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I'LL CONTACT THE DIOCESE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
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The VelociPastor

I'LL CONTACT THE DIOCESEAS SOON AS POSSIBLE

I'LL CONTACT THE DIOCESE
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

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- I'LL CONTACT THE DIOCESE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:30
Uploaded
Jun 20, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.
WE NEED TO RID YOU OF THIS CAROL AND THIS DELUSION. - The VelociPastor 00:05
WE NEED TO RID YOU OF THIS CAROL AND THIS DELUSION.
- IT'S NOT LIKE THAT, SHE'S A GOOD PERSON. - The VelociPastor 00:05
- IT'S NOT LIKE THAT, SHE'S A GOOD PERSON.
- IT'S OBVIOUS THIS ISN'T ABOUT HER ANYWAY. - The VelociPastor 00:04
- IT'S OBVIOUS THIS ISN'T ABOUT HER ANYWAY.
DO NOT LEAVE THIS ROOM UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. - The VelociPastor 00:04
DO NOT LEAVE THIS ROOM UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
(LAUGHS) - The VelociPastor 00:07
(LAUGHS)
- [DOUG'S MOM] WE'RE HAPPY WITH YOUR LIFE'S DECISIONS. - The VelociPastor 00:05
- [DOUG'S MOM] WE'RE HAPPY WITH YOUR LIFE'S D...
- I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, DOUG, YOU'RE MY ONLY SON. - The VelociPastor 00:05
- I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, DOUG, YOU'RE MY ONLY SON.
IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF LOST IN THE WOODS, - The VelociPastor 00:06
IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF LOST IN THE WOODS,
YOUR HEART WILL ALWAYS LEAD YOU BACK HOME. - The VelociPastor 00:04
YOUR HEART WILL ALWAYS LEAD YOU BACK HOME.
AS MUCH AS IT PAINS ME TO DO 80, DOUG, - The VelociPastor 00:05
AS MUCH AS IT PAINS ME TO DO 80, DOUG,
(DRAMATIC MUSIC) - The VelociPastor 00:06
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
So your parents died Doug - The VelociPastor 00:10
So your parents died Doug
(LAUGHS) - The VelociPastor 00:05
(LAUGHS)
- ALTAIR IS A PRACTICING EXORCIST, - The VelociPastor 00:06
- ALTAIR IS A PRACTICING EXORCIST,
- DOUG, WHAT THE CHURCH CAN TELL US ONLY EXTENDS SO FAR. - The VelociPastor 00:06
- DOUG, WHAT THE CHURCH CAN TELL US ONLY EXTENDS SO FAR.
WE MUST LOOK ABROAD IF WE ARE TO FIND THE TRUTH - The VelociPastor 00:07
WE MUST LOOK ABROAD IF WE ARE TO FIND THE TRUTH
BUT FEAR NOT, FOR OUR INNER EYE - The VelociPastor 00:07
BUT FEAR NOT, FOR OUR INNER EYE
NOW, I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE BEING STALKED - The VelociPastor 00:05
NOW, I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE BEING STALKED
TELL ME ABOUT THAT, AND START FROM THE BEGINNING. - The VelociPastor 00:05
TELL ME ABOUT THAT, AND START FROM THE BEGINNING.
- IT ALL HAPPENED AFTER MY PARENTS WERE MURDERED. - The VelociPastor 00:05
- IT ALL HAPPENED AFTER MY PARENTS WERE MURDERED.