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The VelociPastor

("I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIMETO THINK" BY MATH THE BAND)

("I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME
TO THINK" BY MATH THE BAND)

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("I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK" BY MATH THE BAND)
Duration
6 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:36
Uploaded
Jun 20, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
N/A

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After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.
J” I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK I - The VelociPastor 00:20
J” I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK I
J” I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK I - The VelociPastor 00:51
J” I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK I
J” WELL I WAS LOST, I WAS AFRAID J” - The VelociPastor 00:38
J” WELL I WAS LOST, I WAS AFRAID J”
J” I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK I - The VelociPastor 00:14
J” I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK I
- [NINJA] (CHUCKLES) YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH. - The VelociPastor 00:06
- [NINJA] (CHUCKLES) YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEA...
WHAT DOES DRUG SMUGGLING HAVE TO DO WITH CHRISTIANITY? - The VelociPastor 00:04
WHAT DOES DRUG SMUGGLING HAVE TO DO WITH CHRISTIANITY?
- (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) - The VelociPastor 00:05
- (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
- MANIFEST DESTINY, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE, - The VelociPastor 00:05
- MANIFEST DESTINY, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE,
THE CHRISTIAN FAITH IS WHAT I BELIEVE WITH ALL MY HEART, - The VelociPastor 00:06
THE CHRISTIAN FAITH IS WHAT I BELIEVE WITH ALL MY HEART,
- [DOUG VOICEOVER] GOOD THING THAT NINJA TOLD US - The VelociPastor 00:05
- [DOUG VOICEOVER] GOOD THING THAT NINJA TOLD US
- [SAM] STILL DON'T RECOGNIZE ME, DO YOU, DOUG? - The VelociPastor 00:05
- [SAM] STILL DON'T RECOGNIZE ME, DO YOU, DOUG?
(FAMILY LAUGHS) - The VelociPastor 00:06
(FAMILY LAUGHS)
- YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO ANSWERED THE CALL OF GOD. - The VelociPastor 00:06
- YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO ANSWERED THE CALL OF GOD.
(LAUGHS) - The VelociPastor 00:06
(LAUGHS)
I WILL NOT STAIN THE SWORD OF MY ANCESTORS WITH YOUR BLOOD! - The VelociPastor 00:06
I WILL NOT STAIN THE SWORD OF MY ANCESTORS WITH YOUR BLOOD!
YOU WERE ALWAYS LAUGHING, DOUG. - The VelociPastor 00:04
YOU WERE ALWAYS LAUGHING, DOUG.
WELL YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE LAUGHING ANYMORE. - The VelociPastor 00:04
WELL YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE LAUGHING ANYMORE.
I'M GONNA BE THE ONE LAUGHING WHEN I KILL YOU! - The VelociPastor 00:05
I'M GONNA BE THE ONE LAUGHING WHEN I KILL YOU!
(YELPS) - The VelociPastor 00:07
(YELPS)
IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF (COUGHS) YOUR POWERS. - The VelociPastor 00:06
IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF (COUGHS) YOUR POWERS.