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I'm sorrybut Jack Magnum will no longer be able to do The Ugly TruthWhich should really come as no surprisebecause men are completely unreliableWhat is she doingYes Yes Harold Yes Yes I know We're

This coming from a man who's never made a gesture other than this one

The Ugly Truth • 2009

Abby Richter:I'm sorry, but Jack Magnun will no longer be able to do 'The Ugly Truth', which should really come as no surprise because men are completely unreliable. Take Mike Chadway, for instance. He up and quit the show, without so much as a word. You think you know what men are going to do. You think you know what men want to do, but when it comes right down to that moment where they need to step up and, I don't know, make a move - they chicken out.Mike:Oh! I am all over this.Abby Richter:The big strong brave men, That we've all been reading about in novels and watching in movies since we've been nine years old, - -that's a fallacy. They don't exist. Men are not strong. Men are not brave. Men, are afraid. Even if they have a moment in a hotel elevator and it's totally romantic and full of potential, men are incapable of copping to it because, why? Men are weak.Mike:Let me tell you something about women. Women would have us believe that they are the victims; That we break their hearts for sport. That's crap. They say they want romance, They say they want true love, but all they want is a check list. Is he perfect? Is he handsome? Is he a doctor? For you men who fit the criteria, don't kid yourselves. Cuz they're not sleeping with you, they're sleeping with a carefully calculated set of venal choices. Money over substance, looks over soul, polished over principles. No gesture, no matter how real or romantic will ever compensate for a really impressive list of credentials.Abby Richter:This coming from a man who's never made a gesture other than this one

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I'm sorry

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but Jack Magnum will no longer be able to do The Ugly Truth

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Which should really come as no surprise

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because men are completely unreliable

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What is she doing

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Yes Yes Harold Yes Yes I know We're fixing it

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Take Mike Chadway for instance

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He up and quit the show without so much as a word

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You think you know what men are gonna do you think you know

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what men want to do

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But when it comes down to that moment

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where they actually need to step up and I don't know make a move

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they chicken out

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I am all over this Where are you going

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We're live in two It's going great isn't it

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The big strong brave men that we've all been reading about

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in novels and watching in movies since we were 9 years old

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that's a fallacy They don't exist

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Men are not strong Men are not brave

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Men are afraid

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It's all part of the show It's an Andy Kaufman thing we're doing

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Even if they have a moment in a hotel elevator

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and it's totally romantic and full of potential

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men are incapable of copping to it

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Because why

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Men are weak

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Let me tell you something about women

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Hey Woman would have us believe

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that they are the victims That we break their hearts for sport

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I thought he quit That's crap

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See I told you we'd get him back

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They say they want true love but all they want is a checklist

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Is he perfect Is he handsome Is he a doctor

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For you men who fit the criteria

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don't kid yourselves they're not sleeping with you

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They're sleeping with a carefully calculated set of venal choices

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Money over substance looks over soul

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Polish over principles

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No gesture no matter how real or romantic

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will ever compensate for a really impressive list of credentials

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This coming from a man who's never made a gesture

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other than this one

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أنا آسفة

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و لكن جاك ماجنم لن يستطيع تقديم برنامج الحقيقة المرة بعد الآن

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و ليست هذه مفاجأة لأن الرجال لا يمكن الاعتماد عليهم أبدا

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ماذا تفعل

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نعم يا هارولد

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نعم أعرف إننا نصلح الأمر

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خذوا مايك شادواي على سبيل المثال

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لقد ترك البرنامج بدون كلمة حتى

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قد تعتقدين أنك تعرفين ما سيفعل الرجال ما قد يريدون فعله

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و لكن عندما تأتي تلك اللحظة التي يجب عليهم فيها أن ينهضوا و

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و يقومون بالتحرك يصابون بالجبن

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لقد تجاوزت هذا أين أنت ذاهب سنبدأ بعد دقيقتين

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إنه يجري بشكل رائع أليس كذلك

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الرجال الكبار الأقوياء الذين نقرأ عنهم

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في القصص المصورة و نراهم في الأفلام منذ كنا في التاسعة

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هذا زيف إنهم غير موجودين

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الرجال ليسوا أقوياء الرجل ليسوا شجعان الرجال خائفون

