
Oh, you said it, mm-hmm. [Curly leans on the diving board with Sister Mary-Mengele standing underneath it; it hits her on the head and knocks her into the pool] Curly:
Ooh-hoo, oh, oh, oh! Moe, Curly, Larry:
Nyah-aah-aah! Sister Mary-Mengele:
[gasping]
I'm going to mash your heads, like potatoes! Moe, Curly, Larry:
Nyah-aah-aah, Nyah-aah-aah! [the Stooges run away, jumping on three trampolines near the hedge, each landing on a horse and riding away] Curly:
Woo-woo, woo-woo-woo-woo!
[Teddy walks in with Ling]
Hey everybody! Moe:
Oh, hey Teddy! Larry:
Hi, Teddy! Mother Superior:
Gather round, everyone! I have an announcement to make. Teddy and his fianceé, Ling, have just discovered that our Lord and Savior has left her barren, so they have decided to adopt! Moe, Curly, Larry:
[the Stooges tear off their suits, with shorts, white shirts, and bowties underneath; they snap their fingers in rhythm]
Hoi! Hoi! Hoi, hoi, hoi, hoi! Moe:
Spread out, pick me! I promise I'll go this time without any fuss! Mother Superior:
Oh, I'm sorry, boys, but they've already decided who they're adopting. Teddy:
[approaches Murph and Peezer]
So how about it, Murph? Will you be a part of our family? Murph:
Are you serious, dude? Me? And you're not even getting paid? [Murph looks over at a sad Peezer] Murph:
Oh... I'm sorry, mister, your offer is very nice and all, but... I think you better pick someone else. Peezer:
It's okay, Murph... you should go. This is your big break. Murph:
[Murph hugs Peezer]
Not a chance, kid, not without you. Teddy:
Well, I guess we'll just have to take all three of you. Murph:
What three? I was just talking about me and Peez. Teddy:
Well, yeah, of course, but there's also the kid that we just sprang from the foster home across town. Weezer:
[Sister Rosemary and Weezer appear]
Peezer! Peezer:
Weezer! [the Stooges and orphans laugh joyfully, followed by the orphans screaming "Yay!"] Mother Superior:
Pack your bags, you three, it's time to go home. Three cheers for the boys. Hip-hip, hooray! [the orphans join in the cheer] Sister Mary-Mengele:
[mutters to herself]
Oh, please. Mother Superior:
[with the orphans]
Hip-hip, hooray! Hip-hip, hooray! Moe:
Gee, it sure feels good to not louse things up for once! Curly:
Oh, you said it, mm-hmm. [Curly leans on the diving board with Sister Mary-Mengele standing underneath it; it hits her on the head and knocks her into the pool] Curly:
Ooh-hoo, oh, oh, oh! Moe, Curly, Larry:
Nyah-aah-aah! Sister Mary-Mengele:
[gasping]
I'm going to mash your heads, like potatoes! Moe, Curly, Larry:
Nyah-aah-aah, Nyah-aah-aah! [the Stooges run away, jumping on three trampolines near the hedge, each landing on a horse and riding away] Curly:
Woo-woo, woo-woo-woo-woo!
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Hey Mac Oh honey
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thanks so much for inviting the boys behind my back
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That ain't the only thing she's doing behind your back
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Yeah she wanted us to smother you in your sleep
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And now it looks like she slipped you some knock out juice
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Lydia what are they talking about
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Honey I am as confused as you are
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All I know is that these men crashed our party
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and when we tried to remove them they start acting crazy
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Teddy you've known us since you were a baby
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Why we were the ones who taught you how to play with matches
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We treated you like a little brother Why would we lie to you now
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Wait Lydia
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Movie Summary
While trying to save their childhood orphanage, Moe, Larry and Curly inadvertently stumble into a murder plot and wind up starring in a reality television show.
