I did something I don't choose to tell you. If they choose to tell you, that's their...

[first lines] Mom:
At the end of high school, I fell in love with a substitute English teacher. It was quite a scandal. Corin didn't start out a bad guy, though. We were together about 10 years and we had two kids. And then he fell in love with someone in a Starbucks, and moved to Palo Alto, California. Kind of severed relations with the three of us. My parents, if I were defending them, which I'm not, had said, back in the day, that he had an "impatient eye."They didn't like him. Week I left, things escalated. My parents cursed at me, which was, like, crazy unusual. And it ended, one afternoon, very badly. I left at 19, haven't spoken to My parents in 15 years. Whatever. That's just the history. Mom:
Recently, My parents looked me up on the Internet. Asked to meet their grandchildren. Spend a week with them. I looked My parents up, they have a counseling website. People love them. Ironically, they counsel people, which is a hoot. Whatever. I told the kids. They said they wanted to go. I told them I didn't want them to go. They said they were gonna go anyway. They're brats. What can I tell you? And my 15-year-old wants to make a documentary about this. Becca:
[from off-screen]
Wait, wait, wait. Go back. Um, describe the events on the day you left your parents' farm at 19. Mom:
I did something I don't choose to tell you. If they choose to tell you, that's their right. Okay? I want to do this for you. Listen, They're good people. Ask them. Can I be done with my part? I still got to get you guys packed