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The Toxic Avenger: The Musical

You're smart, and nice, and you spend your whole day helping peopleas our town librarian!

You're smart, and nice, and you spend your whole day helping people
as our town librarian!

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You're smart, and nice, and you spend your
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whole day helping people as our town librarian!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:09
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
musical

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Movie Summary

A musical adaptation of the 1984 movie by the same name. "A movie that most people only watched while stoned." A dystopian future of global warming and ecological disaster. While trying to ... See full summary »
And even though you have a handicap, - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:06
And even though you have a handicap,
(audience snickering) - No, sorry. - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:05
(audience snickering) - No, sorry.
Melvin, Melvin I have a confession to make. - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:05
Melvin, Melvin I have a confession to make.
I don't want to spend the rest of my days - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:05
I don't want to spend the rest of my days
What I really want to do is write a book, - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:08
What I really want to do is write a book,
- See, I've been examining all those vats, - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:05
- See, I've been examining all those vats,
- Yes, they're assaulting our planet and - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:08
- Yes, they're assaulting our planet and
- Oprah. (audience snickering) - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:06
- Oprah. (audience snickering)
- Melvin, the official town records are here, - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:05
- Melvin, the official town records are here,
Oh but I promised the mayor that I - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:05
Oh but I promised the mayor that I
- But, you're not just anyone are you? - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:05
- But, you're not just anyone are you?
You are the sweetest kindest man I ever met. - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:05
You are the sweetest kindest man I ever met.
- And Melvin, the records are in a box in the back, - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:18
- And Melvin, the records are in a box in the back,
We've known each other a few months now, - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:06
We've known each other a few months now,
- Melvin, don't tell me you suffer from low self esteem? - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:04
- Melvin, don't tell me you suffer from low self esteem...
(audience chuckling) - Now silly everyone - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:04
(audience chuckling) - Now silly everyone
- But I'm not-- - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:06
- But I'm not--
Well, maybe you have a beautiful soul. - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:04
Well, maybe you have a beautiful soul.
(audience chuckling) - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:05
(audience chuckling)
(dramatic music) - The Toxic Avenger: The Musical 00:07
(dramatic music)