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HELLO, MY CHILD, HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN
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HELLO, MY CHILD, HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOUR LAST CONFESSION?

HELLO, MY CHILD, HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOUR LAST CONFESSION?

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HELLO, MY CHILD, HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN
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SINCE YOUR LAST CONFESSION?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
72
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:43
Uploaded
Jun 20, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
N/A

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After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.
PADRE, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME, LET'S SEE. - The VelociPastor 00:04
PADRE, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME, LET'S SEE.
IT'S BEEN ABOUT TWO YEARS. - The VelociPastor 00:04
IT'S BEEN ABOUT TWO YEARS.
(COUGHS) - The VelociPastor 00:06
(COUGHS)
- LISTEN PADRE, FRANKIE FUCKING MERMAID SMOKES - The VelociPastor 00:08
- LISTEN PADRE, FRANKIE FUCKING MERMAID SMOKES
What is it that you would like to confess - The VelociPastor 00:26
What is it that you would like to confess
- OH JEEZ, I GUESS WE COULD COVER THE LAST FOUR DAYS. - The VelociPastor 00:05
- OH JEEZ, I GUESS WE COULD COVER THE LAST FOUR DAYS.
THEN I THREW THE BABY IN THE RIVER, - The VelociPastor 00:06
THEN I THREW THE BABY IN THE RIVER,
THEN I PIMP BITCHES, I DO DRUGS, - The VelociPastor 00:09
THEN I PIMP BITCHES, I DO DRUGS,
THEY TELL ME TO KILL PEOPLE, SO I KILL PEOPLE, - The VelociPastor 00:06
THEY TELL ME TO KILL PEOPLE, SO I KILL PEOPLE,
OH SHIT, ACTUALLY, A COUPLE MONTHS AGO, - The VelociPastor 00:07
OH SHIT, ACTUALLY, A COUPLE MONTHS AGO,
(OMINOUS MUSIC) - The VelociPastor 00:08
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
KINDA GAVE ME A HARD-ON, PADRE, - The VelociPastor 00:04
KINDA GAVE ME A HARD-ON, PADRE,
- You... - OH, ACTUALLY, - The VelociPastor 00:09
- You... - OH, ACTUALLY,
- YOU MURDERED MY PARENTS! - The VelociPastor 00:04
- YOU MURDERED MY PARENTS!
- IF WE'RE GONNA DO THIS, HOW? - The VelociPastor 00:05
- IF WE'RE GONNA DO THIS, HOW?
RULES, RIGHT, LIKE COMMANDMENTS, RIGHT? - The VelociPastor 00:04
RULES, RIGHT, LIKE COMMANDMENTS, RIGHT?
Now I don't know much about God - The VelociPastor 00:12
Now I don't know much about God
NOW I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT GOD. - The VelociPastor 00:04
NOW I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT GOD.
MY PARENTS, - The VelociPastor 00:08
MY PARENTS,
TODAY. - The VelociPastor 00:06
TODAY.