Are you kidding me? Who does this?

Ronnie:

How's that Whynatte? The Situation:
This is, like, my fourth or fifth. Sammi:
What happened last night? The Situation:
What kind of flavor? I like coffee, too. Moe:
Hey, I'm heading out to 7-Eleven, anyone up for some gummy worms? JWoww:
Yeah, maybe if they were soaked in vodka. By the way, why are you even on our show? You look like a stretched-out meatball. [laughter] The Situation:
Did not Moe tell you that he's using our little program as a launching pad to make a lot of paper to save homeless orphan babies? Ronnie:
Good luck, this guy can't even buy the right kind of grated cheese. I asked for Romano, not Parmesan, you mook. Moe:
Oh, you don't like that cheese. Ronnie:
No. Moe:
Well, let's see what we can do about that. [Moe picks up the cheese grater] Ronnie:
What are you doing? Teddy:
[watching "Jersey Shore" from his bedroom with Lydia]
Oh boy, here we go. Moe:
[Moe rubs the cheese grater on Ronnie's foot]
How about some aged cheddar, tough guy? Come on! Ronnie:
Ow! What, are you crazy? That's assault! Moe:
Here's your pepper, shut up! [Moe slaps Ronnie] The Situation:
My man! Moe:
[Moe finger-pokes The Situation in the eyes]
Who asked you, muscle-head! Sammi:
Moe, you just can't go around hitting people! Moe:
Oh, no? Well, can I do this? [Moe plucks Sammi's nasal hairs out of her nostril] Sammi:
Ow! Moe:
Hmm, rare bouquet. JWoww:
Are you kidding me? Who does this?