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The Twelve Chairs

In 1920s Soviet Russia, a fallen aristocrat, a priest and a con artist search for a treasure of jewels hidden inside one of twelve dining chairs, lost during the revolution.

Director

Mel Brooks

Year

Genre

Box Office

$1,806,258

Production

N/A

Awards

1 win & 1 nomination

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Vorobyaninov

Ostap Bender

Father Fyodor

Nikolai Sestrin

Andréas Voutsinas

Madam Bruns

Engineer Bruns

Sevitsky

Claudia Ivanovna

Curator

Night Watchman

Young Woman

Actor in Play

Actress in Play

Natasha

Branka Veselinovic

Peasant

Mladen 'Mladja' Veselinovic

Tikon

Sergeant

Petar Banicevic

Orator

Extra

Ljubomir Cipranic

Fat Man

Extra

Extra

Confused Man

Vojislav Micovic

Radomir Popovic

Makko

Milivoje Popovic-Mavid

Capt. Scriabin

Aleksandar Stojkovic

Kolya

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Ostap Bender Ippolit Vorobyaninov Father Fyodor Young Woman Tikon Nikolai Sestrin Madam Bruns

Father Fyo-
Ooh! - The Twelve Chairs

Father Fyo- Ooh!

Ofcourse. - The Twelve Chairs

What can I say,
little father? - The Twelve Chairs

What can I say, little father?

Let's just say that I am very much in lust with you - The Twelve Chairs

Let's just say that I am very much in lust with you

[Snoring Continues] - The Twelve Chairs

[Snoring Continues]

Comrade Comrade - The Twelve Chairs

Comrade Comrade

What goes on in this great house - The Twelve Chairs

What goes on in this great house

It's an old age home for weary old ladies - The Twelve Chairs

It's an old age home for weary old ladies

Ippolit Matveyevich Vorobyaninov - The Twelve Chairs

Ippolit Matveyevich Vorobyaninov

You're smart and you're gorgeous - The Twelve Chairs

You're smart and you're gorgeous

Ah. Ivan, fetch
the marshal's horse. - The Twelve Chairs

Ah. Ivan, fetch the marshal's horse.

Where are you going - The Twelve Chairs

Where are you going

Maybe if you weren't such a selfish pig - The Twelve Chairs

Maybe if you weren't such a selfish pig

Oh, thou who knowest all— - The Twelve Chairs

Oh, thou who knowest all—

All the Vorobyaninovs are dead - The Twelve Chairs

All the Vorobyaninovs are dead

Yes?
I am Cousin Kiev
from Vorobyaninov. - The Twelve Chairs

Yes? I am Cousin Kiev from Vorobyaninov.

[Audio Sped Up, High-pitched]
Aaah! Give me that—
I want that chair! - The Twelve Chairs

[Audio Sped Up, High-pitched] Aaah! Give me that— I want tha...

[Both Yelling, High-pitched] - The Twelve Chairs

[Both Yelling, High-pitched]

This is disgusting - The Twelve Chairs

This is disgusting

Why are you after my chair It's not yours - The Twelve Chairs

Why are you after my chair It's not yours

How did you find out about the jewels - The Twelve Chairs

How did you find out about the jewels

♪♪ [Chorus Vocalizing] - The Twelve Chairs

♪♪ [Chorus Vocalizing]

[Mumbling] - The Twelve Chairs

You are Vorobyaninov's son - The Twelve Chairs

You are Vorobyaninov's son

Are you trying to bribe a Soviet official - The Twelve Chairs

Are you trying to bribe a Soviet official

Heaven knows who may sit on that chair - The Twelve Chairs

Heaven knows who may sit on that chair

Moscow. - The Twelve Chairs

[Man]
Irkutsk! Irkutsk! - The Twelve Chairs

[Man] Irkutsk! Irkutsk!

