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Ippolit Matveyevich Vorobyaninov
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The Twelve Chairs

Two Russians, one ruble!

Ostap Bender:

Listen, Tell me. Tell me. Who lived here in the old days? Tikon:
Oh, in the old days was my master: Ippolit Matveyevich Vorobyaninov. He was a Marshal of the nobility. I loved him. He hardly ever beat us. Ostap Bender:
Ah, and whatever became of your "lovable master"? Tikon:
One night about ten years ago was a fearful noise. It was bombs and cannons and soldiers shooting. It was terrible, terrible! Ostap Bender:
Oh, yes, I think it was called "The Revolution". Tikon:
That was it: The Revolution... You're smart! You're smart and you're gorgeous. You're okay. Anyways... they all run away. Ostap Bender:
Well, come on, old boy. Let us see how drunk two Russians can get on one ruble. Tikon:
I like that: two Russians, one ruble!

Full Transcript

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Listen tell me Tell me Who lived here in the old days
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Oh in the old days was my master
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Ippolit Matveyevich Vorobyaninov
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He was a marshal of the nobility
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I loved him He hardly ever beat us
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Ah And whatever became of your lovable master
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One night about 10 years ago was a fearful noise
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It was bombs and cannons and soldiers shooting
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It was terrible terrible
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Oh yes I think it was called the revolution
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That was it The revolution
Duration
36 seconds
Views
557
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:08
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2022
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In 1920s Soviet Russia, a fallen aristocrat, a priest and a con artist search for a treasure of jewels hidden inside one of twelve dining chairs, lost during the revolution.

Actors

Frank Langella
Ostap Bender
Frank Langella
Mel Brooks
Tikon
Mel Brooks
You're smart and you're gorgeous - The Twelve Chairs 00:08
You're smart and you're gorgeous
Ah. Ivan, fetch the marshal's horse. - The Twelve Chairs 00:08
Ah. Ivan, fetch the marshal's horse.
Where are you going - The Twelve Chairs 00:11
Where are you going
Maybe if you weren't such a selfish pig - The Twelve Chairs 00:33
Maybe if you weren't such a selfish pig
Oh, thou who knowest all— - The Twelve Chairs 00:07
Oh, thou who knowest all—
All the Vorobyaninovs are dead - The Twelve Chairs 00:20
All the Vorobyaninovs are dead
Yes? I am Cousin Kiev from Vorobyaninov. - The Twelve Chairs 00:17
Yes? I am Cousin Kiev from Vorobyaninov.
[Audio Sped Up, High-pitched] Aaah! Give me that— I want that chair! - The Twelve Chairs 00:15
[Audio Sped Up, High-pitched] Aaah! Give me that— I want tha...
[Both Yelling, High-pitched] - The Twelve Chairs 00:07
[Both Yelling, High-pitched]
This is disgusting - The Twelve Chairs 00:06
This is disgusting
Why are you after my chair It's not yours - The Twelve Chairs 00:26
Why are you after my chair It's not yours
How did you find out about the jewels - The Twelve Chairs 00:36
How did you find out about the jewels
♪♪ [Chorus Vocalizing] - The Twelve Chairs 00:07
♪♪ [Chorus Vocalizing]
[Mumbling] - The Twelve Chairs 00:23
[Mumbling]
You are Vorobyaninov's son - The Twelve Chairs 00:31
You are Vorobyaninov's son
Are you trying to bribe a Soviet official - The Twelve Chairs 00:08
Are you trying to bribe a Soviet official
Heaven knows who may sit on that chair - The Twelve Chairs 00:37
Heaven knows who may sit on that chair
Moscow. - The Twelve Chairs 00:28
Moscow.
[Man] Irkutsk! Irkutsk! - The Twelve Chairs 00:07
[Man] Irkutsk! Irkutsk!
Why is that man kissing your knee - The Twelve Chairs 00:05
Why is that man kissing your knee