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The VelociPastor

(SORROWFUL MUSIC) ANDREW MARTIN SAT ONHIS OWN FUCKING GRENADE

(SORROWFUL MUSIC) ANDREW MARTIN SAT ON
HIS OWN FUCKING GRENADE

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(SORROWFUL MUSIC)
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ANDREW MARTIN SAT ON HIS OWN FUCKING GRENADE.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:46
Uploaded
Jun 20, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.
RICKY INVINCIBLE, GOD KNOWS WHERE THE FUCK HE IS. - The VelociPastor 00:05
RICKY INVINCIBLE, GOD KNOWS WHERE THE FUCK HE IS.
THERE AIN'T NOTHING SNEAKY ABOUT AN EVIL LIKE THAT. - The VelociPastor 00:04
THERE AIN'T NOTHING SNEAKY ABOUT AN EVIL LIKE THAT.
DON'T FORGET. - The VelociPastor 00:07
DON'T FORGET.
SO SERGEANT STEWART, - The VelociPastor 00:06
SO SERGEANT STEWART,
(WHISTLES) - The VelociPastor 00:04
(WHISTLES)
- SHE'S ALL I'M FIGHTING FOR. - The VelociPastor 00:04
- SHE'S ALL I'M FIGHTING FOR.
WHEN WE GET OUT OF THIS WAR, - The VelociPastor 00:07
WHEN WE GET OUT OF THIS WAR,
AND WHEN YOU FINALLY GET BACK THERE - The VelociPastor 00:10
AND WHEN YOU FINALLY GET BACK THERE
AND I WANT YOU TO SPEND 15 MINUTES A DAY WITH EACH OF THEM. - The VelociPastor 00:06
AND I WANT YOU TO SPEND 15 MINUTES A DAY WITH EACH OF THEM.
YEAH, AND I WANT YOU TO NAME ONE OF THEM AFTER ME. - The VelociPastor 00:05
YEAH, AND I WANT YOU TO NAME ONE OF THEM AFTER ME.
WHEN LITTLE ALI STEWART ASKS WHERE HE GOT HIS NAME FROM, - The VelociPastor 00:10
WHEN LITTLE ALI STEWART ASKS WHERE HE GOT HIS NAME FROM,
THE ONE WHO MADE IT THROUGH THE WHOLE WAR - The VelociPastor 00:08
THE ONE WHO MADE IT THROUGH THE WHOLE WAR
BUT THEN YOU LOOK AT HIM, SQUARE IN THE FACE, - The VelociPastor 00:07
BUT THEN YOU LOOK AT HIM, SQUARE IN THE FACE,
(GUN FIRES) - The VelociPastor 00:05
(GUN FIRES)
(SHOUTS) ALI, NO, NO! - The VelociPastor 00:05
(SHOUTS) ALI, NO, NO!
WAR IS WAR, AND WAR IS HELL, AND HELL NEVER CHANGES. - The VelociPastor 00:05
WAR IS WAR, AND WAR IS HELL, AND HELL NEVER CHANGES.
(UPLIFI'ING MUSIC) - The VelociPastor 00:04
(UPLIFI'ING MUSIC)
- I DON'T THINK WE CAN DO ANYTHING FOR HER NOW, - The VelociPastor 00:05
- I DON'T THINK WE CAN DO ANYTHING FOR HER NOW,
- [SMALL SOLDIER] I DON'T KNOW, - The VelociPastor 00:04
- [SMALL SOLDIER] I DON'T KNOW,
(SORROWFUL MUSIC) - The VelociPastor 00:11
(SORROWFUL MUSIC)