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Damn it, could you just stop all the by-the-book shit for a minute, son?
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The Upshaws

Damn it, could you just stop allthe by-the-book shit for a minute, son?

Damn it, could you just stop all
the by-the-book shit for a minute, son?

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Damn it, could you just stop all the by-the-book shit for a minute, son?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:00
Uploaded
May 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, family

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Movie Summary

It centers on a working-class African American family in Indiana struggling to make it work and make it right without any blueprints.
S01 • E05 You motivated an employee to stay up all night and work on this? - The Upshaws 00:04
You motivated an employee to stay up all night and work on t...
S01 • E08 - Well, I'm here for you. - Mmm. - The Upshaws 00:04
- Well, I'm here for you. - Mmm.
S01 • E02 So, I was thinking, why don't we get our dessert to go? - The Upshaws 00:06
So, I was thinking, why don't we get our dessert to go?
S01 • E03 You called me "son." - The Upshaws 00:05
You called me "son."
S01 • E10 All right, y'all about to see years of physical therapy in action. - The Upshaws 00:04
All right, y'all about to see years of physical therapy...
S01 • E01 You not gonna sit there and tell me that Magic City Jr. - The Upshaws 00:04
You not gonna sit there and tell me that Magic City Jr.
S01 • E07 Look, I don't know what any of that means, - The Upshaws 00:05
Look, I don't know what any of that means,
S01 • E05 As we like to say upstairs, - The Upshaws 00:07
As we like to say upstairs,
S01 • E03 And you know what? That's your ass, "Dad." - The Upshaws 00:06
And you know what? That's your ass, "Dad."
S01 • E01 And I know your husband having a baby mama wasn't in your plans either. - The Upshaws 00:05
And I know your husband having a baby mama wasn't in yo...
S01 • E07 All sales are final, that's the yard sale creed. - The Upshaws 00:05
All sales are final, that's the yard sale creed.
S01 • E02 Hmm? Turn our tiramisu into a little tira-me-you. - The Upshaws 00:05
Hmm? Turn our tiramisu into a little tira-me-you.
S01 • E05 I don't want to speak out of school, - The Upshaws 00:06
I don't want to speak out of school,
S01 • E02 Listen, I was thinking, - The Upshaws 00:08
Listen, I was thinking,
S01 • E06 Then would you buy Malcolm Luther King? - The Upshaws 00:04
Then would you buy Malcolm Luther King?
S01 • E03 I reached out every way that I could to fix what I did. - The Upshaws 00:04
I reached out every way that I could to fix what I did.
S01 • E07 Yeah. Think she's gonna sell my Larry Bird bobblehead. - The Upshaws 00:04
Yeah. Think she's gonna sell my Larry Bird bobblehead.
S01 • E04 Let's keep it fair, - The Upshaws 00:05
Let's keep it fair,
S01 • E08 Like how you almost killed yourself over some hazel eyes? - The Upshaws 00:05
Like how you almost killed yourself over some hazel eyes?
S01 • E04 And the curly-haired dude in the back that's trying to pass. What up, bro? - The Upshaws 00:05
And the curly-haired dude in the back that's trying to ...