I'll tell you why... Because we don't have any medical insurance
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Larry:
[Larry and Curly enter the orphanage]
Hello? Curly:
Anybody home? [a TV commercial voice can be heard: "Hi, I'm Al Cerrone. Four-wheel drive SUVs just like this, with a gas saving, six-cylinder engine, only $19,995; and pickups, automatic and air, only $16,000. My promise is you'll be..."] Larry:
Sister Ricarda. Sister Ricarda:
Boys, what are you doing here? Curly:
We've been looking everywhere for Moe. Have you seen him? Sister Ricarda:
Yeah, I - I see him almost every night on TV. He's on that Jersey... beach people show. Sister Ricarda:
[Larry and Curly look at each other with surprise]
You didn't know? Moe's a big celebrity now. Curly:
Oh... good for him. Larry:
Yeah... looks like he didn't need us after all... So, what happened here? Where are all the kids? Sister Ricarda:
Well, they're closing us down on Monday, so... we had to start moving everyone out. Larry:
But we told you to wait! We were gonna get the money! Sister Ricarda:
You got the money? Curly:
We got the money? Larry:
Well... no... but we're working on it. Curly, Sister Ricarda:
Oh. Oh. Peezer:
Well, at least you tried. Larry, Curly:
Peez! [Larry and Curly chuckle, Larry gives Peezer a high five] Larry:
Thank God you're still here! Peezer:
They tried to shoo me out, but I told them I wasn't leaving Without her. Curly:
Without who? [Larry, Curly, and Peezer go into the next room where Mother Superior is praying at Murph's bedside] Curly:
Murph? Mother Superior:
I'm sorry, boys, Murph is very ill. Larry:
Why isn't she in a hospital? Mother Superior:
Well... Sister Mary-Mengele:
[Mary-Mengele interrupts Mother Superior]
I'll tell you why... Because we don't have any medical insurance
[Larry and Curly enter the orphanage]
Hello? Curly:
Anybody home? [a TV commercial voice can be heard: "Hi, I'm Al Cerrone. Four-wheel drive SUVs just like this, with a gas saving, six-cylinder engine, only $19,995; and pickups, automatic and air, only $16,000. My promise is you'll be..."] Larry:
Sister Ricarda. Sister Ricarda:
Boys, what are you doing here? Curly:
We've been looking everywhere for Moe. Have you seen him? Sister Ricarda:
Yeah, I - I see him almost every night on TV. He's on that Jersey... beach people show. Sister Ricarda:
[Larry and Curly look at each other with surprise]
You didn't know? Moe's a big celebrity now. Curly:
Oh... good for him. Larry:
Yeah... looks like he didn't need us after all... So, what happened here? Where are all the kids? Sister Ricarda:
Well, they're closing us down on Monday, so... we had to start moving everyone out. Larry:
But we told you to wait! We were gonna get the money! Sister Ricarda:
You got the money? Curly:
We got the money? Larry:
Well... no... but we're working on it. Curly, Sister Ricarda:
Oh. Oh. Peezer:
Well, at least you tried. Larry, Curly:
Peez! [Larry and Curly chuckle, Larry gives Peezer a high five] Larry:
Thank God you're still here! Peezer:
They tried to shoo me out, but I told them I wasn't leaving Without her. Curly:
Without who? [Larry, Curly, and Peezer go into the next room where Mother Superior is praying at Murph's bedside] Curly:
Murph? Mother Superior:
I'm sorry, boys, Murph is very ill. Larry:
Why isn't she in a hospital? Mother Superior:
Well... Sister Mary-Mengele:
[Mary-Mengele interrupts Mother Superior]
I'll tell you why... Because we don't have any medical insurance
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Nobody listens to me
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I told you there's too much iron in the water
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Boys Where have you been We've been looking for you everywhere
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Well I guess we just didn't have the nerve to come back and tell you
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we failed
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You didn't fail Look at our new home
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New home Who paid for all this
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You did
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Huh
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The kid's right The money's coming out of your pocket
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Sorry slick but we don't have that kind of dough
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Movie Summary
While trying to save their childhood orphanage, Moe, Larry and Curly inadvertently stumble into a murder plot and wind up starring in a reality television show.
Actors
Larry
Curly
Sister Ricarda
Peezer
Mother Superior
Sister Mary-mengele
