No, he wouldn't. He was very adamant about wanting us to adopt all three of you, and... it...
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Larry:
Mr. Harter! Just the guy I wanted to see. Mr. Harter:
I'll take the case. Please tell me it was Supercuts who did this to you. Larry:
No, it's me, Larry... Moe, Larry, Curly, remember? From The orphanage. [Curly rhythmically claps his hands and barks] Mr. Harter:
Oh, my... goodness! Well, congratulations, you're still in remission. So... what brings you here? Curly:
Look, I'll cut to the chase, moneybags: we're in a jam. The orphanage needs 830 grand, or it's going belly-up. Larry:
Plus we got a sick kid getting fitted for angel wings. Mr. Harter:
Terrific! So, who do we sue? Larry:
Oh no, there's no one to sue; we need you to give us the money. Curly:
Yeah. [Curly chuckles] Larry:
But we're not looking for a handout, mind ya. We'll work off every last penny right here in these halls. Mr. Harter:
[sighs]
Look, I'm sorry, but, uh... I'm... committed to several other charities, and besides, I don't have that kind of money just laying around. But if you decide to sue The orphanage, I'm in. Curly:
Uh, Mr. H., please, I know what you're thinking: that we're both lazy bums like Moe, but - but we're not. Uh, some of us aren't afraid to get our hands dirty. Mr. Harter:
What? No, I never thought of Moe as lazy. Larry:
It's all right, that slug told us the whole story about why you dropped him back off. Mr. Harter:
Well, I can assure you it had nothing to do with his work ethic; he was ten. No, what - what happened was he wanted us to go back for you two, and frankly, it was... too much for us. [Larry and Curly look at each other in amazement] Curly:
You mean... he wouldn't go without us? Mr. Harter:
No, he wouldn't. He was very adamant about wanting us to adopt all three of you, and... it was just out of the question, you understand. Anywho, got to skedaddle, late for a meeting. But if you ever do want to sue anyone for anything - a slip in the tub, a bone in the fish - I'm your guy
Mr. Harter! Just the guy I wanted to see. Mr. Harter:
I'll take the case. Please tell me it was Supercuts who did this to you. Larry:
No, it's me, Larry... Moe, Larry, Curly, remember? From The orphanage. [Curly rhythmically claps his hands and barks] Mr. Harter:
Oh, my... goodness! Well, congratulations, you're still in remission. So... what brings you here? Curly:
Look, I'll cut to the chase, moneybags: we're in a jam. The orphanage needs 830 grand, or it's going belly-up. Larry:
Plus we got a sick kid getting fitted for angel wings. Mr. Harter:
Terrific! So, who do we sue? Larry:
Oh no, there's no one to sue; we need you to give us the money. Curly:
Yeah. [Curly chuckles] Larry:
But we're not looking for a handout, mind ya. We'll work off every last penny right here in these halls. Mr. Harter:
[sighs]
Look, I'm sorry, but, uh... I'm... committed to several other charities, and besides, I don't have that kind of money just laying around. But if you decide to sue The orphanage, I'm in. Curly:
Uh, Mr. H., please, I know what you're thinking: that we're both lazy bums like Moe, but - but we're not. Uh, some of us aren't afraid to get our hands dirty. Mr. Harter:
What? No, I never thought of Moe as lazy. Larry:
It's all right, that slug told us the whole story about why you dropped him back off. Mr. Harter:
Well, I can assure you it had nothing to do with his work ethic; he was ten. No, what - what happened was he wanted us to go back for you two, and frankly, it was... too much for us. [Larry and Curly look at each other in amazement] Curly:
You mean... he wouldn't go without us? Mr. Harter:
No, he wouldn't. He was very adamant about wanting us to adopt all three of you, and... it was just out of the question, you understand. Anywho, got to skedaddle, late for a meeting. But if you ever do want to sue anyone for anything - a slip in the tub, a bone in the fish - I'm your guy
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Oh no there's no one to sue
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We need you to give us the money
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Yeah
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LARRY But we're not looking for a handout mind you
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We'll work off every last penny right here in these halls
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Yeah Look I'm sorry but I'm committed to several other charities
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and besides I don't have that kind of money just laying around
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but if you decide to sue the orphanage I'm in
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Mr H please
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I know what you're thinking that we're both lazy bums like Moe
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but we're not
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Some of us aren't afraid to get our hands dirty
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What No I never thought of Moe as lazy
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LARRY It's all right
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That slug told us the whole story about why you dropped him back off
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Well I can assure you it had nothing to do with his work ethic
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He was 10
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No what happened was he wanted us to go back for you two
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and frankly it was just too much for us
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Wait You mean
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he wouldn't go without us
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No he wouldn't
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He was very adamant about wanting us to adopt all three of you
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and it was just out of the question you understand
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Anywho gotta skedaddle Late for a meeting
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But if you ever do want to sue anyone for anything
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a slip in the tub a bone in the fish
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I'm your guy
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Movie Summary
While trying to save their childhood orphanage, Moe, Larry and Curly inadvertently stumble into a murder plot and wind up starring in a reality television show.
