"The Toxic Avenger" quotes

The Toxic Avenger poster
Tromaville has a monstrous new hero. The Toxic Avenger is born when meek mop boy Melvin falls into a vat of toxic waste. Now evildoers will have a lot to lose.

Director: Michael Herz, Lloyd Kaufman
Writer: Lloyd Kaufman, Joe Ritter, Gay Partington Terry
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy, horror
Year: 1984
MetaScore: 42/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 11 Apr 1986
Awards: 1 nomination

27 Clips

Hey you know I think you ought to work a little bit on your gut - The Toxic Avenger 00:18
Hey you know I think you ought to work a little bit on your...
Hey you know I think you ought to work a little bit on your gut - The Toxic Avenger 00:15
Hey you know I think you ought to work a little bit on your...
Julie does it count if I graze them - The Toxic Avenger 00:34
Julie does it count if I graze them
See how you like this face huh Bozo - The Toxic Avenger 00:07
See how you like this face huh Bozo
Next time you fuck with me I'm gonna take this mop and shove it down your throat - The Toxic Avenger 00:08
Next time you fuck with me I'm gonna take this mop and shove...
Now if you all do just what we tell you - The Toxic Avenger 00:09
Now if you all do just what we tell you
Would you take a look at that fucking guy - The Toxic Avenger 00:37
Would you take a look at that fucking guy
Slug are you sure no one will come in - The Toxic Avenger 00:11
Slug are you sure no one will come in
My first day on the force and I'm chasing monsters - The Toxic Avenger 00:05
My first day on the force and I'm chasing monsters
I'm right here Melvin Come here - The Toxic Avenger 00:09
I'm right here Melvin Come here
Why Melvin you're beautiful You're a beautiful person - The Toxic Avenger 00:14
Why Melvin you're beautiful You're a beautiful person
Get out of here you pervert - The Toxic Avenger 00:08
Get out of here you pervert
That new camera really captures the moment - The Toxic Avenger 00:10
That new camera really captures the moment
Look who we got here A little mother and a littler baby - The Toxic Avenger 00:15
Look who we got here A little mother and a littler baby
Hey Frank teeny boppers - The Toxic Avenger 00:11
Hey Frank teeny boppers
I love it when we go real fast - The Toxic Avenger 00:09
I love it when we go real fast
He is stressing me Julie - The Toxic Avenger 00:11
He is stressing me Julie
No way You're wasting your time - The Toxic Avenger 00:14
No way You're wasting your time
Honest cops are all alike A bunch of fuckin' fagots - The Toxic Avenger 00:07
Honest cops are all alike A bunch of fuckin' fagots
Gruesome huh - The Toxic Avenger 00:08
Gruesome huh
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen - The Toxic Avenger 00:25
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen
Alright everybody - The Toxic Avenger 00:06
Alright everybody
I hear the monster is so big - The Toxic Avenger 00:09
I hear the monster is so big
And you can tell all your scum friends that things - The Toxic Avenger 00:09
And you can tell all your scum friends that things
I owe you for the other night monster fagot - The Toxic Avenger 00:17
I owe you for the other night monster fagot
No Dickie here No washie - The Toxic Avenger 00:05
No Dickie here No washie
You fat slob let's see if you have any guts - The Toxic Avenger 00:26
You fat slob let's see if you have any guts

Cast

Sara - Andree Maranda
The Toxic Avenger - Mitch Cohen
Wanda - Jennifer Babtist
Julie - Cindy Manion
Slug - Robert Prichard
Bozo - Gary Schneider
Mayor Peter Belgoody - Pat Ryan
Melvin Junko - Mark Torgl
Officer O'Clancy - Dick Martinsen
Walter Harris - Chris Liano
Chief of Police - David Weiss
Cigar Face - Dan Snow
Knuckles - Doug Isbecque
Nipples - Charles Lee Jr.
Leroy - Patrick Kilpatrick
Frank - Larry Sulton
Rico - Michael Russo
Mrs. Haskell - Norma Pratt
Fred - Andrew Craig
Johnny - Ryan Sexton
Melvin's Mom - Sarabel Levinson
Tom Wrightson - Al Pia
Dr. Snodburger - Reuben Guss
The Toxic Avenger - Kenneth Kessler
Barbie - Barbara Gurskey
Mayor's Secretary - Donna Winter
Woman Whose Car Gets Stolen - Mary Ellen David
Drug Dealer - Dennis Souder
Mr. Wilson - Joe Zarro
Body Builder - William Christopher Weiss
Aerobics Instructor - Dan Hogan
The Kansas Runaway - Myrna Williams
Ice Cream Man - Richard Duggan
Tony - Bruce Morton
Truck Partner - John Stobaeus
Truck Driver - Joe Supor Jr.
Boy on Bicycle - D.J. Calvitto
Mayor's Secretary - Cosmo Wilder
Mayor's Secretary - Brigitte Douglaston
Mayor's Secretary - Nancy Compansanto
Mayor's Secretary - Andrea Suter
Man Killed in Mexican Restaurant - Xavier Barquet
Boy Hero - Matt Klan
Boy Selling T-Shirts - Joey Calderone
Woman in Salon - Sherry Park
Woman in Salon - Vickie Usher
Bruce - Barry Shapiro
Chauncey - Andy Stamatin
Woman in Salon - Betty Pia
Blonde Teeny Bopper - Teddy Copley
Girl in Health Club - Dolly Hall
Girl in Health Club - Alisha Riggs
Girl in Health Club - Vicki Juditz
Girl in Restaurant - Roxanne Maranda
Sara's Neighbor - Maxine Hayt
Body Builder - Teresa Simpson
Sara's Neighbor - Don Costello
Reporter - June De Young
Policeman - Jon Curtis
Policeman - Peter Racini
Policeman - Martin Scott McMann
Policeman - Ed Carrion
Policeman - Charles Dicagno
Policeman - Bruce Zimmerman
Policeman - Skip Hamra
Woman in Restaurant - Eileen Nad Castaldi
Baby in Restaurant - Nathan Jon Castaldi
Hero Fan Club - Britt Martinsen
Hero Fan Club - Kristen Martinsen
Hero Fan Club - Lisa Martinsen
Teenage Drug Buyer - Dianna Flaherty
Health Club Member - Donna-Marie Stipo
Distressed Mother - Mary Cox
T-Shirt Salesperson - Jessica Perkins
Hero Fan Club - Giorgio Calderone
Interviewer - William Klan
Lady Crossing Street - Margaret Riley
Unnamed Bully - Rick Collins
Boy selling newspapers - Michael a. Cox
Woman with Popcorn - Patricia Kaufman
Policeman - Scott Leva
The Rabbi - Lenny Mandel
Swimmer - Alandra Miller
Man That Hates His Mother-in-Law - Donald O'Toole
Kid - Darren Pettis
Terrorist - John Reidy
Bozo's Friend - Randy Schein
Health Club Girl - Marisa Tomei
TV News Cameraman - Karl Woitach