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The VelociPastor

AS I SAID, I'M A PRIEST,SO WE CAN NEVER SA

AS I SAID, I'M A PRIEST,
SO WE CAN NEVER SA

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- AS I SAID, I'M A PRIEST, SO WE CAN NEVER SA...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
55
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:34
Uploaded
Jun 20, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
N/A

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After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.
- WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT? - The VelociPastor 00:04
- WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?
- THE TIME YOU TURNED INTO A DINOSAUR AND ATE SOMEONE. - The VelociPastor 00:06
- THE TIME YOU TURNED INTO A DINOSAUR AND ATE SOMEONE.
- I REMEMBER SOME SORT OF NIGHTMARE, - The VelociPastor 00:08
- I REMEMBER SOME SORT OF NIGHTMARE,
Dinosaurs never existed and even if they did - The VelociPastor 00:07
Dinosaurs never existed and even if they did
DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED, AND EVEN IF THEY DID, - The VelociPastor 00:06
DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED, AND EVEN IF THEY DID,
429, 430, - The VelociPastor 00:08
429, 430,
- I DON'T KNOW, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO! - The VelociPastor 00:04
- I DON'T KNOW, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO!
FIRSTLY, I'M A HOOKER AND I DID NOT WANNA BE ARRESTED, - The VelociPastor 00:08
FIRSTLY, I'M A HOOKER AND I DID NOT WANNA BE ARRESTED,
You're a hooker - The VelociPastor 00:06
You're a hooker
- YOU KNOW, IT MIGHT SOUND STRANGE, - The VelociPastor 00:08
- YOU KNOW, IT MIGHT SOUND STRANGE,
- TOUCH NOT, THY SINNING HANDS, - The VelociPastor 00:05
- TOUCH NOT, THY SINNING HANDS,
THIS IS THE MOST PRIESTLY THING THAT YOU'VE EVER DONE! - The VelociPastor 00:06
THIS IS THE MOST PRIESTLY THING THAT YOU'VE EVER DONE!
LOOK, YOU GUYS TALK ALL THE TIME ABOUT HELPING PEOPLE. - The VelociPastor 00:05
LOOK, YOU GUYS TALK ALL THE TIME ABOUT HELPING PEOPLE.
THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE YOU CAN. - The VelociPastor 00:05
THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE YOU CAN.
EVERY DRUG-DEALING MURDERER - The VelociPastor 00:04
EVERY DRUG-DEALING MURDERER
EVERY RAPIST OR PEDOPHILE - The VelociPastor 00:08
EVERY RAPIST OR PEDOPHILE
YOU AND I BOTH KNOW - The VelociPastor 00:06
YOU AND I BOTH KNOW
LOOK, I KNOW A LOT OF BAD PEOPLE. - The VelociPastor 00:04
LOOK, I KNOW A LOT OF BAD PEOPLE.
YOU THINK I LIKE TURNING TRICKS TO PAY FOR COLLEGE - The VelociPastor 00:08
YOU THINK I LIKE TURNING TRICKS TO PAY FOR COLLEGE
(DOUG SOBS) - The VelociPastor 00:07
(DOUG SOBS)