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"The Truth About Cats & Dogs" quotes

The Truth About Cats & Dogs poster
A successful veternarian & radio show host with low self-esteem asks her model friend to impersonate her when a handsome man wants to see her.

Director: Michael Lehmann
Writer: Audrey Wells
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 1996
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $34,861,807
Released: 26 Apr 1996
Awards: 2 nominations

31 video clips

BrianDr. Abby BarnesNoelleAbbyRoy
Look you know how someone's appearance can change - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:27 Look you know how someone's appearance can change If I was a guy I think women would be lining up to go out with me - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:13 If I was a guy I think women would be lining up to go out... You and I combined make the perfect woman - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:10 You and I combined make the perfect woman Besides he's got this small personal habit - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:12 Besides he's got this small personal habit I gotta tell you something - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:50 I gotta tell you something Dogs don't like to be left alone - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:13 Dogs don't like to be left alone Did you call me What - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:17 Did you call me What You can love your pets but just don't love your pets - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:06 You can love your pets but just don't love your pets We also have this new face cream which neutralizes the free radicals - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:17 We also have this new face cream which neutralizes the free... Yeah well he snores which was a problem - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:10 Yeah well he snores which was a problem What's wrong Abby - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:08 What's wrong Abby Say something - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:12 Say something Disappointment doesn't kill - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:07 Disappointment doesn't kill If you were trapped in Biosphere 2 for three years - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:10 If you were trapped in Biosphere 2 for three years You forgot to say I love you because you're so beautiful - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:10 You forgot to say I love you because you're so... Hi Did you ever look in the mirror so long - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:14 Hi Did you ever look in the mirror so long You're dumb and beautiful and you're smart and - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:06 You're dumb and beautiful and you're smart and What is this Is this cat hair - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:06 What is this Is this cat hair What are we discussing - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:11 What are we discussing I only ever loved one woman - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:08 I only ever loved one woman Okay so say you meet one of these no sparks women - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:22 Okay so say you meet one of these no sparks women Her cheese balls make excellent Christmas gifts - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:06 Her cheese balls make excellent Christmas gifts Maybe it was all the cake he fed me - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:06 Maybe it was all the cake he fed me Well then throw something to me - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:36 Well then throw something to me Is your show on today Yeah - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:15 Is your show on today Yeah Is this some kind of weird game you two play for kicks - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:12 Is this some kind of weird game you two play for kicks Now should I get down on all fours - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:09 Now should I get down on all fours I mean you gotta have a boyfriend don't ya - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:09 I mean you gotta have a boyfriend don't ya You burp and guys think it's adorable - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:06 You burp and guys think it's adorable I don't eat anything so I can look good on the outside - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:08 I don't eat anything so I can look good on the outside You want me to stick my finger up a turtle's ass - The Truth About Cats & Dogs 00:06 You want me to stick my finger up a turtle's ass

Cast

Noelle - Uma Thurman
Abby - Janeane Garofalo
Brian - Ben Chaplin
Ed - Jamie Foxx
Roy - James McCaffrey
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