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Jack Brown:
[Talking to stuffed animals]
You know why there's a party downstairs? Do you fellas? Because it's goodbye for you guys. They're not gonna sell you anymore. They got a new toy to sell. It's called a Jack Brown. Me. The wind up asshole. And I'm gonna take over all the stores of America next Christmas. All the kids will be hollering for me. They're not gonna want no teddy bears like you. No they won't and they won't want no sad pandas and no tigers or leopards or lions or dumb rabbits. The kids will want a Jack Brown Wind Up. "Mommy I want a Jack Brown Wind-up! Susie has one that can play basketball! And Otto has one that can drive a Cadillac, and he's real cute too and I wanna pinch his nose!" I've sold out to Moorehouse, you know. My life is over. I'm gonna wind up in this room with all you toys for the rest of my life
[Talking to stuffed animals]
You know why there's a party downstairs? Do you fellas? Because it's goodbye for you guys. They're not gonna sell you anymore. They got a new toy to sell. It's called a Jack Brown. Me. The wind up asshole. And I'm gonna take over all the stores of America next Christmas. All the kids will be hollering for me. They're not gonna want no teddy bears like you. No they won't and they won't want no sad pandas and no tigers or leopards or lions or dumb rabbits. The kids will want a Jack Brown Wind Up. "Mommy I want a Jack Brown Wind-up! Susie has one that can play basketball! And Otto has one that can drive a Cadillac, and he's real cute too and I wanna pinch his nose!" I've sold out to Moorehouse, you know. My life is over. I'm gonna wind up in this room with all you toys for the rest of my life
Full Transcript
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Do you know why they're having a party downstairs fellas
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Because it's goodbye for you guys
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Oh yeah It's called a ''wrap party '' This is all for you guys It's over
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They're not gonna sell you anymore
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They got a new toy to sell called the ''Jack Brown ''
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Me the wind up asshole Yes that's me
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I'm taking over all the stores of America next Christmas
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Kids will be hollering for me They won't want teddy bears like you
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No no they won't
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And they won't want no sad pandas And no camels
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No tigers leopards lions rabbits
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And orangutans You understand Kids will want a Jack Brown wind up
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''Mommy l want a Jack Brown wind up
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Suzy has one and hers can play basketball
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And Otto has one that can drive a Cadillac
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He's real cute too and l want to pinch his nose ''
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That's what l've done to myself I sold out to Morehouse you know
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Yeah
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My life is over l'll end up in this room with all you toys for the rest of my life
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Movie Summary
An underemployed reporter finds himself literally purchased as a toy for a rich spoiled brat.
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Jack Brown
