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The Twelve Chairs

According to our records, Vorobyaninov is 53. That means that when you were born, your...

Father Fyodor:

[Bender is masquerading as a government official as Father Fyodor walks into the office to get information about the chairs]
I am Vorobyaninov's son. [Ostap stares at him] Father Fyodor:
His first-born. He was like a father to me. Ostap Bender:
So... you are Vorobyaninov's son. Father Fyodor:
Yes, I am. Ostap Bender:
[quickly]
How old are you? Father Fyodor:
46... 44. Ostap Bender:
Which is it? Father Fyodor:
42... 42. Ostap Bender:
According to our records, Vorobyaninov is 53. That means that when you were born, your father was... 11. [Father Fyodor gives an impressed whistle]

Full Transcript

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I am Vorobyaninov's son
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His firstborn
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He was like a father to me
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So
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you are Vorobyaninov's son
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Yes i am
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How old are you Forty six Forty four
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Which is it Forty two i'm 42
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According to our records Vorobyaninov is 53 Whimpers
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That means that when you were born your father was
Duration
31 seconds
Views
925
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:39
Uploaded
Nov 17, 2022
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In 1920s Soviet Russia, a fallen aristocrat, a priest and a con artist search for a treasure of jewels hidden inside one of twelve dining chairs, lost during the revolution.

Actors

Dom DeLuise
Father Fyodor
Dom DeLuise
Frank Langella
Ostap Bender
Frank Langella
Are you trying to bribe a Soviet official - The Twelve Chairs 00:08
Are you trying to bribe a Soviet official
Heaven knows who may sit on that chair - The Twelve Chairs 00:37
Heaven knows who may sit on that chair
Moscow. - The Twelve Chairs 00:28
Moscow.
[Man] Irkutsk! Irkutsk! - The Twelve Chairs 00:07
[Man] Irkutsk! Irkutsk!
Why is that man kissing your knee - The Twelve Chairs 00:05
Why is that man kissing your knee
I must grovel at your feet - The Twelve Chairs 00:10
I must grovel at your feet
Come on brain - The Twelve Chairs 00:04
Come on brain
Don't you understand - The Twelve Chairs 00:09
Don't you understand
A memento of my visit to your lovely home - The Twelve Chairs 00:06
A memento of my visit to your lovely home
[Man] You down there. - The Twelve Chairs 00:15
[Man] You down there.
I hate people I don't like - The Twelve Chairs 00:05
I hate people I don't like
Vorobyaninov. - The Twelve Chairs 00:10
Vorobyaninov.
The chairs. I don't see the chairs. - The Twelve Chairs 00:05
The chairs. I don't see the chairs.
[Ostap] Sevitsky. He looks pregnant. - The Twelve Chairs 00:12
[Ostap] Sevitsky. He looks pregnant.
[Ostap] Ah, it's a boy. - The Twelve Chairs 00:06
[Ostap] Ah, it's a boy.
Please don't disapoint me - The Twelve Chairs 00:10
Please don't disapoint me
Thankyou. - The Twelve Chairs 00:26
Thankyou.
[Moaning] - The Twelve Chairs 00:21
[Moaning]
What a gorgeous chairrrrr - The Twelve Chairs 00:11
What a gorgeous chairrrrr
Now there's a healthy girl - The Twelve Chairs 00:06
Now there's a healthy girl