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THEN I THREW THE BABY IN THE RIVER, 80 IT COULDN'T SNITCH, OBVIOUSLY

THEN I THREW THE BABY IN THE RIVER, 80 IT COULDN'T SNITCH, OBVIOUSLY

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THEN I THREW THE BABY IN THE RIVER,
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80 IT COULDN'T SNITCH, OBVIOUSLY.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
80
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:24
Uploaded
Jun 20, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.
THEN I PIMP BITCHES, I DO DRUGS, - The VelociPastor 00:09
THEN I PIMP BITCHES, I DO DRUGS,
THEY TELL ME TO KILL PEOPLE, SO I KILL PEOPLE, - The VelociPastor 00:06
THEY TELL ME TO KILL PEOPLE, SO I KILL PEOPLE,
OH SHIT, ACTUALLY, A COUPLE MONTHS AGO, - The VelociPastor 00:07
OH SHIT, ACTUALLY, A COUPLE MONTHS AGO,
(OMINOUS MUSIC) - The VelociPastor 00:08
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
KINDA GAVE ME A HARD-ON, PADRE, - The VelociPastor 00:04
KINDA GAVE ME A HARD-ON, PADRE,
- You... - OH, ACTUALLY, - The VelociPastor 00:09
- You... - OH, ACTUALLY,
- YOU MURDERED MY PARENTS! - The VelociPastor 00:04
- YOU MURDERED MY PARENTS!
- IF WE'RE GONNA DO THIS, HOW? - The VelociPastor 00:05
- IF WE'RE GONNA DO THIS, HOW?
RULES, RIGHT, LIKE COMMANDMENTS, RIGHT? - The VelociPastor 00:04
RULES, RIGHT, LIKE COMMANDMENTS, RIGHT?
Now I don't know much about God - The VelociPastor 00:12
Now I don't know much about God
NOW I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT GOD. - The VelociPastor 00:04
NOW I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT GOD.
MY PARENTS, - The VelociPastor 00:08
MY PARENTS,
TODAY. - The VelociPastor 00:06
TODAY.
I KNOW THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE - The VelociPastor 00:05
I KNOW THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE
- WHAT, YOU KILLED FRANKIE, THE FRANKIE MERMAID? - The VelociPastor 00:04
- WHAT, YOU KILLED FRANKIE, THE FRANKIE MERMAID?
I WAS JUST SO ANGRY, AND HE JUST KEPT BRAGGING. - The VelociPastor 00:05
I WAS JUST SO ANGRY, AND HE JUST KEPT BRAGGING.
("SPENCER REID" BY THE HOLY MESS) - The VelociPastor 00:05
("SPENCER REID" BY THE HOLY MESS)
J” MY LITTLE ARSONIST JUST SET MY HEAD ON FIRE J” - The VelociPastor 00:37
J” MY LITTLE ARSONIST JUST SET MY HEAD ON FIRE J”
J” MY LITTLE ALCHEMIST, YOU LEFT ME UNINSPIRED J” - The VelociPastor 00:43
J” MY LITTLE ALCHEMIST, YOU LEFT ME UNINSPIRED J”
WE'VE HAD RUMORS FROM THE UNDERGROUND - The VelociPastor 00:05
WE'VE HAD RUMORS FROM THE UNDERGROUND