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Rule number four never talk about your problemsbecause men don't really listen or careSome men care No some men pretend to careWhen we ask you how you're doing it's guy code forLet me stick my dick in

Oh, I don't assume. I know

The Ugly Truth • 2009

Mike Chadway:
Rule #4: Never talk about your problems 'cause men don't really listen or care.Abby Richter:Some men care!Mike Chadway:No, Some men pretend to care. When we ask how you're doing, it's just guy code for "let me stick my dick in your ass".Abby Richter:OOH!Mike Chadway:Oh, I know you think Colin is above it all, but trust me, he's a guy. If he's even remotely into you he's probably thought about each one of your orifices at least ten times.Abby Richter:I love how you assume all men are perverse as you are!Mike Chadway:Oh, I don't assume. I know

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Rule number four never talk about your problems

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because men don't really listen or care

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Some men care No some men pretend to care

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When we ask you how you're doing it's guy code for

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Let me stick my dick in your ass

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Oh I know you think Colin is above it all but trust me he's a guy

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If he's even remotely into you

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he's probably thought about your orifices at least 10 times

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I love how you assume all men are as perverse as you are

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Oh I don't assume I know

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القاعدة رقم 4 لا تتحدثي عن مشاكلك الرجال عادة لا يبالون بها

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بعضهم يهتمون لا بعضهم يدعون أنهم يهتمون

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إذا سألك عن أحوالك فكل ما يريده أن يقيم علاقة معك

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أعلم أنك تعتقدين كولن مؤدب لكن ثقي بي إنه رجل

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إنه شاب في النهاية من المحتمل أن يكون قد فكر في مضاجعتك حوالي 10 مرات

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أحب كيف تكون واثقا من إفتراضاتك أنا لا أفترض أنا عرف هذا

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Règle n 4

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Zappe tes problèmes Les hommes s'en tapent

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Pas tous

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Certains font semblant

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Ça va c'est notre langage codé pour Laisse moi t'enculer

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Tu crois Colin au dessus de ça mais c'est un mec

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Si tu le branches

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il a pensé à tous tes orifices au moins 10 fois

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Tu les crois tous aussi pervers que toi

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Je crois pas

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Je sais

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REGULA NR 4 NICIODATA SA NU VORBESTI DESPRE PROBLEMELE TALE

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PENTRU CA BARBATII NU ASCULTA SAU LE PASA CU ADEVARAT

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UNORA LE PASA

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NU UNII BARBATI INCEARCA SA LE PESE

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CAND TE INTREABA CE MAI FACI E DOAR LIMBAJUL CODAT AL BARBATILOR PENTRU

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LASA MA SA MI O BAG IN FUNDUL TAU

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STIU CA TI SE PARE CA COLIN E MAI PRESUS DE TOATE ASTEA DAR CREDE MA E BARBAT

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DACA TE PLACE MACAR PUTIN

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PROBABIL CA S A GANDIT LA FIECARE DIN ORIFICIILE TALE DE CEL PUTIN 10 ORI

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IMI PLACE CUM PRESUPUI CA TOTI BARBATII SUNT LA FEL DE PERVERSI CA TINE

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NU PRESUPUN STIU

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Aturan ke empat jangan pernah bicarakan masalahmu

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karena pria tidak sungguh mendengarkan dan peduli

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Sebagian peduli Tidak sebagian pura pura peduli

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Saat kami bertanya apa kabar itu kode bagi pria untuk

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Biar ku masukan penisku di bokongmu

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Oh aku tahu kau berpikir Colin tak seperti itu tapi percayalah dia juga pria

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Walaupun dia jatuh cinta padamu

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dia pastinya memikirkan bibirmu paling kurang 10 kali

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Aku suka bagaimana kau menganggap semua pria sejahat dirimu

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Oh aku tak menyimpulkannya Aku tahu

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Правило четвертое не говори о своих проблемах

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Мужчины не слушают Им наплевать

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Не всем

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Нет это только наигрыш

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Если он спрашивает как у тебя дела значит хочет тебе присунуть

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Ну ты думаешь Колин не такой но поверь мне он мужик

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Если ты ему хоть немножко нравишься

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он мысленно раз десять поимел тебя во всех позах

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С чего ты решил что все мужики развратники и извращенцы

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Я не решил

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Я знаю

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Не спеши

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Regla número 4

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Nunca hables de tus problemas A los hombres no les importa

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A algunos hombres les importa

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No algunos fingen que les importan

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Cuando te preguntan Cómo estás

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quieren decir Déjame meterte mi pija en el culo

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Crees que Colin está por encima de todo pero créeme es un hombre

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Si le interesas remotamente

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ya ha de haber pensado en cada uno de tus orificios al mínimo 10 veces

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Me encanta cómo supones que todos son tan perversos como tú

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Yo no supongo nada

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Yo lo sé

Available in 7 languages

Duration

30 seconds

Views

650

Timestamp in Movie

00:38:07

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

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Movie Summary

An uptight television producer takes control of a morning show segment on modern relationships hosted by a misogynistic man.

Actors

Mike Chadway

Abby

Katherine Heigl