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The Trades

The Trades is a single-cam sitcom about refinery employees that balance the conflicting personalities of a small town with the antics of a stressful workplace.

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N/A

Year

Genre

Production

Kontent House

Awards

3 nominations total

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https://www.crave.ca/en/tv-shows/the-trades

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Homer:
So we let a
foreign operative - The Trades

Homer: So we let a foreign operative

But these boots are not mine. - The Trades

But these boots are not mine.

Wait, you're not
talking about- - The Trades

Wait, you're not talking about-

Because If this
plant disappears, - The Trades

Because If this plant disappears,

Uh? You, you just,
you gotta remember though - The Trades

Uh? You, you just, you gotta remember though

[soft suspenseful music] - The Trades

[soft suspenseful music]

Well, oversight
is to be expected - The Trades

Well, oversight is to be expected

You'll have to move out
west and work pipeline. - The Trades

You'll have to move out west and work pipeline.

[soft suspenseful music] - The Trades

[soft suspenseful music]

Your wife will stay home
and lay her own pipe. - The Trades

Your wife will stay home and lay her own pipe.

You'll turn a blind
eye to the affair - The Trades

You'll turn a blind eye to the affair

Now, a good Site Manager is
only as good as her foreman. - The Trades

Now, a good Site Manager is only as good as her foreman.

Well, she's a tight squeeze, - The Trades

Well, she's a tight squeeze,

And then you'll spend
the rest of your days - The Trades

And then you'll spend the rest of your days

From this point on, - The Trades

From this point on,

[Medhi sighing] - The Trades

[Medhi sighing]

You'll spend thousands of
dollars on prostitutes, - The Trades

You'll spend thousands of dollars on prostitutes,

[phone ringing] - The Trades

[phone ringing]

And we will willingly
undergo Janet's program. - The Trades

And we will willingly undergo Janet's program.

Well, I guess we
better suit up. - The Trades

Well, I guess we better suit up.

Welcome to the 2030s
your beautiful bastards! - The Trades

Welcome to the 2030s your beautiful bastards!

Wait, so does this mean
I'm Site Manager now? - The Trades

Wait, so does this mean I'm Site Manager now?

Chelsea:
Okay. Just let's hit
pause on golf right now. - The Trades

Chelsea: Okay. Just let's hit pause on golf right now.

I said some weird
shit, you know, - The Trades

I said some weird shit, you know,

My name is Taser, - The Trades

My name is Taser,

God, the PR disaster, - The Trades

God, the PR disaster,

Janet, please educate us - The Trades

Janet, please educate us

Your future with this company
will end up in the shit hole. - The Trades

Your future with this company will end up in the shit hole.

Well, I'm a new face
and I'm up to date - The Trades

Well, I'm a new face and I'm up to date

Homer:
And step into
the 21st century, - The Trades

Homer: And step into the 21st century,

Todd:
I once corrected him
on what day it was, - The Trades

Todd: I once corrected him on what day it was,

Should I be
an electrician, - The Trades

Should I be an electrician,

I, um, I thought this
day would never come. - The Trades

I, um, I thought this day would never come.

[background laughing
and chattering] - The Trades

[background laughing and chattering]

And he always said "stay away
from hammers and heartbreakers," - The Trades

And he always said "stay away from hammers and heartbre...

And this marvellous dump, - The Trades

And this marvellous dump,

Yeah, well, your daddy
had a point once, - The Trades

Yeah, well, your daddy had a point once,

Jamar:
It's been a minute since
I've seen drawings, - The Trades

Jamar: It's been a minute since I've seen drawings...

My apologies for the
language, Miss...? - The Trades

My apologies for the language, Miss...?

Oh look, another chick
in her natural habitat. - The Trades

Oh look, another chick in her natural habitat.

Ah, not bad for you chumps. - The Trades

Ah, not bad for you chumps.

[Todd chuckling] - The Trades

[Todd chuckling]

So if you're the
new site manager, - The Trades

So if you're the new site manager,

Sorry Tim, all I see is scrap
metal and tinsel. - The Trades

Sorry Tim, all I see is scrap metal and tinsel.

Oh fuck no, no.
No. Fuck that. - The Trades

Oh fuck no, no. No. Fuck that.

