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Now we have to teach you flirting I know how to flirtYou know how to flirtOh my name's Abby and I love reading TolstoyI also love cats gardening and romantic picnicsI don't think soHey babe you

I knew it. Okay, no teaching the teacher

The Ugly Truth • 2009

Mike Chadway:
Now, we have to teach you flirting.Abby Richter:I know how to flirt.Mike Chadway:You know how to flirt. "Oh, my name's Abby and I love reading Tolstoy. I also love cats, gardening, and romantic picnics." I don't think so.Abby Richter: Hey baby, you wearing any underwear?Mike Chadway:Hey, you know what? I wouldn't say that, and I wouldn't grab ass.Abby Richter: What's wrong with a little ass grabbing, I mean what's it there for if not for me to grab it?Abby Richter:You're just a set of orifices, and a pair of tee-ta's.Mike Chadway:And you are a deeply, deeply disturbed person.Abby Richter: Hmm, maybe I'm just a really good student.Mike Chadway:Would you stop doing that?Abby Richter:Doing what?Mike Chadway:Running your finger down... there... over me.Abby Richter:Why, is it turning you on?Mike Chadway: Maybe.Abby Richter: It's weird, I think I kinda like it.Mike Chadway:Really?Abby Richter: Sucker.Mike Chadway: I knew it. Okay, no teaching the teacher

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Now we have to teach you flirting I know how to flirt

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You know how to flirt

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Oh my name's Abby and I love reading Tolstoy

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I also love cats gardening and romantic picnics

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I don't think so

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Hey babe you wearing any underwear

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You know what I wouldn't say that and I wouldn't grab ass

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What's wrong with a little ass grabbing

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I mean what's it there for if for not me to grab it

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You're just a set of orifices and a pair of teetahs

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And you are a deeply deeply disturbed person

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Maybe I'm just a really good student

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Would you stop doing that Doing what

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Running your finger down there Over me

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Why Is it turning you on

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Maybe

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It's weird I think I kind of like it

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Really

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Sucker Oh I knew it

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Okay no teaching the teacher Come on

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الآن يجب أن أعلمك كيف تقومين بالإغراء أعرف كيف أقوم بالإغراء

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تعرفين كيف تقومين بذلك

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إسمي آبي و أنا أحب قراءة القصة كما أحب القطط و النزهات الخليوية لا أعتقد ذلك

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مرحبا عزيزي هل ترتدي سروالك الداخلي أتعلمين لم اكن لاقول هذا ولن أمسك المؤخرة هكذا

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ما الخطأ في الإمساك بالمؤخرة ما الإختلاف إذا لم أمسك بها أنت حقا إنسانة مضطربة للغاية

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أنت فقط تلميذ جيد

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هلا توقفت عن فعل هذا فعل ماذا

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تحريك أصابعك في الأسفل

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لماذا هل أثيرك

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ربما

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الغريب أني أعتقد أن الأمر يعجبني

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حقا

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فاشل

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لقد كنت أعلم لا تعليم للمدرس

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من بالباب أنا كولن

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Apprends à allumer

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Je sais allumer

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Tu sais allumer

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Je m'appelle Abby et j'aime Tolstoï

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les chats le jardinage les pique niques romantiques

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Pas top

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Bibiche t'as une culotte

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J'éviterais ça et la tape sur le cul

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Pas de tape sur le cul

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Il est là pour que je le tape non

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T'es un jeu de trous et deux nénés

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Et toi tu es un être profondément perturbé

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Ou simplement une très bonne élève

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Arrête de faire ça Quoi

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De promener ton doigt par là Tout partout

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Pourquoi Ça t'excite

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Possible

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Bizarre ça ne me déplaît pas

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Je t'ai eu Je le savais

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Pas de cours au prof

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ACUM TREBUIE SA INVETI CUM SA FLIRTEZI STIU CUM SA FLIRTEZ

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STII CUM SA FLIRTEZI

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MA CHEAMA ABBY SI MI PLACE SA CITESC TOLSTOI

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IMI MAI PLAC PISICILE GRADINARITUL SI PICNICURILE ROMANTICE NU PREA CRED

