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I'M GONNA BE THE ONE LAUGHING WHEN I KILL YOU!
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The VelociPastor

I'M GONNA BE THE ONELAUGHING WHEN I KILL YOU!

I'M GONNA BE THE ONE
LAUGHING WHEN I KILL YOU!

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I'M GONNA BE THE ONE LAUGHING WHEN I KILL YOU!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:43
Uploaded
Jun 20, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.
(YELPS) - The VelociPastor 00:07
(YELPS)
IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF (COUGHS) YOUR POWERS. - The VelociPastor 00:06
IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF (COUGHS) YOUR POWERS.
- I'M JUST ONE MAN. - AGOOD MAN. - The VelociPastor 00:04
- I'M JUST ONE MAN. - AGOOD MAN.
THAT'S ALL THAT'S EVERY CHANGED (COUGHS) ANYTHING. - The VelociPastor 00:06
THAT'S ALL THAT'S EVERY CHANGED (COUGHS) ANYTHING.
I BELIEVE IN YOU, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TODAY. - The VelociPastor 00:06
I BELIEVE IN YOU, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TODAY.
(GASPS) - The VelociPastor 00:06
(GASPS)
- I BELIEVE IN A HIGHER POWER, - The VelociPastor 00:07
- I BELIEVE IN A HIGHER POWER,
(CHUCKLES) YOU ARE THE LAST ONE. - The VelociPastor 00:05
(CHUCKLES) YOU ARE THE LAST ONE.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) - The VelociPastor 00:05
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
CAROL'S WOUNDS ARE HEALING UP FASTER THAN WE FIRST THOUGHT. - The VelociPastor 00:06
CAROL'S WOUNDS ARE HEALING UP FASTER THAN WE FIRST THOU...
SHE'S EXPECTED TO MAKE A FULL RECOVERY. - The VelociPastor 00:04
SHE'S EXPECTED TO MAKE A FULL RECOVERY.
- IN FACT, I THINK SHE'S READY RIGHT NOW. - The VelociPastor 00:06
- IN FACT, I THINK SHE'S READY RIGHT NOW.
YOU KNOW THE CHURCH WON'T STOP WITH WEI CHAN'S DEATH. - The VelociPastor 00:05
YOU KNOW THE CHURCH WON'T STOP WITH WEI CHAN'S DEA...
THEY'RE GONNA BE SOMEWHERE ELSE. - The VelociPastor 00:04
THEY'RE GONNA BE SOMEWHERE ELSE.
- CHINA, EUROPE, ALL OVER THE WORLD, I SUPPOSE. - The VelociPastor 00:05
- CHINA, EUROPE, ALL OVER THE WORLD, I SUPPOSE.
NOW THAT I'VE OFFICIALLY RESIGNED FROM THE CHURCH, - The VelociPastor 00:08
NOW THAT I'VE OFFICIALLY RESIGNED FROM THE CHURCH,
- THERE'S A BILLION DOLLAR BOUNTY ON YOUR HEAD, DOUG JONES. - The VelociPastor 00:06
- THERE'S A BILLION DOLLAR BOUNTY ON YOUR HEAD, DOUG JO...
("SPEAK UNEASY" BY THE HOLY MESS) - The VelociPastor 00:05
("SPEAK UNEASY" BY THE HOLY MESS)
J” YOU WERE TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING WHEN I LOOKED AT MYSELF J” - The VelociPastor 00:33
J” YOU WERE TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING WHEN I LOOKED AT MYSELF ...
J” I CAN'T STOP SHAKING NOW AND ITCHING J” - The VelociPastor 00:33
J” I CAN'T STOP SHAKING NOW AND ITCHING J”