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The VelociPastor

AS I'M SURE YOU TWO REMEMBER, IT'S A THREE-PRONG SPRINGFORWARD FROM ALL SIDES AT ONCE

AS I'M SURE YOU TWO REMEMBER, IT'S A THREE-PRONG SPRING
FORWARD FROM ALL SIDES AT ONCE

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AS I'M SURE YOU TWO REMEMBER,
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IT'S A THREE-PRONG SPRING FORWARD FROM ALL SIDES AT ONCE.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:28
Uploaded
Jun 20, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.
- [LEADER] CHOI-MIN IS GOING TO SPRING TO THE TREE THERE. - The VelociPastor 00:06
- [LEADER] CHOI-MIN IS GOING TO SPRING TO THE TREE THERE.
- [LEADER] I'M PRETTY SURE DINOSAURS CAN'T LOOK UP. - The VelociPastor 00:05
- [LEADER] I'M PRETTY SURE DINOSAURS CAN'T LOOK UP...
FATHER STEWART, HE TRIED TO EXORCIZE ME. - The VelociPastor 00:04
FATHER STEWART, HE TRIED TO EXORCIZE ME.
("I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK" BY MATH THE BAND) - The VelociPastor 00:06
("I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK" BY MATH T...
J” I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK I - The VelociPastor 00:20
J” I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK I
J” I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK I - The VelociPastor 00:51
J” I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK I
J” WELL I WAS LOST, I WAS AFRAID J” - The VelociPastor 00:38
J” WELL I WAS LOST, I WAS AFRAID J”
J” I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK I - The VelociPastor 00:14
J” I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK I
- [NINJA] (CHUCKLES) YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH. - The VelociPastor 00:06
- [NINJA] (CHUCKLES) YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEA...
WHAT DOES DRUG SMUGGLING HAVE TO DO WITH CHRISTIANITY? - The VelociPastor 00:04
WHAT DOES DRUG SMUGGLING HAVE TO DO WITH CHRISTIANITY?
- (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) - The VelociPastor 00:05
- (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
- MANIFEST DESTINY, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE, - The VelociPastor 00:05
- MANIFEST DESTINY, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE,
THE CHRISTIAN FAITH IS WHAT I BELIEVE WITH ALL MY HEART, - The VelociPastor 00:06
THE CHRISTIAN FAITH IS WHAT I BELIEVE WITH ALL MY HEART,
- [DOUG VOICEOVER] GOOD THING THAT NINJA TOLD US - The VelociPastor 00:05
- [DOUG VOICEOVER] GOOD THING THAT NINJA TOLD US
- [SAM] STILL DON'T RECOGNIZE ME, DO YOU, DOUG? - The VelociPastor 00:05
- [SAM] STILL DON'T RECOGNIZE ME, DO YOU, DOUG?
(FAMILY LAUGHS) - The VelociPastor 00:06
(FAMILY LAUGHS)
- YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO ANSWERED THE CALL OF GOD. - The VelociPastor 00:06
- YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO ANSWERED THE CALL OF GOD.
(LAUGHS) - The VelociPastor 00:06
(LAUGHS)
I WILL NOT STAIN THE SWORD OF MY ANCESTORS WITH YOUR BLOOD! - The VelociPastor 00:06
I WILL NOT STAIN THE SWORD OF MY ANCESTORS WITH YOUR BLOOD!
YOU WERE ALWAYS LAUGHING, DOUG. - The VelociPastor 00:04
YOU WERE ALWAYS LAUGHING, DOUG.