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إنه جزء من العرض شئ شبيه بآندي كوفمان

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حتى و إن كان لديهم لحظة في مصعد بفندق و

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و كانت رومانسية جدا و مليئة بالاحتمالات

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الرجال غير قادرون على الالتزام بها

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لأنهم لماذا أنهم ضعفاء

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دعني أخبرك شيئا عن النساء

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النساء يجعلوننا نعتقد أنهم الضحايا أننا نفطر قلوبهم كرياضة

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أرأيت أخبرتك أنه سيعود

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يقولون أنهم يريدون الحب الحقيقي لكن كل ما يريدونه هو قائمة برغباتهم

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هل هو كامل هل هو وسيم هل هو طبيب

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و أنتم يا من تنطبق عليكم المواصفات لا تفرحون فهم لا ينامون معكم

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إنهم ينامون مع مجموعة محسوبة جيدا من الاختيارات

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المال فوق المادة المظهر فوق الروح المصلحة فوق المبادئ

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لا توجد مبادرة مهما كانت حقيقية أو رومانسية

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يمكنها أن تعوض عن قائمة مبهرة من المميزات

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و هذا آت من رجل لم يقوم بأي مبادرة غير هذه

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إذا المصعد لم يكن مبادرة

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Désolée

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mais Jack Magnum quitte L'Abominable Vérité

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Pas étonnant

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Les hommes sont tout sauf fiables

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Qu'est ce qu'elle fait

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Oui Harold

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Je sais On arrange ça

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Prenez Mike Chadway

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Il a filé à l'anglaise sans un mot

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On croit savoir ce que les hommes vont ou veulent faire

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Mais au moment de franchir le pas

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de passer à l'action ils se déballonnent

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Elle va me trouver

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Où tu vas Ça va être à nous

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Super non

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Les hommes forts et courageux

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qu'on trouve dans les romans et les films depuis nos 9 ans

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Une illusion Ça n'existe pas

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Les hommes ne sont pas forts ni courageux

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Les hommes sont peureux

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Ça fait partie de l'émission C'est du 2e degré

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Même si dans l'ascenseur d'un hôtel ils vivent un moment

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follement romantique plein de promesses

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les hommes sont incapables d'assurer

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Pourquoi

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Ils sont faibles

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Je vais vous dire un truc sur les femmes

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Elles veulent faire croire qu'elles sont victimes

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Qu'on leur brise le cœur par plaisir

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Il a pas démissionné

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J'avais dit qu'il reviendrait

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Elles veulent pas le grand amour mais une check list

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Est il parfait est il beau est il médecin

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Si vous êtes tout ça elles couchent pas avec vous

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mais avec des choix intéressés mûrement réfléchis

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L'argent prime sur la personne La façade sur l'âme

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Le vernis sur les principes

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Aucun geste même sincère ou romantique

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ne remplacera une liste impressionnante de références

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C'est vrai pour un homme qui ne connaît que ce geste

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M AM SATURAT PANA PESTE CAP

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UNDE TE DUCI INTRAM IN DIRECT IN 2 MINUTE

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MERGE DE MINUNE NU

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BARBATII MARI PUTERNICI SI CURAJOSI DESPRE CARE CITEAM IN ROMANE

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SI PE CARE I VEDEM IN FILME LA TELEVIZOR DE CAND AVEAM 9 ANI

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ACEASTA E O ABERATIE NU EXISTA

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BARBATII NU SUNT PUTERNICI BARBATII NU SUNT CURAJOSI

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BARBATII SUNT FRICOSI

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TOTUL FACE PARTE DIN EMISIUNE FACEM UN FEL DE CHESTIE ANDY KAUFMAN

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CHIAR DACA AU UN MOMENT INTR UN LIFT DE HOTEL

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SI E COMPLET ROMANTIC SI PLIN DE POTENTIAL

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BARBATII SUNT COMPLET INCAPABILI SA I FACA FATA

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PENTRU CA DE CE BARBATII SUNT SLABI

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LASATI MA SA VA SPUN CATE CEVA DESPRE FEMEI

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FEMEILE VOR CA NOI SA CREDEM CA SUNT VICTIMELE

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CA LE FRANGEM INIMILE PENTRU SPORT

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AM CREZUT C A RENUNTAT ASTEA S PROSTII

