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The Trip to Greece

If you don't teach my son,I'll rip your head off and shit down your goddamn fucking...

If you don't teach my son,
I'll rip your head off and shit down your goddamn fucking neck,
you too big, dick sucking mother fucking asshole, okay?

Full Transcript

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If you don't teach my son, I'll rip your head off and shit down
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your goddamn fucking neck, you too big, dick sucking
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mother fucking asshole, okay?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:19
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Actors Rob Brydon and Steve Coogan travel from Troy to Ithaca following in the footsteps of the Odysseus.
If you're gonna be teaching my boy, Aristotle - The Trip to Greece 00:09
If you're gonna be teaching my boy, Aristotle
- Now you listen to me, I wanna make sure it's not - The Trip to Greece 00:06
- Now you listen to me, I wanna make sure it's not
- I saw you do Henry viii once, which I thought was, - The Trip to Greece 00:06
- I saw you do Henry viii once, which I thought was,
- Uh, your, your new palace, Hampton court - The Trip to Greece 00:07
- Uh, your, your new palace, Hampton court
How about I went round all your monasteries - The Trip to Greece 00:04
How about I went round all your monasteries
I mean, every single fucking one - The Trip to Greece 00:06
I mean, every single fucking one
- Your... your royal highness, um, I, Ann... Anne boleyn - The Trip to Greece 00:07
- Your... your royal highness, um, I, Ann... Anne boleyn
- Yeah, I'm pleased to hear it, your royal highness - The Trip to Greece 00:06
- Yeah, I'm pleased to hear it, your royal highness
If she dicks me about, I'll get a swordsman - The Trip to Greece 00:05
If she dicks me about, I'll get a swordsman
- That speaks so clearly of, of sire's class, sir, - The Trip to Greece 00:08
- That speaks so clearly of, of sire's class, sir,
[Speaking in foreign language] - The Trip to Greece 00:07
[Speaking in foreign language]
- We have the almond crumble with use of cream - The Trip to Greece 00:06
- We have the almond crumble with use of cream
I played Hades in Percy Jackson, "the lightning thief." - The Trip to Greece 00:07
I played Hades in Percy Jackson, "the lightning thief.&...
[Cellphone rings] - The Trip to Greece 00:06
[Cellphone rings]
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, same thing as before, it's, uh - The Trip to Greece 00:06
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, same thing as before, it's, uh
Philip's moved out, he's, he's left her, so, um... - The Trip to Greece 00:04
Philip's moved out, he's, he's left her, so, ...
- A very good evening to you and welcome to this very special - The Trip to Greece 00:17
- A very good evening to you and welcome to this very specia...
- Um, uh, uh, if you need me to come back, uh, just let me know - The Trip to Greece 00:06
- Um, uh, uh, if you need me to come back, uh, just let me k...
- And the wonderful thing about it, Steve - The Trip to Greece 00:05
- And the wonderful thing about it, Steve
No, it would literally neveroccun - The Trip to Greece 00:07
No, it would literally neveroccun