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I want to thank you for getting me this gigI would never have gotten it without youYou and I we make good TVYou make imbecilic trashwatched by housebound inbreds who are so busywith their hands down

Well, you want to thank your pussy for me, then?

The Ugly Truth • 2009

Mike Chadway:
I want to thank you for getting me this gig, I would never have gotten it without you. You and I? We make good TV.Mike Chadway:*YOU* make imbecillic trash watched by house-bound inbreds who are so busy with their hands down their pants they can't change the remote.Mike Chadway:I, I hadn't really been picturing you that way, but it's a nice image.Abby Richter:I do not watch your program. My cat stepped on the remote.Mike Chadway:Well, you want to thank your pussy for me, then?

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I want to thank you for getting me this gig

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I would never have gotten it without you

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You and I we make good TV

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You make imbecilic trash

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watched by housebound inbreds who are so busy

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with their hands down their pants they can't change the remote

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I hadn't been picturing you that way but it's a nice image

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I do not watch your program

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My cat stepped on the remote

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Oh you want to thank your pussy for me then

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اريد أن اشكرك على هذه المكالمة ما كنت سأحصل على هذا العمل بدونك

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أنا و انتي نقدم عرض ا جيد ا أنت تقدم عرضا سخيفا تشاهده النساء الأغنياء المشغولين لدرجة أنهم لا يغيرون المحطة

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كنت أود أن أقول أنك من هؤلاء النساء أيضا أنا لا أشاهد برنامجك السخيف قطتي ضغطت على الريموت

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أتريدين أن تشكريها شخصي ا نيابة عني

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Imaginez mon soulagement

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Merci pour ce job Je l'aurais jamais eu sans toi

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Toi et moi on fait de la bonne télé

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Vous faites de la daube pour débiles consanguins

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Les mains dans le slip ils ne peuvent pas zapper

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Je te voyais pas comme ça mais sympa

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Je regarde pas votre émission

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Mon chat a zappé

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Remercie ton minou pour moi

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IMAGINEAZA TI CAT DE USURATA SUNT

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VREAU SA TI MULTUMESC PENTRU EMISIUNE N AS FI PRIMIT O NICIODATA FARA TINE

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TU SI CU MINE FACEM TELEVIZIUNE BUNA

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TU FACI NISTE GUNOAIE JOSNICE VIZIONATE DE IDIOTI SEDENTARI

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CARE SUNT ATAT DE OCUPATI SA SI BAGE MAINILE IN PANTALONI

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INCAT NU POT SCHIMBA CANALUL

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NU MI AM IMAGINAT LUCRURILE CHIAR ASA DAR E O IMAGINE FRUMOASA

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NU MA UIT LA PROGRAMUL TAU PISICA MEA A PASIT PE TELECOMANDA

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ATUNCI VREI SA I MULTUMESTI TE ROG PISICUTEI TALE

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Aku ingin berterima kasih karena aku bisa dapatkan pekerjaan ini

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Aku takkan pernah bisa mendapatkannya tanpamu

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Kau dan aku kita akan buat program TV yang bagus

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Kau membuat tontonan sampah

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yang ditonton oleh orang rumahan yang menikah dengan kerabatnya dan sibuk

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dengan tangan didalam celana mereka sehingga tak bisa mengganti saluran

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Aku tidak membayangkan kau begitu tapi itu bayangan yang bagus

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Aku tidak menonton acaramu

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Kucingku menginjak remote

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Oh kalau begitu maukah kau ucapkan terima kasihku ke kucingmu

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Хочу поблагодарить за работенку

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Не будь тебя меня бы не взяли

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Ты и я отличный тандем

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Ты несешь кретинский вздор для таких же никчемных дебилов

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которые слишком заняты онанизмом чтобы дотянуться до пульта

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Я представлял тебя по другому но образ не дурен

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Я не смотрю твои бредни Мой кот наступил на пульт

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Значит твою киску надо благодарить

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Imagínate cómo me alivias

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Gracias por conseguirme este trabajo No no lo hubieran conseguido sin tí

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Tú y yo haremos buena televisión

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Tú haces basura imbécil que es vista por sedentarios

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que están tan ocupados tocándose que no cambian el canal

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No te había imaginado así pero es una imágen linda

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Yo no quería ver tu programa Mi gata pisó el control remoto

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Le darías las gracias a tu gatita por mí

Available in 7 languages

Duration

28 seconds

Views

631

Timestamp in Movie

00:15:01

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

N/A

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Movie Summary

An uptight television producer takes control of a morning show segment on modern relationships hosted by a misogynistic man.

Actors

Mike Chadway

Abby

Katherine Heigl