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DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED, AND EVEN IF THEY DID
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The VelociPastor

DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED,AND EVEN IF THEY DID, I DON'T TRANSFORM INTO ONE

DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED,
AND EVEN IF THEY DID, I DON'T TRANSFORM INTO ONE

Full Transcript

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DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED, AND EVEN IF THEY DID,
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I DON'T TRANSFORM INTO ONE.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
71
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:28
Uploaded
Jun 20, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.
429, 430, - The VelociPastor 00:08
429, 430,
- I DON'T KNOW, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO! - The VelociPastor 00:04
- I DON'T KNOW, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO!
FIRSTLY, I'M A HOOKER AND I DID NOT WANNA BE ARRESTED, - The VelociPastor 00:08
FIRSTLY, I'M A HOOKER AND I DID NOT WANNA BE ARRESTED,
You're a hooker - The VelociPastor 00:06
You're a hooker
- YOU KNOW, IT MIGHT SOUND STRANGE, - The VelociPastor 00:08
- YOU KNOW, IT MIGHT SOUND STRANGE,
- TOUCH NOT, THY SINNING HANDS, - The VelociPastor 00:05
- TOUCH NOT, THY SINNING HANDS,
THIS IS THE MOST PRIESTLY THING THAT YOU'VE EVER DONE! - The VelociPastor 00:06
THIS IS THE MOST PRIESTLY THING THAT YOU'VE EVER DONE!
LOOK, YOU GUYS TALK ALL THE TIME ABOUT HELPING PEOPLE. - The VelociPastor 00:05
LOOK, YOU GUYS TALK ALL THE TIME ABOUT HELPING PEOPLE.
THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE YOU CAN. - The VelociPastor 00:05
THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE YOU CAN.
EVERY DRUG-DEALING MURDERER - The VelociPastor 00:04
EVERY DRUG-DEALING MURDERER
EVERY RAPIST OR PEDOPHILE - The VelociPastor 00:08
EVERY RAPIST OR PEDOPHILE
YOU AND I BOTH KNOW - The VelociPastor 00:06
YOU AND I BOTH KNOW
LOOK, I KNOW A LOT OF BAD PEOPLE. - The VelociPastor 00:04
LOOK, I KNOW A LOT OF BAD PEOPLE.
YOU THINK I LIKE TURNING TRICKS TO PAY FOR COLLEGE - The VelociPastor 00:08
YOU THINK I LIKE TURNING TRICKS TO PAY FOR COLLEGE
(DOUG SOBS) - The VelociPastor 00:07
(DOUG SOBS)
HELLO, MY CHILD, HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN - The VelociPastor 00:05
HELLO, MY CHILD, HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN
PADRE, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME, LET'S SEE. - The VelociPastor 00:04
PADRE, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME, LET'S SEE.
IT'S BEEN ABOUT TWO YEARS. - The VelociPastor 00:04
IT'S BEEN ABOUT TWO YEARS.
(COUGHS) - The VelociPastor 00:06
(COUGHS)
- LISTEN PADRE, FRANKIE FUCKING MERMAID SMOKES - The VelociPastor 00:08
- LISTEN PADRE, FRANKIE FUCKING MERMAID SMOKES