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If you weren't so cute, I would slap you
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The Unicorn

If you weren't so cute,I would slap you for saying something so stupid

If you weren't so cute,
I would slap you for saying something so stupid

Full Transcript

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If you weren't so cute, I would slap you
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for saying something so stupid.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:37
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Season
1
Episode
16
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A widower is eager to move on from the most difficult year of his life, only to realize he's utterly unprepared to raise his two daughters on his own and equally unprepared for the dating world where he's suddenly a hot commodity.
S01 • E09 Look at my hot wife. Damn. - The Unicorn 00:05
Look at my hot wife. Damn.
S01 • E15 It's kind of ironic that pirates stole your ship.FORREST: Yeah. - The Unicorn 00:04
It's kind of ironic that pirates stole your ship.FORRES...
S01 • E10 Your friends are way too young to hang out - The Unicorn 00:04
Your friends are way too young to hang out
S01 • E12 That woman has a belly full of stitches, - The Unicorn 00:05
That woman has a belly full of stitches,
S01 • E03 CAROLINE: Once I gave myself permission - The Unicorn 00:10
CAROLINE: Once I gave myself permission
S01 • E17 [door closes] - The Unicorn 00:06
[door closes]
S01 • E07 No. No, I'm-I'm not, - The Unicorn 00:05
No. No, I'm-I'm not,
S01 • E06 [sighs] - The Unicorn 00:11
[sighs]
S01 • E08 That would be great.Actually, I already made a pot. - The Unicorn 00:04
That would be great.Actually, I already made a pot.
S01 • E13 FORREST: Yeah, yeah, and there was a, - The Unicorn 00:06
FORREST: Yeah, yeah, and there was a,
S01 • E05 And I knew folks treated me differently after Jill died, - The Unicorn 00:04
And I knew folks treated me differently after Jill died,
S01 • E15 But all brilliant puns aside, this will not stand. - The Unicorn 00:05
But all brilliant puns aside, this will not stand.
S01 • E12 So you need to man up and braid this little girl's hair. - The Unicorn 00:05
So you need to man up and braid this little girl's hair...
S01 • E07 It's just, I've-- I'm-- - The Unicorn 00:06
It's just, I've-- I'm--
S01 • E18 No, but sometimes - The Unicorn 00:04
No, but sometimes
S01 • E09 Hey, why don't you go pour yourself a drink - The Unicorn 00:04
Hey, why don't you go pour yourself a drink
S01 • E05 Hey, uh, Natalie, do your teachers - The Unicorn 00:05
Hey, uh, Natalie, do your teachers
S01 • E12 Yes, ma'am.Okay, I'm gonna go do - The Unicorn 00:05
Yes, ma'am.Okay, I'm gonna go do
S01 • E14 Yeah, my greatest strength - The Unicorn 00:06
Yeah, my greatest strength
S01 • E08 That's coffee. And you're pouring it out anyway. Okay. - The Unicorn 00:06
That's coffee. And you're pouring it out anyway. O...