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Remember how they used to call me Captain Cristal?
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The Unicorn

Remember how they used tocall me Captain Cristal?

Remember how they used to
call me Captain Cristal?

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Remember how they used to call me Captain Cristal?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:53
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy, drama, family

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Movie Summary

A widower is eager to move on from the most difficult year of his life, only to realize he's utterly unprepared to raise his two daughters on his own and equally unprepared for the dating world where he's suddenly a hot commodity.
S01 • E03 No cereal in the face. Come on.[overlapping arguing] - The Unicorn 00:05
No cereal in the face. Come on.[overlapping arguing]
S01 • E08 MICHELLE: Aw... [barking] - The Unicorn 00:06
MICHELLE: Aw... [barking]
S01 • E15 No. Oh, well, - The Unicorn 00:05
No. Oh, well,
S01 • E13 Yeah, I was at the doctor's office, - The Unicorn 00:07
Yeah, I was at the doctor's office,
S01 • E09 [sighs]: Ah, modern medicine's great, - The Unicorn 00:06
[sighs]: Ah, modern medicine's great,
S01 • E07 Um, m-my wife, uh, passed away a-a year ago. - The Unicorn 00:05
Um, m-my wife, uh, passed away a-a year ago.
S01 • E12 Your retainer is in your mouth. I can see it. - The Unicorn 00:04
Your retainer is in your mouth. I can see it.
S01 • E17 So, I did the worst thing last weekend. - The Unicorn 00:04
So, I did the worst thing last weekend.
S01 • E06 I remember you used to call you Captain Cristal. - The Unicorn 00:04
I remember you used to call you Captain Cristal.
S01 • E01 Me and Forrest tell him we're going to Home Depot, - The Unicorn 00:07
Me and Forrest tell him we're going to Home Depot,
S01 • E16 Yay! [shushing] - The Unicorn 00:05
Yay! [shushing]
S01 • E18 Can I interest any of you in a pop socket or a stress ball? - The Unicorn 00:05
Can I interest any of you in a pop socket or a stress ball?
S01 • E03 Stop it! Eat![phone vibrating] - The Unicorn 00:06
Stop it! Eat![phone vibrating]
S01 • E11 I've been looking everywhere for something - The Unicorn 00:05
I've been looking everywhere for something
S01 • E09 [both laugh] - The Unicorn 00:07
[both laugh]
S01 • E04 He's unassuming and likable, but he's better than me. - The Unicorn 00:05
He's unassuming and likable, but he's better than ...
S01 • E13 Well, we-we used Delia's cousin Rory in Syracuse, - The Unicorn 00:07
Well, we-we used Delia's cousin Rory in Syracuse,
S01 • E17 Well, what did you do?I went golfing with my sister, - The Unicorn 00:05
Well, what did you do?I went golfing with my sister,
S01 • E14 Uh, can we get a bottle of champagne, and also, some, um... - The Unicorn 00:04
Uh, can we get a bottle of champagne, and also, some, um...
S01 • E16 No, I know that the check is not in your hand, Jack, - The Unicorn 00:05
No, I know that the check is not in your hand, Jack,