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The Trip to Spain

If you turn your back on me, I shall put two eyes on your back, and a nose down by your...

If you turn your back on me, I shall put two eyes on your back, and a nose down by your ass

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If you turn your back on me,
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I shall put two eyes on your back,
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and a nose down by your ass.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
01:30:05
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Genres
adventure, comedy, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Actors Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon embark on a six-part episodic road trip through Europe. This time they're in Spain, sampling the restaurants, eateries, and sights along the way.
- The most interesting thing about Picasso is, - The Trip to Spain 00:08
- The most interesting thing about Picasso is,
I want to rewrite the rule book, - The Trip to Spain 00:05
I want to rewrite the rule book,
— [Steve] What I'm saying is-- - The Trip to Spain 00:06
— [Steve] What I'm saying is--
(speaking foreign language) - The Trip to Spain 00:08
(speaking foreign language)
- This castle is Gibralfaro, - The Trip to Spain 00:05
- This castle is Gibralfaro,
When the Moors came in 711, they were only a few thousand. - The Trip to Spain 00:05
When the Moors came in 711, they were only a few thousand.
Within a couple of years they controlled - The Trip to Spain 00:05
Within a couple of years they controlled
- Wow. - That's exactly the same - The Trip to Spain 00:09
- Wow. - That's exactly the same
They're trying to emulate what the Moors did - The Trip to Spain 00:06
They're trying to emulate what the Moors did
They're not doing it with tolerance and-- - The Trip to Spain 00:07
They're not doing it with tolerance and--
- Cervantes was captured by Barbary pirates - The Trip to Spain 00:05
- Cervantes was captured by Barbary pirates
There was a price on his head, and when the ransom was paid, - The Trip to Spain 00:06
There was a price on his head, and when the ransom was paid,
— No, I don't think I would either, - The Trip to Spain 00:04
— No, I don't think I would either,
- Any child, as long as it, you know, I mean, not any child. - The Trip to Spain 00:04
- Any child, as long as it, you know, I mean, not any child.
- Cervantes, when he tried to escape, he's captured, - The Trip to Spain 00:06
- Cervantes, when he tried to escape, he's captured,
He was talking to Hassan, the leader of Algiers, - The Trip to Spain 00:07
He was talking to Hassan, the leader of Algiers,
- Well, either way your buggered. - The Trip to Spain 00:04
- Well, either way your buggered.
Slow iano music) P - The Trip to Spain 00:09
Slow iano music) P
- [Steve] Look at that mystical city. - The Trip to Spain 00:04
- [Steve] Look at that mystical city.
- Yeah, no, so, uh, I'm really looking forward to this week. - The Trip to Spain 00:05
- Yeah, no, so, uh, I'm really looking forward to this ...