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Oh I know I got a great ideaWhy don't we pass the time with you telling mehow much fun you and Colin had having sex in Los AngelesI broke up with Colin in Los Angeles you jackassOn our left you'll see

Beats the shit out of me, but I am

The Ugly Truth • 2009

Mike Chadway:
Oh, I know, I've got a great idea! Why don't we pass the time with you telling me how much *fun* you and Colin had having sex in Los Angeles?Abby Richter:I broke up with Colin in Los Angeles, you jackass!Mike Chadway:What?Abby Richter:Oh, oh yeah, that's got your interest. Well if you think we're going to finish what we started in L. A. you are out of your mind. You lost your chance.Mike Chadway:Oh, c'mon, I never had a chance with you.Abby Richter:You're right. I had a momentary lapse in judgement when I thought you were more than you are, but you aren't. Clearly.Mike Chadway:Oh, yeah? Well what does that mean?Abby Richter: I'm Mike Chadway. I like girls in Jello. I like to fuck like a monkey. Don't fall in love. It's scary.Mike Chadway:Yeah, it is scary. It's terrifying. Especially when I'm in love with a psycho like you.Abby Richter:I am not a psycho!Mike Chadway:I just told you that I loved you and all you heard was "psycho." Well you're the definition of neurotic.Abby Richter:No! The definition of neurotic is a person who suffers from anxiety, obessive thoughts, compulsive acts, and, and physical ailments without any objective evidence of...Mike Chadway:Shut up! Yet again I just told you I'm in love with you and you're standing here giving me a vocabulary lesson.Abby Richter:You're in love with me. Why?Mike Chadway:Beats the shit out of me, but I am

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Oh I know I got a great idea

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Why don't we pass the time with you telling me

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how much fun you and Colin had having sex in Los Angeles

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I broke up with Colin in Los Angeles you jackass

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On our left you'll see the High Sierras

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What Oh yeah That's got your interest

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If you think we're gonna finish what we started

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you're out of your mind You lost your chance

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Oh come on I never had a chance with you

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And to our right here you'll see the lovely Sacramento River

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winding its way through the dichromatic landscape

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Could you please stop talking Thank you

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You're right I had a momentary lapse in judgment

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when I thought you were more than you are but you aren't

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Oh yeah Well what does that mean

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I'm Mike Chadway I like girls in Jell O

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I like to fuck like a monkey Don't fall in love it's scary

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Oh for God's sakes there's the first one

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Yeah it is scary It's terrifying

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Especially when I'm in love with a psycho like you

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I am not a psycho

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Love

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I just told you that I loved you and all you heard was psycho

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You're the definition of neurotic No The definition of neurotic

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is a person who suffers from anxiety obsessive thoughts compulsive acts

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without any objective evidence of Shut up

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Yet again I just told you I'm in love with you

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and you're standing here giving me a vocabulary lesson

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You're in love with me

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Why

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Beats the shit out of me

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but I am

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لدي فكرة رائعة لماذا لا نقضي الوقت بسماع

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قصصك عن الوقت الممتع الذي قضيتيه أنت و كولن أثناء ممارسة الجنس في لوس أنجلس

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لقد قطعت علاقتي مع كولن في لوس أنجلس أيها الأخرق على يساركم سترون

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ماذا

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هذا ما نال اهتمامك إن كنت تفكر في إنهاء ما بدأناه فأنت مجنون

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لقد خسرت فرصتك

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بحقك لم أنل فرصة معك قط

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و هنا سترون نهر ساكرمنتو الرائع

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يشق طريقه خلال المناظر الخلابة

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هلا توقفت عن الحديث شكرا

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أنت على حق لقد أخطأت الحكم في لحظة ظننت فيها

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أنك أكثر مما يبدو عليك و لكنك لم تكن

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حقا و ماذا يعني هذا

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أنا مايك شادواي أحب الفتيات في الهلام و أضاجع كقرد

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لا تقع في الحب إنه مخيف

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بحق السماء هذه أول واحدة

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نعم إنه مخيف إنه مرعب

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خاصة عندما أحب معتوهة مثلك

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لست معتوهة

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أمي

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لقد أخبرتك للتو أني أحبك و كل ما سمعت هو معتوهة