Why is that man kissing your knee - The Twelve Chairs

Why is that man kissing your knee

I must grovel at your feet - The Twelve Chairs

I must grovel at your feet

Come on brain - The Twelve Chairs

Don't you understand - The Twelve Chairs

Don't you understand

A memento of my visit to your lovely home - The Twelve Chairs

A memento of my visit to your lovely home

[Man]
You down there. - The Twelve Chairs

[Man] You down there.

I hate people I don't like - The Twelve Chairs

I hate people I don't like

Vorobyaninov. - The Twelve Chairs

The chairs.
I don't see the chairs. - The Twelve Chairs

The chairs. I don't see the chairs.

[Ostap]
Sevitsky.
He looks pregnant. - The Twelve Chairs

[Ostap] Sevitsky. He looks pregnant.

[Ostap]
Ah, it's a boy. - The Twelve Chairs

[Ostap] Ah, it's a boy.

Please don't disapoint me - The Twelve Chairs

Please don't disapoint me

Thankyou. - The Twelve Chairs

[Moaning] - The Twelve Chairs

What a gorgeous chairrrrr - The Twelve Chairs

What a gorgeous chairrrrr

Now there's a healthy girl - The Twelve Chairs

Now there's a healthy girl

Parasite Parasite - The Twelve Chairs

Parasite Parasite

We need 30 rubles to make our dreams come true - The Twelve Chairs

We need 30 rubles to make our dreams come true

From the bottom of your hearts - The Twelve Chairs

From the bottom of your hearts

Bozhe moi That poor woman - The Twelve Chairs

Bozhe moi That poor woman

Cigarette? - The Twelve Chairs

Remember the famous Russian proverb - The Twelve Chairs

Remember the famous Russian proverb

Remember the famous Russian proverb - The Twelve Chairs

Remember the famous Russian proverb

♪♪ [Drumroll]
The chair! - The Twelve Chairs

♪♪ [Drumroll] The chair!

[Whimpering] - The Twelve Chairs

[Screams] - The Twelve Chairs

- Need a hand, monpère?
- Oh, come on, God! - The Twelve Chairs

- Need a hand, monpère? - Oh, come on, God!

It's very quiet - The Twelve Chairs

It's very quiet

Oh boys - The Twelve Chairs

Get... me... down!
[Echoes] - The Twelve Chairs

Get... me... down! [Echoes]

♪♪ [Male Chorus Vocalizing] - The Twelve Chairs

♪♪ [Male Chorus Vocalizing]

♪♪ [Ends] - The Twelve Chairs

I'm hungry.
Where did you lose
the man with the chair? - The Twelve Chairs

I'm hungry. Where did you lose the man with the chair?

I now officially open... - The Twelve Chairs

I now officially open...

Would you mind very much
if I took something from your plate? - The Twelve Chairs

Would you mind very much if I took something from your plate...

Ostap. Ostap! - The Twelve Chairs

[Man]
Mm-hmm. - The Twelve Chairs

I have unfastened
the window latch, - The Twelve Chairs

I have unfastened the window latch,

One, two, three!
[Grunts] - The Twelve Chairs

One, two, three! [Grunts]

Chair.
Where is the chair?
You're sitting on it. - The Twelve Chairs

Chair. Where is the chair? You're sitting on it.

[Screaming] - The Twelve Chairs

See? See? He's mad!
You! Put that down! - The Twelve Chairs

See? See? He's mad! You! Put that down!

Halt! - The Twelve Chairs

[Sighs] - The Twelve Chairs

[Grunts] - The Twelve Chairs

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In 1920s Soviet Russia, a fallen aristocrat, a priest and a con artist search for a treasure of jewels hidden inside one of twelve dining chairs, lost during the revolution.

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Director: Mel Brooks

Writer: Ilya Ilf, Yevgeni Petrov, Elizabeth Hill

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 1970

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.4

BoxOffice: $1,806,258

Released: 28 Oct 1970

Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination

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