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All right, deal

Laugh at whatever he says. - What if what he says isn't funny?- That's irrelevant. - A...

The Ugly Truth • 2009

All right, deal. Now what? Always make an impression. Let's get a move on.We have work to do. - But what about the...?- In five seconds, he'll call. Come on. What are you, Nostradamus? Amazing. Rule number one: never criticize. - Even if it's constructive?- Never. Men are incapable of growth,change or progress. For men, self-improvementends at toilet training. And rule number two:laugh at whatever he says. - What if what he says isn't funny?- That's irrelevant. - A fake laugh is like a fake orgasm.- A fake orgasm is good? No, but a fake orgasmis better than no orgasm at all. - A fake orgasm is no orgasm.- Only to you. You're not the only person in the room,you know. Let's not be selfish. Now, that was perfect. - Real or fake?- You'll never know

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All right deal Now what

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Always make an impression

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Let's get a move on We have work to do

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But what about the In five seconds he'll call Come on

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What are you Nostradamus

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Amazing

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Rule number one never criticize

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Even if it's constructive Never

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Men are incapable of growth change or progress

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For men self improvement ends at toilet training

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And rule number two laugh at whatever he says

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What if what he says isn't funny That's irrelevant

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A fake laugh is like a fake orgasm A fake orgasm is good

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No but a fake orgasm is better than no orgasm at all

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A fake orgasm is no orgasm Only to you

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You're not the only person in the room you know Let's not be selfish

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Now that was perfect

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Real or fake You'll never know

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حسنا اتفقنا الآن ماذا يجب أن تتركي إنطباعا دائما

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لنذهب و نرى ماذا سنفعل إنتظر لكن الـ

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في غضون 5 ثواني سيتصل بك

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هل أنت نوستراداموس

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مذهل

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القاعدة رقم 1 لا تنتقدي أبد ا

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حتى إذا كان نقدا بناءا أبدا الرجال غير قادرين على التقدم أو التغير حينما يسمعون نقدا

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القاعدة رقم 2 إضحكي على أي شي يقوله

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أي شئ مضحك يقوله لا في الحقيقة الضحكة كالنشوة الكاذبة

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النشوة الكاذبة جيدة لا لكن نشوة كاذبة أفضل من لا نشوة على الإطلاق

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النشوة الكاذبة ليست نشوة فقط بالنسبة لكي

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لست وحدك في الغرفة لا تكوني أنانية

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هذه كانت مذهلة

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لقد إختلقتيها نعم لقد فعلت

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Ça marche Et maintenant

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Toujours faire sensation

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Allez on a du boulot

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Et le

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Dans 5 secondes il rappelle

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Vous êtes Nostradamus

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C'est dingue

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Règle n 1

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Jamais de critiques

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Même constructives

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Jamais L'homme ne peut ni changer ni progresser

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au delà de l'apprentissage du pot

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Règle n 2

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Rire de ses blagues

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Même pas drôles Aucune importance

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Rire simulé orgasme simulé

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Un orgasme simulé c'est bien

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C'est mieux que rien

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Y a pas d'orgasme

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Parle pour toi

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T'es pas seule dans la pièce

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Faut pas être égoïste

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Parfait

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Réel ou simulé

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Mystère

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BINE S A FACUT ACUM CE INTOTDEAUNA LASA O IMPRESIE PUTERNICA

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S O STERGEM DE AICI AVEM TREABA DE FACUT

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DAR CUM RAMANE CU ASTA IN 5 SECUNDE VA SUNA DIN NOU

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HAI ESTI NOSTRADAMUS

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INCREDIBIL

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REGULA NR 1 NICIODATA SA NU CRITICI CHIAR SI DACA E CONSTRUCTIV

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NICIODATA BARBATII SUNT INCAPABILI DE MATURIZARE SCHIMBARE SAU PROGRES

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PENTRU BARBATI SINGURELE PROGRESE VIN DIN ANTRENAMENTELE DE LA TOALETA

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IAR REGULA NR 2 RAZI LA ORICE AR SPUNE

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DACA CEEA CE SPUNE NU E AMUZANT E IRELEVANT

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UN RAS FALS E LA FEL CA UN ORGASM FALS

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ORGASMUL FALS E BUN

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NU DAR UN ORGASM FALS E MAI BUN DECAT DELOC

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UN ORGASM FALS NU E UN ORGASM NUMAI PENTRU TINE

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NU ESTI SINGURA PERSOANA DIN CAMERA SA STII SA NU FIM EGOISTI

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A FOST PERFECT ADEVARAT SAU FALS NICIODATA NU VEI STI

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Baiklah sepakat Sekarang apa

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Selalu buat kesan

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Ayo kita pergi Ada kerjaan yang harus diselesaikan

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Tapi bagaimana dengan Dalam 5 detik dia akan hubungi kembali Ayo

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Sebenarnya kau apa Nostradamus

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Luar biasa

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Aturan pertama jangan mengkritik

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Bahkan itu bersifat membangun Jangan pernah

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Pria tak dapat menahan pertumbuhan perubahan atau perkembangan

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Bagi pria peningkatan diri berakhir di toilet

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Dan aturan kedua tertawalah saat apapun yang dia katakan

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Bagaimana jika yang dia katakan tak lucu Itu tidak berhubungan

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Tertawa palsu sama saja dengan orgasme palsu Orgasme palsu itu bagus

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Tidak tapi orgasme palsu lebih baik daripada tidak orgasme sama sekali

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Orgasme palsu adalah tidak orgasme Ini hanya padamu

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Bukan hanya kau yang ada di kamar Jadi jangan egois

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Sekarang itu sempurna

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Beneran atau palsu Kau tak pernah tahu

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Ладно по рукам Что теперь

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Всегда будь непредсказуемой

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Ну пошли У нас полно работы

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Постой но А как же Колин

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Через пять секунд перезвонит Идем

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Ты что Нострадамус

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телефонный звонок

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С ума сойти

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Правило первое никакой критики

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Даже конструктивной Никакой

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Мы не поддаемся переделке и улучшению

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Прогресс кончается приучением к горшку

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Правило второе смейся над всем что бы он ни говорил

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А если мне несмешно Это неважно

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Имитировать смех как имитировать оргазм

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Имитировать оргазм это хорошо

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Нет Но имитация оргазма лучше чем его отсутствие

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Имитация оргазма это не оргазм

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У тебя да но ты не одна вы вдвоем не будь эгоисткой

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Замечательный смех

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Настоящий Как знать

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Trato hecho Y ahora qué

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Siempre deja una impresión

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Debemos movernos Tenemos trabajo que hacer

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Pero qué pasó con

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En 5 segundos vá a llamar vamos

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Qué eres Nostradamus

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Increíble

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Regla número 1

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Nunca lo critiques

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Ni de manera constructiva

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Nunca Los hombres somos incapaces de crecer cambiar o progresar

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La madurez masculina concluye cuando aprende a usar el inodoro

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Y regla número 2

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Ríete de todo lo que diga

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Y si lo que dice no es gracioso Eso es irrelevante

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Una risa fingida es como un orgasmo fingido

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Un orgasmo fingido es bueno

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No pero el orgasmo fingino es mejor que ningún orgasmo

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Un orgasmo fingido no es un orgasmo

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Sólo para tí

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No eres la única persona en el cuarto No seas egoísta

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Esa estuvo perfecta

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De verdad o de mentira

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Nunca lo sabrás

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Duration

57 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:35:54

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

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Movie Summary

An uptight television producer takes control of a morning show segment on modern relationships hosted by a misogynistic man.