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أنت تعريف للعصبية

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لا تعريف العصبية هو شخص يعاني من القلق أو الأفكار المهووسة أو الأفعال القهرية

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و أمراض جسدية بدون أي أدلة موضوعية

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اخرسي

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لقد أخبرتك مجددا أني أحبك و أنت واقفة هنا تعطيني درسا في الكلمات

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أنت تحبني

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لماذا

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ليس لدي أدنى فكرة

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و لكني أحبك

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J'ai une super idée

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Pour passer le temps

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raconte comment tu t'es éclatée au lit avec Colin

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J'ai rompu avec Colin crétin

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À notre gauche la High Sierra

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Ça t'intéresse

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N'espère pas remettre ça Tu as laissé passer ta chance

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J'ai jamais eu une chance avec toi

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À notre droite

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la jolie rivière Sacramento serpentant dans le paysage dichromatique

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Vous pouvez vous taire

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Tu as raison J'ai eu un moment d'absence

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Je t'ai cru mieux que tu n'es Mais non

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Explique toi

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J'aime les filles en gelée je baise comme un singe

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Tombez pas amoureux ça fait peur

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Au secours Voilà le premier

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Ça fait peur C'est terrifiant

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Surtout si j'aime une barge comme toi

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Je ne suis pas barge

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J'aime

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Je te dis je t'aime et tu retiens barge

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Tu es la névrose incarnée

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Qui dit névrose dit angoisse obsessions

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conduite compulsive malaises n'ayant

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La ferme

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Je te redis que je t'aime

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et tu me sors un cours de vocabulaire

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Tu m'aimes

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Pourquoi

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J'en sais foutre rien

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Mais je t'aime

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AM CREZUT CA S AR PUTEA SA FII MAI MULT DECAT CEEA CE ESTI DAR NU ESTI

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CU SIGURANTA DA CE INSEAMNA ASTA

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SUNT MIKE CHADWAY IMI PLAC FETELE IN JELEU IMI PLACE S O TRAG CA O MAIMUTA

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NU TE INDRAGOSTI E 'INFRICOSATOR'

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PENTRU NUMELE LUI DUMNEZEU ASTA E PRIMA

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DA ESTE INFRICOSATOR E INGROZITOR

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MAI ALES CAND SUNT INDRAGOSTIT DE O PSIHOPATA CA TINE

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NU SUNT O PSIHOPATA

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INDRAGOSTIT

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TOCMAI TI AM SPUS CA TE IUBESC SI TOT CE AI AUZIT A FOST PSIHOPATA

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ESTI INTRUCHIPAREA NEVROZEI

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UN NEVROTIC E O PERSOANA CARE SUFERA DE ANXIETATE GANDURI OBSESIVE

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FAPTE COMPULSIVE SI DURERI FIZICE FARA SA DEA DOVADA DE O BOALA

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TACI

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INCA O DATA TOCMAI TI AM SPUS CA SUNT INDRAGOSTIT DE TINE

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IAR TU STAI AICI DANDU MI O LECTIE DE VOCABULAR

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ESTI INDRAGOSTIT DE MINE DE CE

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N AM ABSOLUT NICIO IDEE DAR SUNT

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MIKE

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ESTI INCREDIBIL

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SUNT ESTI UN ZEU

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SERIOS DUMNEZEULE

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Oh aku tahu Aku ada ide

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Kenapa tidak kita lewatkan waktu dengan kau ceritakan padaku

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betapa gembiranya kau dan Colin bercinta di Los Angeles

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Aku putus dengan Colin di Los Angeles brengsek

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Di bagian kiri kalian akan melihat High Sierras

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Apa Oh ya Itu membuatmu tertarik

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Jika kau pikir kita akan selesaikan apa yang kita mulai

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kau sudah gila Kesempatanmu sudah hilang

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Oh ayolah Aku tak pernah punya kesempatan denganmu

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Dan di sisi kanan kalian akan lihat sungai Sacramento yang indah

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yang berliuk sampai ke dichromatic landscape

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Bisa kau berhenti bicara Terima kasih

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Kau benar Sesaat aku merasa kehilangan

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saat kupikir kau lebih dari dirimu sekarang tapi tidak