I basically babysit
all the trades - The Trades

I basically babysit all the trades

We've come here because
we need your help. - The Trades

We've come here because we need your help.

Yeah, but your-your lunch
break was over an hour ago. - The Trades

Yeah, but your-your lunch break was over an hour ago.

I suspect that Duan
is of Asian descent? - The Trades

I suspect that Duan is of Asian descent?

[background chattering] - The Trades

[background chattering]

And you think because
I'm also Asian - The Trades

And you think because I'm also Asian

Yeah, I mean,
pay is decent too. - The Trades

Yeah, I mean, pay is decent too.

Look man, - The Trades

That is exactly not
how our family operates. - The Trades

That is exactly not how our family operates.

Real world... seven? - The Trades

Real world... seven?

Hey, get out of here, man.
- Outta here! - The Trades

Hey, get out of here, man. - Outta here!

Leonard:
Between the coffee stains - The Trades

Leonard: Between the coffee stains

It's those low-cut
shirts and tatts - The Trades

It's those low-cut shirts and tatts

[alarm beeping] - The Trades

[alarm beeping]

Thanks for trying to save me - The Trades

Thanks for trying to save me

Okay, once again,
I'd like to thank the owners - The Trades

Okay, once again, I'd like to thank the owners

Like Backwoods is
a... eight in here, - The Trades

Like Backwoods is a... eight in here,

[gentle music] - The Trades

[clapping and cheering] - The Trades

[clapping and cheering]

And not in some creepy way. - The Trades

And not in some creepy way.

[gentle music continues] - The Trades

[gentle music continues]

Look guys, I know you
value my intelligence, - The Trades

Look guys, I know you value my intelligence,

[laughing] - The Trades

It came from chaos and,
uh, and a lot of weed. - The Trades

It came from chaos and, uh, and a lot of weed.

Coming in with
a minus eighteen, - The Trades

Coming in with a minus eighteen,

Okay, well, I tried using
Young's modulus results - The Trades

Okay, well, I tried using Young's modulus results

I'll be at every
family gathering, - The Trades

I'll be at every family gathering,

I can't wait to see
your best man's speech. - The Trades

I can't wait to see your best man's speech.

Ah, I thank you. I just, - The Trades

Ah, I thank you. I just,

[angry chattering] - The Trades

[angry chattering]

Give us the numbers or I
swear on my mother's grave, - The Trades

Give us the numbers or I swear on my mother's grave,

Chelsea:
Thank you, everyone,
for your personal donations. - The Trades

Chelsea: Thank you, everyone, for your personal donations.

Today we raised over
$23,000 for the... - The Trades

Today we raised over $23,000 for the...

If we don't sort this out,
it could be catastrophic. - The Trades

If we don't sort this out, it could be catastrophic.

I feel like the more
I try to please everyone, - The Trades

I feel like the more I try to please everyone,

Ugh. I-I'm telling you guys, - The Trades

Ugh. I-I'm telling you guys,

Alright. Yeah, that's
a-that's a good sign. - The Trades

Alright. Yeah, that's a-that's a good sign.

Now that we've completed
questions one through 235, - The Trades

Now that we've completed questions one through 235,

And on a more serious note, - The Trades

And on a more serious note,

What if there was a way
for you to find your way - The Trades

What if there was a way for you to find your way

He's probably the most
annoying person alive. - The Trades

He's probably the most annoying person alive.

I would if I knew
what scatological meant. - The Trades

I would if I knew what scatological meant.

I didn't learn
anything about gauges - The Trades

I didn't learn anything about gauges

I was sent here to oversee
the closing of your facility. - The Trades

I was sent here to oversee the closing of your facility.

Hey Audrey!
- Fuck. - The Trades

Hey Audrey! - Fuck.

The Trades poster

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The Trades is a single-cam sitcom about refinery employees that balance the conflicting personalities of a small town with the antics of a stressful workplace.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: N/A

Writer: Ryan J. Lindsay

Production: Kontent House

Genre: comedy

Year: 2024

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.3

BoxOffice:

Released: 22 Mar 2024

Awards: 3 nominations total

Homepage: https://www.crave.ca/en/tv-shows/the-trades