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DOUG, IF YOU REALLY THINKTHERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE YOU THAT CAN MAKE YOU CHANGE LIKE THIS,...

DOUG, IF YOU REALLY THINK
THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE YOU THAT CAN MAKE YOU CHANGE LIKE THIS, THEN THE CHURCH IS VERY CLEAR
ON THE PROCEDURE FOR EXORCISM

Full Transcript

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- DOUG, IF YOU REALLY THINK THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE YOU
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THAT CAN MAKE YOU CHANGE LIKE THIS,
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THEN THE CHURCH IS VERY CLEAR ON THE PROCEDURE FOR EXORCISM.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:54
Uploaded
Jun 20, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.
- AND THINE ENEMIES SHALL BE VANQUISHED - The VelociPastor 00:05
- AND THINE ENEMIES SHALL BE VANQUISHED
I CAN RID THE WORLD OF THE SCUM WITH MY BARE HANDS, - The VelociPastor 00:06
I CAN RID THE WORLD OF THE SCUM WITH MY BARE HANDS,
- THAT'S INSANE, DOUG, GOD DOES NOT WANT PEOPLE DEAD. - The VelociPastor 00:06
- THAT'S INSANE, DOUG, GOD DOES NOT WANT PEOPLE DEAD.
- OH I THINK GOD WANTS A LOT OF PEOPLE DEAD. - The VelociPastor 00:04
- OH I THINK GOD WANTS A LOT OF PEOPLE DEAD.
- I'LL CONTACT THE DIOCESE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. - The VelociPastor 00:04
- I'LL CONTACT THE DIOCESE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
WE NEED TO RID YOU OF THIS CAROL AND THIS DELUSION. - The VelociPastor 00:05
WE NEED TO RID YOU OF THIS CAROL AND THIS DELUSION.
- IT'S NOT LIKE THAT, SHE'S A GOOD PERSON. - The VelociPastor 00:05
- IT'S NOT LIKE THAT, SHE'S A GOOD PERSON.
- IT'S OBVIOUS THIS ISN'T ABOUT HER ANYWAY. - The VelociPastor 00:04
- IT'S OBVIOUS THIS ISN'T ABOUT HER ANYWAY.
DO NOT LEAVE THIS ROOM UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. - The VelociPastor 00:04
DO NOT LEAVE THIS ROOM UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
(LAUGHS) - The VelociPastor 00:07
(LAUGHS)
- [DOUG'S MOM] WE'RE HAPPY WITH YOUR LIFE'S DECISIONS. - The VelociPastor 00:05
- [DOUG'S MOM] WE'RE HAPPY WITH YOUR LIFE'S D...
- I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, DOUG, YOU'RE MY ONLY SON. - The VelociPastor 00:05
- I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, DOUG, YOU'RE MY ONLY SON.
IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF LOST IN THE WOODS, - The VelociPastor 00:06
IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF LOST IN THE WOODS,
YOUR HEART WILL ALWAYS LEAD YOU BACK HOME. - The VelociPastor 00:04
YOUR HEART WILL ALWAYS LEAD YOU BACK HOME.
AS MUCH AS IT PAINS ME TO DO 80, DOUG, - The VelociPastor 00:05
AS MUCH AS IT PAINS ME TO DO 80, DOUG,
(DRAMATIC MUSIC) - The VelociPastor 00:06
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
So your parents died Doug - The VelociPastor 00:10
So your parents died Doug
(LAUGHS) - The VelociPastor 00:05
(LAUGHS)
- ALTAIR IS A PRACTICING EXORCIST, - The VelociPastor 00:06
- ALTAIR IS A PRACTICING EXORCIST,
- DOUG, WHAT THE CHURCH CAN TELL US ONLY EXTENDS SO FAR. - The VelociPastor 00:06
- DOUG, WHAT THE CHURCH CAN TELL US ONLY EXTENDS SO FAR.