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The Unicorn

No, I do.If you did, you wouldn't be sneaking aroundbehind your husband's back with a...

No, I do.If you did, you wouldn't be sneaking around
behind your husband's back with a turkey on the side

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No, I do.If you did,
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you wouldn't be sneaking around behind your husband's back
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with a turkey on the side.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:40
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Season
1
Episode
8
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A widower is eager to move on from the most difficult year of his life, only to realize he's utterly unprepared to raise his two daughters on his own and equally unprepared for the dating world where he's suddenly a hot commodity.
S01 • E13 I thought Addie was "so annoying." - The Unicorn 00:05
I thought Addie was "so annoying."
S01 • E15 This really won't stand! - The Unicorn 00:05
This really won't stand!
S01 • E03 Um...Okay, but if you don't open up, - The Unicorn 00:04
Um...Okay, but if you don't open up,
S01 • E18 And now she's at a dance with a boy - The Unicorn 00:07
And now she's at a dance with a boy
S01 • E07 Okay, okay. Look, Katie's in the fourth grade, - The Unicorn 00:08
Okay, okay. Look, Katie's in the fourth grade,
S01 • E02 No. I'm cool. - The Unicorn 00:04
No. I'm cool.
S01 • E17 My stomach hurts - The Unicorn 00:06
My stomach hurts
S01 • E05 I mean, who even eats this crap? - The Unicorn 00:04
I mean, who even eats this crap?
S01 • E06 Yes. [chuckles] - The Unicorn 00:05
Yes. [chuckles]
S01 • E16 Look, I'm telling you, Delia, - The Unicorn 00:07
Look, I'm telling you, Delia,
S01 • E14 Maybe a man that just got - The Unicorn 00:04
Maybe a man that just got
S01 • E03 Yes, but if youdidn't talk, then that'sthe problem. - The Unicorn 00:04
Yes, but if youdidn't talk, then that'sthe problem...
S01 • E04 It's this character from one of the sci-fi novels - The Unicorn 00:04
It's this character from one of the sci-fi novels
S01 • E08 I don't want to hear it. I'm gonna go put my turkey - The Unicorn 00:04
I don't want to hear it. I'm gonna go put my turke...
S01 • E05 God, I hate them so much.Forrest, - The Unicorn 00:08
God, I hate them so much.Forrest,
S01 • E18 And it's one of those new ones, you know, - The Unicorn 00:04
And it's one of those new ones, you know,
S01 • E14 Come on, now. I'm not gonna - The Unicorn 00:05
Come on, now. I'm not gonna
S01 • E15 Can't beat that. You sure you don't want to...[door slams] - The Unicorn 00:06
Can't beat that. You sure you don't want to...[doo...
S01 • E13 [birds chirping] - The Unicorn 00:04
[birds chirping]
S01 • E17 Michelle, Delia, look, - The Unicorn 00:06
Michelle, Delia, look,