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The Toxic Avenger: The Musical

And even though you have a handicap, you don't want any specialtreatment from anyone!

And even though you have a handicap, you don't want any special
treatment from anyone!

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And even though you have a handicap,
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you don't want any special treatment from anyone!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:14
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
musical

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Movie Summary

A musical adaptation of the 1984 movie by the same name. "A movie that most people only watched while stoned." A dystopian future of global warming and ecological disaster. While trying to ... See full summary »
(audience snickering) - No, sorry. - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:05
(audience snickering) - No, sorry.
Melvin, Melvin I have a confession to make. - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:05
Melvin, Melvin I have a confession to make.
I don't want to spend the rest of my days - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:05
I don't want to spend the rest of my days
What I really want to do is write a book, - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:08
What I really want to do is write a book,
- See, I've been examining all those vats, - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:05
- See, I've been examining all those vats,
- Yes, they're assaulting our planet and - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:08
- Yes, they're assaulting our planet and
- Oprah. (audience snickering) - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:06
- Oprah. (audience snickering)
- Melvin, the official town records are here, - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:05
- Melvin, the official town records are here,
Oh but I promised the mayor that I - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:05
Oh but I promised the mayor that I
- But, you're not just anyone are you? - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:05
- But, you're not just anyone are you?
You are the sweetest kindest man I ever met. - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:05
You are the sweetest kindest man I ever met.
- And Melvin, the records are in a box in the back, - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:18
- And Melvin, the records are in a box in the back,
We've known each other a few months now, - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:06
We've known each other a few months now,
- Melvin, don't tell me you suffer from low self esteem? - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:04
- Melvin, don't tell me you suffer from low self esteem...
(audience chuckling) - Now silly everyone - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:04
(audience chuckling) - Now silly everyone
- But I'm not-- - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:06
- But I'm not--
Well, maybe you have a beautiful soul. - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:04
Well, maybe you have a beautiful soul.
(audience chuckling) - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:05
(audience chuckling)
(dramatic music) - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:07
(dramatic music)
(grunting) - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:06
(grunting)