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I'll be blind, crippled and crazy before I apologize to you
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The Upshaws

I'll be blind, crippledand crazy before I apologize to you

I'll be blind, crippled
and crazy before I apologize to you

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I'll be blind, crippled and crazy before I apologize to you.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:31
Uploaded
May 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy, family

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Movie Summary

It centers on a working-class African American family in Indiana struggling to make it work and make it right without any blueprints.
S01 • E02 So, we fixed the fuel injection so it wouldn't ride as rough. - The Upshaws 00:04
So, we fixed the fuel injection so it wouldn't ride as ...
S01 • E05 Baby, no ten-year-old knows all the words to "Livin' La Vida Loca." - The Upshaws 00:10
Baby, no ten-year-old knows all the words to "Livin...
S01 • E09 Damn! Rustle some papers before you answer it. - The Upshaws 00:04
Damn! Rustle some papers before you answer it.
S01 • E08 What? Damn, girl, this ain't Mahogany. - The Upshaws 00:07
What? Damn, girl, this ain't Mahogany.
S01 • E03 Baby girl, go on and get ready for school. Take your aunt with you, okay? - The Upshaws 00:05
Baby girl, go on and get ready for school. Take your aunt wi...
S01 • E06 Uh, let me remind you that Mama's not here to pull me off your narrow ass. - The Upshaws 00:06
Uh, let me remind you that Mama's not here to pull me o...
S01 • E07 "Wow"? Like wow good or wow bad? - The Upshaws 00:04
"Wow"? Like wow good or wow bad?
S01 • E09 I don't care if it's ten cents - The Upshaws 00:06
I don't care if it's ten cents
S01 • E06 What kinda crazy bitch comes to somebody else's house - The Upshaws 00:05
What kinda crazy bitch comes to somebody else's house
S01 • E08 You take calcium supplements, don't say "drippin'." - The Upshaws 00:11
You take calcium supplements, don't say "drippin&#...
S01 • E09 Life insurance, it ain't for us, fool, it's for the kids. - The Upshaws 00:04
Life insurance, it ain't for us, fool, it's for th...
S01 • E03 Hmm. And we probably should find a right shoe to match your left one. - The Upshaws 00:05
Hmm. And we probably should find a right shoe to match your ...
S01 • E05 Your careless swiping-left-and-right ass - The Upshaws 00:06
Your careless swiping-left-and-right ass
S01 • E09 And after all the shit you put this family through, - The Upshaws 00:07
And after all the shit you put this family through,
S01 • E04 He said it's, um, $20, so can I play? - The Upshaws 00:05
He said it's, um, $20, so can I play?
S01 • E08 That leg must be more flexible than you lettin' on. - The Upshaws 00:04
That leg must be more flexible than you lettin' on.
S01 • E02 I manage a restaurant on Illinois Street, Chez Cocu. - The Upshaws 00:04
I manage a restaurant on Illinois Street, Chez Cocu.
S01 • E04 Yeah, hah! That's right. That's all your asses tonight. - The Upshaws 00:04
Yeah, hah! That's right. That's all your asses ton...
S01 • E10 Why does your machine give out pads and Almond Joys? - The Upshaws 00:04
Why does your machine give out pads and Almond Joys?
S01 • E05 Bernard, gay or straight, - The Upshaws 00:05
Bernard, gay or straight,