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You been on the Smarties again,
Melvin? Sorry about that.
I was booked to be a barber but the nearest thing
I had to it is a bear. It's a sideline, singing telegram. # Whoo. # Word in the village is you've been
working as a stripper too. I was, but my eczema came back
and everything dried up. Women don't like a genitalia rash,
see, Nats. You don't say. Mm. I'm happy to show you a bit more
for a tenner, if you fancy. Put your head back on
and piss off, Melvin
Melvin? Sorry about that.
I was booked to be a barber but the nearest thing
I had to it is a bear. It's a sideline, singing telegram. # Whoo. # Word in the village is you've been
working as a stripper too. I was, but my eczema came back
and everything dried up. Women don't like a genitalia rash,
see, Nats. You don't say. Mm. I'm happy to show you a bit more
for a tenner, if you fancy. Put your head back on
and piss off, Melvin
Full Transcript
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You been on the Smarties again,
Melvin?
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Sorry about that.
I was booked to be a barber
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but the nearest thing
I had to it is a bear.
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It's a sideline, singing telegram.
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# Whoo. #
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Word in the village is you've been
working as a stripper too.
00:00:17.998 --> 00:00:20.016
I was, but my eczema came back
and everything dried up.
00:00:22.004 --> 00:00:25.076
Women don't like a genitalia rash,
see, Nats. You don't say. Mm.
00:00:27.032 --> 00:00:29.084
I'm happy to show you a bit more
for a tenner, if you fancy.
00:00:29.084 --> 00:00:31.096
Put your head back on
and piss off, Melvin.
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Movie Summary
A look at the life of The Tuckers, a close-knit, extended family of lovable rogues.
