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I'm gonna make this guy your bitch I don't want a bitch
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The Ugly Truth

I don't want a bitch

Mike Chadway:
I'm going to make this guy your bitch.Abby Richter:I don't want a bitch

Full Transcript

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I'm gonna make this guy your bitch I don't want a bitch
Available in 7 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
460
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:00
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

An uptight television producer takes control of a morning show segment on modern relationships hosted by a misogynistic man.

Actors

Gerard Butler
Mike Chadway
Gerard Butler
All right, deal. - The Ugly Truth 00:57
All right, deal.
But what about the In five seconds he'll call Come onWhat are you NostradamusAmazing - The Ugly Truth 00:11
But what about the In five seconds he'll call Come...
Rule number three men are very visualWe have to change your look What's wrong with my lookAbby you're a very attractive woman but you are completely inaccessibleYou're all about comfort and efficiencyWhat's wrong with comfortWell nothing except no one - The Ugly Truth 00:20
Rule number three men are very visualWe have to change your...
Rule number four never talk about your problemsbecause men don't really listen or careSome men care No some men pretend to careWhen we ask you how you're doing it's guy code forLet me stick my dick in your assOh I know you think Colin is above it all but - The Ugly Truth 00:30
Rule number four never talk about your problemsbecause men...
You have to be two people the saint and the sinnerThe librarian and the stripper - The Ugly Truth 00:08
You have to be two people the saint and the sinnerThe...
Now we have to teach you flirting I know how to flirtYou know how to flirtOh my name's Abby and I love reading TolstoyI also love cats gardening and romantic picnicsI don't think soHey babe you wearing any underwearYou know what I wouldn't say that and I - The Ugly Truth 01:00
Now we have to teach you flirting I know how to flirtYou...
Wow you look great Oh thanksYeah I was just doing the dishes - The Ugly Truth 00:07
Wow you look great Oh thanksYeah I was just doing the dishes
Abby wait What nowNo that's good Now make him sufferMake him suffer Suffer - The Ugly Truth 00:10
Abby wait What nowNo that's good Now make him...
Go, Comets. - The Ugly Truth 00:07
Go, Comets.
Okay, I have a visual. - The Ugly Truth 00:38
Okay, I have a visual.
- Where? - There. - The Ugly Truth 00:07
- Where? - There.
Okay, I got you. - The Ugly Truth 00:31
Okay, I got you.
I'm used to women I can figure out in five secondsBut I can't do that with youHe's an idiot I figured you out in twoNow tell him good night and stick your tits outWe're gonna give this one last shot Well good night then - The Ugly Truth 00:17
I'm used to women I can figure out in five secondsBut I...
That definitely made up for my wet crotch. - The Ugly Truth 00:19
That definitely made up for my wet crotch.
You did it! - The Ugly Truth 00:29
You did it!
He's such a great guy right Yeah he's dreamyYeah And he fits all 10 of the criteria on my checklistThough weren't items one through ninesomething to do with him pretty much being gay - The Ugly Truth 00:13
He's such a great guy right Yeah he's dreamyYeah...
What is this? - The Ugly Truth 00:10
What is this?
What is this? - The Ugly Truth 00:10
What is this?
He said he was running late. - The Ugly Truth 00:07
He said he was running late.
- Hey, hey, the gang's all here. - The Ugly Truth 00:29
- Hey, hey, the gang's all here.