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VEZI BOB TI AM SPUS CA L VOM ADUCE INAPOI

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SPUN CA VOR ROMANTISM

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SPUN CA VOR DRAGOSTE ADEVARATA DAR TOT CE VOR E SA BIFEZE O LISTA

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E PERFECT E CHIPES E UN DOCTOR

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VOI BARBATII CARE VA POTRIVITI CU CRITERIILE NU VA PACALITI SINGURI

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NU SE CULCA CU VOI

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SE CULCA CU UN SET BINE CALCULAT DE ALEGERI JOSNICE

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BANII MAI PRESUS DE CARACTER

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FELUL IN CARE ARATATI MAI PRESUS DE SUFLET

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RAFINAMENTUL MAI PRESUS DE PRINCIPII

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NICIUN GEST ORICAT DE ADEVARAT SAU DE ROMANTIC AR FI

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NU VA FI ACELASI LUCRU CU O LISTA IMPRESIONANTA CU RECOMANDARI

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SPUNE UN OM CARE NICIODATA N A FACUT UN GEST IN AFARA DE ACESTA

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DECI IN LIFT N A FOST NICIUN GEST IN LIFT A FOST UN MOMENT DE PASIUNE

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URMAT DE UN MOMENT DE PANICA DIN PARTEA TA APARENT

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PANICA AM VENIT IN CAMERA TA DA SI DUPA ASTA AI FUGIT

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ACEEA N A FOST PANICA SCUMPO

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A FOST O LIPSA DE DORINTA DE A CONCURA CU

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LISTA DE BIFAT IN CARNE SI OASE CARE ERA IN PATUL TAU

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AR TREBUI SA MI MULTUMESTI AVEM 10 SECUNDE

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SUNTETI PREGATITI SA ZBURAM DEASUPRA TUTUROR

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ASTA E OAMENI BUNI ACESTA E ADEVARUL GOL GOLUT

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O FATA IN CALDURI DUPA DOI TIPI

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INTOTDEAUNA IL VA ALEGE PE CEL CU CV UL CEL MAI BUN

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ASTEA SUNT PROSTII

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SI TAIAT

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Maaf

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tapi Jack Magnum takkan lagi menjadi host dari The Ugly Truth

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Sungguh bukan suatu hal yang mengagetkan

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karena pria sungguh tak dapat dipercaya

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Apa yang dia lakukan

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Ya Ya Harold Ya Ya aku tahu Kita sedang perbaiki itu

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Mike Chadway contohnya

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Dia pergi dan keluar dari acara ini tanpa mengatakan alasannya

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Menurutmu kau tahu apa yang akan dilakukan oleh pria kau pikir kau tahu

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apa yang ingin dilakukan pria

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Tapi disaat datang saatnya

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dimana saatnya mereka siap untuk melangkah ke jenjang selanjutnya

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mereka ketakutan

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Sudah cukup Kau mau kemana

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Kita siaran langsung 2 menit lagi Ini semakin hebat bukan

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Pria yang besar kuat dan berani yang kita baca dalam

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novel dan kita saksikan di film sejak kita berumur 9 tahun

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itu keliru Mereka tidak ada

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Pria itu tidaklah kuat Pria itu tidak berani

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Pria itu penakut

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Itu bagian dari acara Itu ide Andy Kaufman yang dijalankan

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Bahkan jika mereka punya momen di lift hotel

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dan saat itu sangatlah romantis dan sangat potensial

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para pria tak mampu mengambil kesempatan itu

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Karena kenapa

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Pria itu lemah

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Biar ku katakan sesuatu mengenai wanita

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Hei Wanita selalu berusaha meyakinkan

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kalau mereka adalah korban Kalau kita mematahkan hati mereka untuk senang senang

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Ku pikir dia sudah keluar Omong kosong

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Lihat Sudah ku katakan dia akan kembali

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Mereka bilang ingin cinta sejati tapi yang mereka butuhkan adalah daftar kriteria

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Apakah dia sempurna Apakah dia tampan Apakah dia seorang dokter

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Bagi anda yang cocok dengan kriteria itu

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jangan berharap banyak mereka takkan tidur denganmu

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Mereka tidur dengan pilihan yang sudah dihitung dengan hati hati