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Oh ya Apa maksudmu

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Aku Mike Chadway Aku suka gadis Jell O

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Aku suka bercinta seperti kera Jangan jatuh cinta itu menakutkan

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Oh Tuhan itu yang pertama

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Ya itu menakutkan Itu mengerikan

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Khususnya saat aku jatuh cinta pada orang sakit jiwa sepertimu

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Aku tidak sakit jiwa

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Cinta

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Aku baru bilang kalau aku jatuh cinta padamu tapi yang kau dengar sakit jiwa

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Kau penderita sakit saraf Tidak Definisi sakit saraf

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adalah orang yang menderita kegelisahan pemikiran terasuki tingkah memaksa

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tanpa ada bukti yang Diam

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Dan lagi aku baru katakan kalau aku jatuh cinta padamu

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dan kau berdiri disini memberikan pelajaran perbendaharaan kata

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Kau jatuh cinta padaku

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Kenapa

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Karena mengacaukan hidupku

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tapi aku mencintaimu

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О я знаю Отличная идея

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Давай скоротаем время рассказом

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о твоем бурном сексе с Колином в Лос Анжелесе

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В Лос Анжелесе я рассталась с Колином придурок

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А слева открываются вершины Сьерра Невада

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Что Ну да уже сделал стойку

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Если думаешь что будет продолжение то ты ненормальный

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Ты упустил свой шанс

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А да брось С тобой у меня шансов не было

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А справа вот здесь вы видите реку Сакраменто Она

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Может быть хватит Спасибо Ты прав

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На меня нашло минутное помутнение Я подумала что ты глубже чем кажешься

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Но нет Ах так И чем я мелок

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Я Майк Чедвей я люблю девиц в клубничке

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Я привык трахаться как мартышки Не влюбляйтесь это страшно

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О Боже сейчас мат пойдет

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Да Очень страшно Да дело дрянь

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Особенно если влюбился в такую истеричку

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Я вовсе не истеричка

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Влюбился

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Я сказал тебе что люблю а ты слышишь лишь что истеричка

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У тебя все симптомы шизофрении

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Нет Симптомы шизофрении это нелогичные действия чувство тревоги

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навязчивые мысли и различные психосоматические расстройства

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Возникают Заткнись

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Вот опять Я сказал что люблю тебя

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а ты цитируешь статью из медицинского словаря

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Ты любишь меня

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За что

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Это необъяснимо

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Но факт

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Oh ya sé Tengo una idea genial

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Para matar tiempo por qué no me cuentas

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cuánto se divirtieron tú y Colin teniendo sexo en Los Ángeles

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Rompí con Colin en Los Ángeles idiota

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A su izquierda verán las Sierras Altas

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Eso despertó tu interés

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Si crees que vamos a terminar lo que empezamos estás fuera de tus cabales

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Perdiste tu oportunidad

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Oh vamos nunca tuve una posibilidad contigo

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Y a la derecha aquí verán el hermoso río Sacramento

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serpenteando por este paisaje dicromático

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Puede dejar de hablar por favor Gracias

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Tienes razón Cometí un pequeño error de criterio

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cuando pensé que eras más de lo claramente eres

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Oh sí Y qué significa eso

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Yo soy Mike Chadway Me gustan las chicas dentro de la gelatina

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Me gusta cojer como los monos No te enamores Es aterrador

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Por el amor de Dios ahí está la primera

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Sí dá miedo Es aterrador

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Especialmente cuando estoy enamorado de una sicótica como tú

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No soy una sicótica

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Enamorado

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Te dije que te amo y todo lo que escuchaste fué sicótica

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Eres la definición de la neurosis

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No la definición de neurótica es una persona que sufre de ansiedad

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pensamientos obsesivos actos compulsivos y enfermedades físicas sin evidencia

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Cállate

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Acabo otra vez te decirte que te amo y me das una clase sobre definiciones

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Estás enamorado de mí

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Por qué

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No tengo puta idea

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Pero lo estoy

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Duration

103 seconds

Views

1,157

Timestamp in Movie

01:28:49

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

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Movie Summary

An uptight television producer takes control of a morning show segment on modern relationships hosted by a misogynistic man.

Actors

Mike Chadway