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Jordyn is stupid, parties are stupid
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The Unicorn

Jordyn is stupid,parties are stupid, and lasers are stupid

Jordyn is stupid,
parties are stupid, and lasers are stupid

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Jordyn is stupid, parties are stupid,
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and lasers are stupid.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:14
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Season
1
Episode
15
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A widower is eager to move on from the most difficult year of his life, only to realize he's utterly unprepared to raise his two daughters on his own and equally unprepared for the dating world where he's suddenly a hot commodity.
S01 • E17 It does.Oh, okay. I mean, I'm just guessing here, - The Unicorn 00:10
It does.Oh, okay. I mean, I'm just guessing here,
S01 • E10 It's been a while. I mean, my last show - The Unicorn 00:07
It's been a while. I mean, my last show
S01 • E13 Right, but I will be honest and tell you it's no picnic. - The Unicorn 00:04
Right, but I will be honest and tell you it's no picnic...
S01 • E12 Nothing. Please, you guys - The Unicorn 00:04
Nothing. Please, you guys
S01 • E07 Okay.If this plane were to go down, - The Unicorn 00:05
Okay.If this plane were to go down,
S01 • E14 [breathing heavily] - The Unicorn 00:09
[breathing heavily]
S01 • E11 Uh, yeah. Yeah, it's, um, it's the big-big night. - The Unicorn 00:04
Uh, yeah. Yeah, it's, um, it's the big-big night.
S01 • E16 Excuse us.[sighs] - The Unicorn 00:07
Excuse us.[sighs]
S01 • E03 Where... did you learn that thing you did last night? - The Unicorn 00:04
Where... did you learn that thing you did last night?
S01 • E12 It cuts you off. If I were you, - The Unicorn 00:05
It cuts you off. If I were you,
S01 • E18 [chuckles] - The Unicorn 00:06
[chuckles]
S01 • E05 Like, when a kid comes in my office - The Unicorn 00:05
Like, when a kid comes in my office
S01 • E08 "Sweet potato casserole." - The Unicorn 00:09
"Sweet potato casserole."
S01 • E02 [phone vibrating] - The Unicorn 00:06
[phone vibrating]
S01 • E17 Well, she wouldn't be surprised if she ever asked me - The Unicorn 00:04
Well, she wouldn't be surprised if she ever asked me
S01 • E11 Hey. You asking this man if he remembers how to have sex? - The Unicorn 00:04
Hey. You asking this man if he remembers how to have sex?
S01 • E07 [sighs] - The Unicorn 00:06
[sighs]
S01 • E06 Thanks for inviting us over.Well, I thought - The Unicorn 00:05
Thanks for inviting us over.Well, I thought
S01 • E03 [chuckles] - The Unicorn 00:04
[chuckles]
S01 • E09 Yeah.Bottom of the barrel, but that's all right. - The Unicorn 00:04
Yeah.Bottom of the barrel, but that's all right.