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Uang diatas substansi penampilan diatas jiwa

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Kilau diatas prinsip

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Tak ada sikap seberapapun nyata atau romantisnya

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takkan mengimbangi dari kesan dari daftar kriteria

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Ini datang dari pria yang tak punya sikap

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kecuali yang ini

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Извините но Джек Магнум больше не сможет вести Голую правду

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Это не должно вас удивлять поскольку мужчинам абсолютно нельзя доверять

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Куда она лезет

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Да да Гарольд Да знаю принимаю меры

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Взять хотя бы Майка Чедвея он покинул шоу даже не предупредив

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Вам кажется вы знаете как поступит мужчина чего он хочет

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Но когда приходит момент действовать и сделать решительный шаг

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Мужики прямиком в кусты

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О сейчас я тебе покажу

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Куда ты Эфир через две минуты

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Отличный ход да

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Где эти крутые смелые парни про которых пишут столько романов

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Которых мы постоянно видим в кино

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Это фикция На Земле их нет

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Мужики не мужики Это я вам говорю

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Они трусы

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Это всё часть сценария псевдоимпровизация а ля Энди Кауфманн

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Если назревает момент например в лифте отеля

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Момент романтический многообещающий

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То мужики не на высоте оказываются

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Поскольку увы Все просто слабаки

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Дай ка я кое что скажу о женщинах

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Женщины внушают нам что они жертвы

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Что мы разбиваем им сердца потехи ради

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Я думал он ушел

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Видишь я же говорил мы его вернем

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Что ждут большой любви

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На самом деле у них есть списочек Он высокий он красивый а он доктор

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Те кто отвечают требованиям пусть не радуются

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Женщины спят не с вами

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Они спят с тщательно просчитанным набором нужных показателей

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Деньги главное Фигура важнее души

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Манеры весомее принципов

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И порыв какой бы он ни был искренний

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никогда не заменит внушительный список важных достоинств

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Это говорит человек у которого нет ни одного искреннего порыва кроме

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Disculpen pero Jack Magnum ya no protagonizará La Cruda Verdad

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Lo cual no debe ser sorpresa porque los hombresno son de fiar

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Qué está haciendo

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Sí Sí Harold Sí

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Sí lo estamos arreglando

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Tomen a Mike Chadway por ejemplo

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Se fué del programa sin avisar a nadie

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Crees que sabes lo que van a hacer los hombres o lo que quieren hacer

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Pero cuando llega el momento decisivo cuando tienen que lanzarse y hacer algo

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huyen espantados

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Yo no me voy a dejar

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A dónde vas Salimos en 2 minutos Está saliendo genial no

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Los hombres grandes fuertes valientes de los que leemos en novelas

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y vemos en películas desde que tenemos 9 años

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Ellos son una falacia no existen

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Los hombres no son fuertes Los hombres no son valientes

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Los hombres son miedosos

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Es parte del programa Es algo a lo Andy Kaufman

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Aún si experimentan un momento

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en un ascensor de hotel

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y es muy romántico y con mucho potencial

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los hombres no lo pueden reconocer

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Por qué

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Porque los hombres son débiles

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Déjenme decirles algo de las mujeres

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Las mujeres quieren que creamos que son víctimas

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Que nos encanta partirles el corazón

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Pensé que se había ido

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Te dije que lo íbamos a recuperar

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Dicen que quieren amor de verdad

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Pero todo lo que quieren es que cumpla con su lista

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Es perfecto es guapo es doctor

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Si tú hombre cumples con esos requisitos

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no te ilusiones pues no se están acostando contigo

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Se están acostando con una cuidadosamente calculada

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serie de elecciones vanales

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Valorando dinero más que carácter

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aparicencia más que alma

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caballerosidad más que principios

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Ningún gesto tuyo por más que sea real o romántico

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valdrá más que una lista impresionante de credenciales

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Eso lo dice un hombre que nunca hizo otro gesto que no fuera éste

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Y lo del ascensor no fué un gesto

Available in 7 languages

Duration

127 seconds

Views

2,412

Timestamp in Movie

01:25:12

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

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Movie Summary

An uptight television producer takes control of a morning show segment on modern relationships hosted by a misogynistic man.

Actors

Abby

Katherine Heigl