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Suddenly, King needs to take a crap, right proper desperate, yeah?
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Suddenly, King needs to take a crap,right proper desperate, yeah?

Suddenly, King needs to take a crap,
right proper desperate, yeah?

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Suddenly, King needs to take a crap, right proper desperate, yeah?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:43
Uploaded
May 21, 2025
Genres
drama, history, war
Production
Vital Pictures

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Movie Summary

During World War I, a group of British miners are recruited to tunnel underneath no man's land and set bombs from below the German front in hopes of breaking the deadly stalemate of the Battle of Messines.
So he says to his CO. The CO is like, "Yeah, fine, - The War Below 00:08
So he says to his CO. The CO is like, "Yeah, fine,
He protests his innocence. "I was having a crap. - The War Below 00:04
He protests his innocence. "I was having a crap.
I was having a crap, ask my CO." - The War Below 00:05
I was having a crap, ask my CO."
...CO's dead, isn't he? German sniper clocked him an hour before. - The War Below 00:05
...CO's dead, isn't he? German sniper clocked him ...
So with no one to vouch for his story, court martial instantly returned a guilty verdict. - The War Below 00:06
So with no one to vouch for his story, court martial instant...
And then it's a, blindfold, bullet, unmarked grave. Gone. - The War Below 00:06
And then it's a, blindfold, bullet, unmarked grave. Gon...
No. May as well just walk out into No Man's Land and have the Boche do it for you. - The War Below 00:05
No. May as well just walk out into No Man's Land and ha...
At least then you get called an hero. Get a medal. - The War Below 00:04
At least then you get called an hero. Get a medal.
Hey. So if them regular tommies want to hate us, I say fine. - The War Below 00:06
Hey. So if them regular tommies want to hate us, I say fine.
On the other, mad bastards who would rather execute a kid then, - The War Below 00:07
On the other, mad bastards who would rather execute a kid th...
No. They give them to general's runners, - The War Below 00:05
No. They give them to general's runners,
It's like back home, the bottom people, do all the work. - The War Below 00:04
It's like back home, the bottom people, do all the work...
Top brass take all the credit and then... Well, when it goes right. - The War Below 00:04
Top brass take all the credit and then... Well, when it goes...
- What if it goes wrong? - It's a two way street lad. - The War Below 00:04
- What if it goes wrong? - It's a two way street lad.
- Bill. Those coordinates correct? - Aye. Hellfire sent two chaps - The War Below 00:07
- Bill. Those coordinates correct? - Aye. Hellfire sent two ...
The mortar attack's scheduled from 7:20 until 7:30, - The War Below 00:06
The mortar attack's scheduled from 7:20 until 7:30,
Good show. Good show. - The War Below 00:05
Good show. Good show.
Been living under a rock? Poor sod got sent on some suicide mission, - The War Below 00:07
Been living under a rock? Poor sod got sent on some suicide ...
- That's just for the COs, mate. - Brother! - The War Below 00:04
- That's just for the COs, mate. - Brother!
...HQ has deemed it necessary for the.. mining effort, to expand. - The War Below 00:07
...HQ has deemed it necessary for the.. mining effort, to ex...