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BUNA SCUMPULE AI LENJERIE INTIMA PE TINE

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STII CE N AS SPUNE ASTA SI N AS PIPAI FUNDUL

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CE I RAU INTR O PIPAIRE A FUNDULUI

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VREAU SA SPUN PENTRU CE I ACOLO DACA NU CA SA L PIPAI EU

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ESTI DOAR UN SET DE ORIFICII SI O PERECHE DE SANI

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IAR TU ESTI O PERSOANA CU PROBLEME GRAVE GRAVE DE COMPORTAMENT

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POATE CA SUNT DOAR O ELEVA BUNA

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VREI SA INCETEZI ASTA CE ANUME

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SA NU TI MAI PLIMBI DEGETUL PE MINE PANA ACOLO JOS

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DE CE TE EXCITA

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POATE

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E CIUDAT CRED CA MI PLACE

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SERIOS FRAIERE

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ERAM SIGUR NU L INVETI PE PROFESOR HAIDE

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Sekarang kau harus belajar menggoda Aku tahu bagaimana menggoda

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Kau tahu bagaimana menggoda

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Oh namaku Abby dan aku suka baca Tolstoy

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Aku juga suka kucing berkebun dan piknik yang romantis

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Kurasa tidak

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Hei sayang kau memakai pakaian dalam

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Kau tahu Aku takkan mengatakan itu dan aku takkan memegang bokong

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Apa yang salah dengan sedikit memegang bokong

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Maksudku untuk apa itu jika bukan untuk kupegang

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Kau punya satu set lubang dan sepasang dada

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Dan kau sungguh orang yang sangat terganggu

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Mungkin aku cuma murid yang pintar

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Bisa kau berhenti lakukan itu Melakukan apa

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Merabaku dengan jarimu

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Kenapa Apa ada yang bangun

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Mungkin

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Ini aneh kurasa aku menyukainya

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Sungguh

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Tolol Oh sudah kuduga

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Oke jangan mengajari guru Ayo

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ТАк Теперь искусство флирта Но я умею

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Да уж умеешь

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Ой меня зовут Эби я люблю Толстого

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еще люблю кошек грядки и пикник на природе

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Не катит

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Эй малыш ты носишь белье

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Вообще я бы не спросил так и не хватал за задницу

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И чем плохо помять попку Хрен ли мне проку если нельзя пощупать

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У тебя есть дырочки да еще пара сисек

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В тебе сейчас проснулась похотливая сучка

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Я способная ученица

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Может хватит а Что не так

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Хватит водить пальчиком куда не надо

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по мне А что тебя это заводит

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Может быть

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И мне это нравится

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Правда

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Размечтался Так и знал Слушай

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Не учи ученого Ну хватит

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стук в дверь

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Te vamos a enseñar a coquetear

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Yo sé coquetear

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Sabes coquetear

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Me llamo Abby y me encanta leer a Tolstoi

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También adoro a los gatos la jardinería y las comidas de campo No

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Hola nene traes ropa interior

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Yo no diría eso y no le agarraría el culo

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Qué tiene de malo agarrar el culo

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Para qué está ahí si no para agarrarlo

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Sólo eres un par de orificios y dos tetas

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Y tú eres una persona muy muy trastornada

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Quizá sólo sea una muy buena alumna

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Quieres dejar de hacer eso Qué

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Pasar el dedo allá abajo Allí Sobre mí

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Por qué Te estás excitando

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Quizá

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Qué raro creo que me gusta

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De verdad

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Idiota Lo sabía

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No le des clases al maestro

Available in 7 languages

Duration

60 seconds

Views

1,161

Timestamp in Movie

00:39:46

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

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Movie Summary

An uptight television producer takes control of a morning show segment on modern relationships hosted by a misogynistic man.

Actors

Mike Chadway